--- Log opened Tue Jan 03 17:52:12 2006
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17:54 < lonki> k, talk to you later guys, I'm going home
17:54 -!- lonki is now known as lonki_home
17:54 <@bwvoidfv> hello xdanger
17:55 <@bwvoidfv> i'm matthew wilson (from the wg-dev list)
17:56 < xdanger> hi, i'm Jukka Raimovaara... long time reader of wg-dev...
17:57 <@bwvoidfv> what's your relation to webgui?
17:57 <@bwvoidfv> (other than being on the dev list) :)
17:57 < xdanger> I was kinda hoping for a irc-channel for webgui, because just some times someone might want to just chat about wg
17:57 < xdanger> I've been using it from 6.0
17:58 < xdanger> maintaining a couple of sites..
17:58 <@bwvoidfv> yeah. there were several others on it yesterday (Crythias and Colin, also from the dev list)
17:59 <@bwvoidfv> they'll be on later.
17:59 < xdanger> ok
17:59 <@bwvoidfv> what timezone/country are you in
17:59 < xdanger> just have to say that I really like wg
17:59 < xdanger> finland
17:59 <@bwvoidfv> i like it too. most of the time. :)
18:00 < xdanger> yeah =)
18:00 <@bwvoidfv> is web hosting your primary job
18:00 < xdanger> I was just wonderin the reason for the removal of If macro... I use it on every my sites..
18:01 <@bwvoidfv> merely to reduce plainblack support costs. The If macro is too flexible/capable to be secure/reliable (supportable).
18:02 <@bwvoidfv> so now it's been demoted to a 'contribution' :)
18:02 < xdanger> well My two companies are in a middle of reorganization... my old company is going to shutdown and I'm transfering my "stuff" to the new company that we put up last year..
18:03 <@bwvoidfv> ah.
18:03 < xdanger> mainly we are a hosting/websolutions company, but we do webpages and graphics..
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18:04 <@bwvoidfv> welcome crythias.
18:04 < crythias> hello
18:04 <@bwvoidfv> xdanger: do you use the WRE
18:05 < xdanger> bwvoidfv: nope, we have our own "hoster" based on debian/ldap/postgresql
18:06 < xdanger> mainly the reason I don't like the WRE is that I trust the debian security team to keep our software up to date..
18:06 <@bwvoidfv> ah.
18:06 <@bwvoidfv> do you use mod_perl? what version of webgui?
18:06 < xdanger> currently 6.7.7
18:07 < xdanger> and yes mod_perl since 6.0
18:07 <@bwvoidfv> mod_perl 1 or 2 ? :)
18:07 < xdanger> I've been using perl apps quite long time, so that was my biggest criterion
18:08 < xdanger> 2
18:08 <@bwvoidfv> oh. i'm glad you're in the community.
18:09 < xdanger> almost all our software is from debian sarge, so I'm not quite happy about 6.8 requiring mysql 5 and mod_perl2 2.0.x (? debian has 1.999-something..)
18:10 <@bwvoidfv> it doesn't actually required 5; just 4.1.
18:10 < xdanger> I know =)
18:11 <@bwvoidfv> but yeah, mod_perl2.0.2 and latest libapreq2 are required
18:11 < xdanger> but I belive that 4.1 subquerys are a bit kind of hack =)
18:11 <@bwvoidfv> i introduced the first subqueries into the core codebase....
18:11 <@bwvoidfv> they were necessary to solve data integrety issues b/c of the way certain things were designed with the versioning system.
18:12 <@bwvoidfv> in other words, things in 6.7 might return bad data sometimes.
18:12 <@bwvoidfv> on rare occasions.
18:12 < xdanger> I think I'm going to sit on 6.7 until 6.9 or maybe 7.0... but that dependences on our customers..
18:12 <@bwvoidfv> I would highly recommend that.
18:13 < xdanger> I know, I reported the issue with collaboration reporting random revision based order =)
18:13 <@bwvoidfv> ah. on the support boards or on sourceforge?
18:14 < xdanger> I've backported your changes to collaboration system to 6.7 ;)
18:14 <@bwvoidfv> oh, good. :)
18:14 < xdanger> I have a modified collaboration system in use that allows different kinda listings...
18:15 < xdanger> http://luovapaja.fi/taitajat
18:15 < xdanger> you can browse by the first letter or category on the right..
18:15 <@bwvoidfv> that's pretty speedy.
18:16 <@bwvoidfv> too bad I don't read whatever this language is.
18:16 < xdanger> finnish =)
18:17 <@bwvoidfv> nice css.
18:17 < xdanger> it's a local portal for ... creative people =)
18:19 < xdanger> our graphics guy does all the css/html also =)
18:19 < xdanger> his site: http://rook.fi/about.php
18:19 <@bwvoidfv> webgui 7.0 is going to have an entirely different look/feel for both the administration templates and the default templates.
18:20 < xdanger> and does some little cms-kind-of-hacks in php..
18:20 < xdanger> so I understood...
18:20 < xdanger> but I like the current admin templates =)
18:20 <@bwvoidfv> would you submit a screenshot/description of luovapaja.fi to http://www.plainblack.com/webgui/campaigns/sightings
18:20 < xdanger> well there's allways room for improvment =)
18:22 < xdanger> argh, my english is a bit rusty...
18:23 <@bwvoidfv> i'll edit it
18:23 < xdanger> I'm not concerned about that, just my speedy chat english =)
18:24 <@bwvoidfv> oh
18:25 < xdanger> I've also been thinking that we could be w3-finland, since we have done a bit of traslation and have some knowledge about wg =)
18:25 < xdanger> have had a mail to jt/plainblack on my todo list for a long time but never got around to it..
18:26 <@bwvoidfv> speaking of which...
18:26 <@bwvoidfv> looks like ^W3 macro is broken.
18:26 <@bwvoidfv> at http://www.plainblack.com/w3
18:26 < crythias> darn W3 macro.
18:26 < crythias> heh :) somebody didn't read the gotcha :)
18:27 <@bwvoidfv> lol
18:27 < xdanger> =D
18:27 <@bwvoidfv> you can fill out the form http://www.plainblack.com/w3/application
18:28 < xdanger> mayby someday in the near future..
18:29 < crythias> BADREDR
18:29 <@bwvoidfv> xdanger: (yesterday crythias and I were playing the "who can type the funniest license plate" game)
18:30 < crythias> I win, of course.
18:30 <@bwvoidfv> SAYSWHO
18:30 < crythias> ISAIDSO
18:30 < crythias> THATS Y
18:31 <@bwvoidfv> do you have custom vehicle plates in finland?
18:31 < xdanger> some sites that are unfinnished: http://tnnet.axxion.fi/ http://dp.axxion.fi/ (that one's layout and structure has been messed up by the customer =))
18:31 < xdanger> yes, but in the form on xxx-111
18:31 < crythias> It's in Finland. They're all finnish'd :)
18:31 < xdanger> eh :)
18:31 <@bwvoidfv> unfinished
18:32 <@bwvoidfv> ha
18:32 <@bwvoidfv> those are very pretty.
18:32 < xdanger> damn irssi doesn't have a spellchecker =)
18:32 <@bwvoidfv> please put them on sightings?
18:32 <@bwvoidfv> or i'll order crythias to.
18:33 < xdanger> and the "forever" (in the spirit of duke nukem forever) site project, our own: http://beta.axxion.fi/
18:33 < xdanger> our "mascot" axi: http://beta.axxion.fi/axi
18:33 < crythias> UORDRHU ?
18:34 <@bwvoidfv> LSTNHERE
18:34 <@bwvoidfv> UJOKE
18:34 < xdanger> xxx-1 was owned by a local pornstar ;)
18:34 < crythias> DNT MK ME
18:34 <@bwvoidfv> MKMYDAY
18:35 < crythias> MNY SPNT
18:35 <@bwvoidfv> 1DOL WHR
18:35 < crythias> Who's lonki_home?
18:35 <@bwvoidfv> Hans Wolters
18:36 < crythias> Hiya, Hans!
18:36 <@bwvoidfv> he left it on for the evening (he went home)
18:36 <@bwvoidfv> hence _home
18:36 < crythias> oh.
18:36 < crythias> Hiya, xdanger. I'm Gerald.
18:37 < xdanger> hi =)
18:38 < xdanger> I'll but those sites up on sightings when they are published for everyone to see =)
18:38 <@bwvoidfv> ok; yay.
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18:41 < crythias> hi
18:41 < lenthamen> howdy
18:42 <@bwvoidfv> welcome Len
18:42 < xdanger> hi
18:42 < lenthamen> Crythias have you seen my mail on apache process growth on FreeBSD ?
18:43 < crythias> yes
18:43 < crythias> I don't run so hard as you...
18:43 < crythias> probably not worth a sighup as much as a timed shutdown restart.
18:44 <@bwvoidfv> This was a well-known issue with mod_perl 1.x built using DSO. I never
18:44 <@bwvoidfv> use graceful restart because of this. I thought 2.x got rid of this
18:44 <@bwvoidfv> issue though. You could try making a static build and see if that fixes
18:44 <@bwvoidfv> it.
18:44 <@bwvoidfv>
18:44 <@bwvoidfv> - Perrin
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18:44 <@bwvoidfv> welcome Colin
18:44 < perlDreamer> Hey, Matt!
18:44 < xdanger> just begining to fell like "I'm not worthy" 'cous I'm the only one who isn't a wg-developer here =)
18:45 < perlDreamer> so how about a quick round of introductions so we can connect a screen name to an email address?
18:46 < perlDreamer> y'all probably know me better as ckuskie@sterling.net, or colink
18:46 * bwvoidfv is Matthew Wilson, of Plainblack-dom.
18:46 * bwvoidfv is a.k.a. matthew@veradox.com
18:49 < xdanger> Just a user/admin from finland, only posted once on wg-dev, jukka.raimovaara@dlvisions.fi, but migrating to use @axxion.fi because business reorganization.
18:50 < xdanger> that should ve user/admin/fan =P
18:50 <@bwvoidfv> lonki_home is offline (_home)
18:54 < crythias> I'm Gerald. Ifoundthisemailonwebgui@gwy.org
18:54 < lenthamen> I'm Len. len@primaat.com from The Netherlands.
18:55 * crythias is tired of answering support calls.
18:56 < crythias> sorry. Been a bit under the weather.
18:57 < perlDreamer> not since that last storm...
18:59 < lenthamen> bwvoidfv: Building a static apache2 is not the solution for mod_perl leaking perl imho
19:01 <@bwvoidfv> oh
19:02 < lenthamen> xdanger what kind of site are you running ?
19:05 < xdanger> lenthamen: http://luovapaja.fi/ and unfinished: http://tnnet.axxion.fi/ http://dp.axxion.fi/ http://beta.axxion.fi/ and I've also helped with http://elker.fi/
19:07 < lenthamen> What a weird language that is :) Nice sites though.
19:08 < xdanger> lenthamen: we (Axxion Oy) are a webhosting/websolution provider, and what I brought with me to that company was webgui ;)
19:08 < xdanger> finnish =)
19:10 < crythias> wow. And I thought Japanese was bad with respect to more syllables=more polite :)
19:10 < crythias> Are they mostly compound words in Finnish?
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19:11 < lenthamen> I think Finish is one of the rare European languages that has no connections to other languages.
19:11 < xdanger> I'ts a slavic language =)
19:12 < lenthamen> Yeah, it's like hungarian.
19:12 < xdanger> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_language
19:13 < xdanger> for all your questions ;)
19:13 < lenthamen> I'm going home guys. My workday is finished :) ttyl !
19:13 < crythias> l8rness
19:14 < xdanger> I am home...
19:14 <@bwvoidfv> I am home and at work.
19:14 < xdanger> it's 19:14 here..
19:14 < lenthamen> here 18:14
19:15 <@bwvoidfv> here 11:14
19:15 < crythias> 12.17
19:15 < xdanger> and i also work from home (since we don't have an office at the moment =))
19:16 < lenthamen> Are you in helsinki xdanger ?
19:16 < xdanger> finland, the land of linux and irc =)
19:16 < xdanger> lenthamen: no, in Jyväskylä.. Jyvaskyla if you don't include tha scandic letters
19:18 < xdanger> It's a town in center finland... about 85 000 people here..
19:18 < lenthamen> never heard of :) I'm 30 min. from Amsterdam.
19:18 < xdanger> this is something like 3h from helsinki...
19:19 < xdanger> if's -1.3°C, and snowing outside... beatifull...
19:20 < xdanger> last week it was -20 =)
19:21 < lenthamen> I know it can be cold out there ! They offer Snow Scooter Safaris to Finland here :)
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19:33 < crythias> darn peer pressure
19:33 < crythias> Heya
19:33 < rizen> howdy
19:34 < rizen> who is bwvoidfv
19:34 <@bwvoidfv> me
19:34 < crythias> Matthew
19:34 < rizen> wow, everyone uses such strange names
19:34 < rizen> that i'm not familiar with
19:34 < rizen> except for gerald
19:34 < rizen> =)
19:34 < crythias> heh
19:35 -!- crythias is now known as doanbehayten
19:35 <@bwvoidfv> where did perlDreamer go
19:35 < doanbehayten> dropped
19:35 -!- doanbehayten is now known as crythias
19:36 -!- bwvoidfv is now known as makinMoneyForThe
19:36 <@makinMoneyForThe> oops
19:36 -!- makinMoneyForThe is now known as pbMoneyPrinter
19:36 < crythias> heh
19:37 < crythias> so, matt, you fix that nasty bug I sent ya?
19:37 <@pbMoneyPrinter> uh; which one
19:37 < crythias> the one that turns all images to nasty wmfs
19:38 <@pbMoneyPrinter> yeah, i had to remove that back door that's been in webgui since 6.1.1
19:39 <@pbMoneyPrinter> j/k
19:39 < crythias> I heard that there is a built-in backdoor JTH4X
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19:41 -!- pbMoneyPrinter is now known as hallMonitor
19:43 * crythias has a pass
19:51 * hallMonitor revokes crythias' pass.
19:51 * crythias leaves a trail of yellow back to his classroom.
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19:54 < rizen> gerald
19:54 < crythias> yes
19:54 < rizen> what's your email address?
19:54 < crythias> me@gwy.org
19:55 < crythias> btw: JT, apologies.
19:55 < rizen> i'm bestowing upon you a great honor
19:56 < rizen> and i hope you'll accept
19:56 -!- macOnki [n=hanswolt@lonki.xs4all.nl] has joined #webgui
19:56 < macOnki> hi
19:56 < rizen> We're starting a new Spread WebGUI campaign today
19:56 <@hallMonitor> hello macOnki
19:56 < rizen> it's called the People Behind WebGUI
19:56 -!- hallMonitor is now known as mdawg
19:56 < crythias> OK.
19:56 < rizen> it's basically just an interview with people who contribute a lot to the webgui world
19:57 < rizen> You are among the first to be interviewed
19:57 < rizen> The other two to start out the process with you are Len and Colin
19:57 < crythias> Sure. Thanks. I'll do right by yeh.
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19:57 < rizen> You should now have the email with the list of questions.
19:57 < macOnki> for those of you who do not know me, I'm Hans Wolters :-)
19:57 < rizen> Hi Hans
19:57 < macOnki> hi rizen
19:57 < rizen> /whois
19:57 < rizen> hmmm
19:57 < macOnki> I know
19:58 < perlDreamer> rizen: matt mentioned that you wanted to talk to me?
19:58 <@mdawg> oh... lonki is your work login
19:58 <@mdawg> perlDreamer=Colin
19:58 < macOnki> mdawg, yes
19:58 < rizen> Yes Colin
19:59 < rizen> I'm going to tell you what I just told Gerald
19:59 < rizen> but first, what's your email address?
19:59 < perlDreamer> ckuskie@sterling.net
19:59 < rizen> ah yes
19:59 < rizen> that's right
19:59 -!- mode/#webgui [+o crythias] by mdawg
19:59 <@mdawg> be back in a bit.
19:59 < rizen> We're starting a new Spread WebGUI Campaign today
20:00 < rizen> It's called the "People Behind WebGUI"
20:00 < rizen> It's basically an interview with people that make the webgui community work
20:00 < rizen> the first three that have been selected for interview are You, Gerald, and Len
20:00 < rizen> I've just emmailed you the questions
20:00 < rizen> for the interview
20:00 < rizen> I hope that you'll accept this interview
20:01 < rizen> and agree to be in the listing
20:01 < rizen> The idea behind this is to give WebGUI a human element
20:01 < rizen> Right now, people really don't know much about us
20:01 < rizen> the people that make WebGUI live
20:01 < rizen> I think that should change
20:02 < rizen> So that's where this idea comes in.
20:02 < perlDreamer> Did you know that WebGUI was in the first issue of Open Source Enterprise magazine?
20:02 < perlDreamer> (I think that was the name)
20:02 < rizen> no i didn't
20:02 < rizen> Did you do that?
20:02 < perlDreamer> No.
20:03 < rizen> Anyway, once per month from here on out we're going to send out this list of questions to people in the community who we think should be in the spotlight
20:03 < rizen> But initially, we're going to put up 3 so there's some good starting content
20:03 -!- mdawg is now known as mdawg_atLunch
20:03 -!- mode/#webgui [+o rizen] by crythias
20:04 -!- mode/#webgui [+o perlDreamer] by crythias
20:04 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI CMS ... and more | www.plainblack.com
20:04 <@perlDreamer> okay, I gotta ask. What is "mode +o"?
20:04 <@perlDreamer> I accept the invite to the interview. When would you like answers back?
20:05 <@rizen> the sooner the better
20:06 <@crythias> mode +o is operator of channel
20:07 <@crythias> it allows control of moderation, addition of other ops, and ability to /kick users
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20:57 <@mdawg> hello room
20:57 < macOnki> hi
21:00 <@crythias> hi
21:04 <@crythias> wow.
21:04 <@mdawg> ?
21:05 < macOnki> if you say wow now already then wait until this channel has 400 visitors daily :-)
21:05 <@crythias> I didn't know the government obscured planting explosives in the WTC and ignored a coordinated effort to simultaneously explode plus crash planes into them.
21:06 <@crythias> the things you learn in comments on digg.
21:06 < macOnki> well, it's not my government :-)
21:07 <@mdawg> nor mine.
21:07 <@mdawg> regardless of how hard it tries to be.
21:07 <@perlDreamer> you may not like it, but it's still your government
21:08 <@crythias> yeah.
21:08 -!- crythias was kicked from #webgui by mdawg [for straying off topic]
21:08 < macOnki> could you all clear me on how webgui validates user input b.t.w?
21:08 <@perlDreamer> like where?
21:08 <@perlDreamer> in an asset?
21:08 < macOnki> well, in the forms for example
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21:08 < crythias> you're funny
21:08 -!- mode/#webgui [+o crythias] by mdawg
21:08 <@perlDreamer> some form types validate input based on type
21:09 <@perlDreamer> like dates, integers, etc.
21:09 < macOnki> I know, I submitted the XSS bug
21:09 <@perlDreamer> most however, just take what they're given and hand it back to whomever embedded the form
21:09 <@perlDreamer> like an asset.
21:09 <@perlDreamer> It has to be done that way, because the form element itself has no idea what it's input would be used for.
21:10 < macOnki> but there only seems to be no internal validation on the type, only client side checking with javascript, I hope I am wrong
21:10 <@perlDreamer> Again, it depends on what's using the form element
21:11 <@perlDreamer> A forum post isn't validated, but when it is displayed it may be washed through one of the filters for removing macros, or javascript, or more (or less)
21:11 < macOnki> hmmm, yuk
21:11 <@mdawg> why yuk
21:12 < macOnki> when the admin wants an integer value it should be checked before you store it in a database imho
21:12 < macOnki> it could even be typecasted probably
21:13 <@perlDreamer> In each form in lib/WebGUI/Form/*.pm, look for a subroutine called getValueFromPost
21:13 <@perlDreamer> if there's any form based validation, it would be done in there.
21:13 < macOnki> hmm, ok
21:13 <@perlDreamer> Here's the one from Form/Integer.pm, for example:
21:13 <@perlDreamer> sub getValueFromPost {
21:13 <@perlDreamer> my $self = shift;
21:13 <@perlDreamer> my $value = $session{req}->param($self->{name});
21:13 <@perlDreamer> if ($value =~ /^[\d\-]+$/) {
21:13 <@perlDreamer> return $value;
21:13 <@perlDreamer> }
21:13 <@perlDreamer> return 0;
21:13 <@perlDreamer> }
21:14 <@mdawg> onki: are you talking about the DataForm wobject? or writing custom assets? or user profile fields?
21:14 < macOnki> currently it is possible to enter js into both the text and the url field
21:14 <@perlDreamer> You could try writing a bunch of tests to see what you can shove into the Forms, but that would require mocking up Apache::Request objects.
21:14 < macOnki> mdawg, yes
21:14 <@mdawg> which one
21:14 < macOnki> the default form generator, and the default contact form
21:15 < macOnki> see the bug entry and the mailing list today
21:15 < macOnki> or yesterday for you maybe
21:16 <@mdawg> okay, so DataForm.
21:16 <@mdawg> not user profile fields or custom assets.
21:16 < macOnki> no
21:16 < macOnki> indeed the DataForm
21:17 <@mdawg> perlDreamer - he's not talking about the api, just an existing core wobject.
21:17 <@perlDreamer> I know.
21:18 <@perlDreamer> maybe the best thing to do would be to build an option into the base text form element so that you could pass it a filter.
21:18 <@mdawg> what onki is suggesting, then, is filtering dataform submissions for javascript, which isn't currently done.
21:18 < macOnki> perlDreamer, that would be a good idea
21:18 <@perlDreamer> but what he's talking about isn't limited to the DataForm, it applies to anywhere a Text like form element is used and not checked.
21:18 < macOnki> eeks
21:19 <@perlDreamer> that's right
21:19 <@perlDreamer> anywhere
21:19 <@mdawg> but imo those should be handled on a case-by-case basis, leaving the api as is
21:19 < macOnki> that will give some serious problems in the future
21:20 <@mdawg> well, every form control should have a filter callback coderef then...?
21:20 <@perlDreamer> Some of them already filter in their getValueFromPost subroutines.
21:20 <@perlDreamer> it's just that general purpose things, like Text, don't
21:21 < macOnki> b.t.w. I already mailed JT about a more serious bug, it is possible to missuse the noCache param in the GET values to look at the saved data as a visitor (data shown by the list all entries), even if normally only the admin can see it
21:22 < macOnki> Together with the XSS bugs it would be possible to send someone the noCache param en give them reading access to that data
21:23 <@mdawg> ah. that's b/c someone forgot to put security checking in DataForm's view() method.
21:23 <@perlDreamer> you'd have to set up filtering on a per field basis then.
21:23 < macOnki> might be, havn't looked at how the code handles that
21:24 <@perlDreamer> and migrate all existing DataForms via an update script.
21:24 < macOnki> brb
21:28 < macOnki> re
21:38 <@perlDreamer> so I've been doing some thinking about where else the XSS might pop up
21:38 <@perlDreamer> there are all assets
21:39 <@perlDreamer> File, Image, Event
21:39 < macOnki> I will do some additional testing tonight
21:41 < macOnki> or tomorrow
21:41 <@perlDreamer> you're in Finland?
21:41 < macOnki> no, the Netherlands
21:42 <@mdawg> xdanger is in finland.
21:42 <@perlDreamer> similar time zone. It's almost tomorrow for y'all anyway :)
21:42 < macOnki> :-)
21:42 <@crythias> still getting more hits for my pcanywhere dynamic IP stuff than my free norton antivirus getter.
21:42 <@mdawg> crythias: oddness.
21:42 <@mdawg> crythias: stay on topic. ;)
21:42 <@crythias> oh, yeah.
21:43 <@mdawg> or change the topic listed. :-D
21:43 <@crythias> this is my and more.
21:43 <@mdawg> oh, right.
21:43 <@mdawg> gotcha.
21:44 <@crythias> WGNODOX
21:44 <@mdawg> hey :p
21:44 <@crythias> PA4SPRT
21:45 <@mdawg> WGTSTLSS
21:45 < macOnki> so, you are all working on webgui fulltime? :-)
21:45 <@mdawg> no, goofing off fulltime.
21:45 <@mdawg> :p
21:45 < macOnki> hehe
21:45 <@crythias> hardly working.
21:45 <@mdawg> barely working.
21:45 <@mdawg> colin: merely working
21:45 <@crythias> MODPRL2
21:45 <@mdawg> jt: just working
21:46 <@mdawg> xdanger: you still there?
21:46 <@crythias> I'm not so much a programmer of WebGUI as one who tries to provide free support.
21:46 <@crythias> MDAWG
21:47 <@crythias> PRLDRMR
21:47 <@mdawg> WREWG
21:47 < macOnki> WTF ?
21:47 <@mdawg> funny custom license plate/tag contest.
21:47 <@crythias> webgui runtime envirunment webgui?
21:47 -!- mike_s [n=mike@s205-206-123-62.ab.hsia.telus.net] has joined #webgui
21:47 <@mdawg> welcome mike.
21:47 <@crythias> RUGUI?
21:48 <@perlDreamer> GOT GUI?
21:48 < mike_s> thx mdawg -- thought i'd come see the hub bub... ;)
21:48 <@crythias> 2GUI2^C
21:48 <@mdawg> mike: we're a little offtopic currently (funny custom license plate/tag contest).
21:48 < mike_s> anybody drag JT onto here yet?
21:48 <@crythias> he's been
21:48 <@mdawg> yeah for a minute.
21:48 <@perlDreamer> he was here earlier
21:49 <@crythias> then we bother him with all sorts of nonsense about his involvement in perl conspiracies and...
21:49 -!- crythias was kicked from #webgui by crythias [stop rambling]
21:49 < mike_s> lol -- ya -- he is really tolerant about that kind of thing...
21:49 -!- crythias [n=gyoung@64.200.2.35] has joined #webgui
21:49 <@perlDreamer> macOnki: daytime, I'm a chip designer. nightTime I'm a WebGUI documenter/tester/hacker
21:50 -!- mode/#webgui [+o crythias] by mdawg
21:50 < macOnki> ah, sounds nice
21:50 <@mdawg> between day and night, he is a husband/father/webmaster.
21:50 <@perlDreamer> tuba player
21:51 <@crythias> my wife plays flute and I play YuGiOh...
21:51 < macOnki> *g*
21:51 <@mdawg> my wife plays french horn & piano. i play nylonstring guitar.
21:51 <@crythias> not exactly something that should be said in the same sentence. I suppose...
21:52 -!- mode/#webgui [+o macOnki] by mdawg
21:52 -!- mode/#webgui [+o mike_s] by mdawg
21:52 <@macOnki> dirty minds all think the same
21:52 <@perlDreamer> Suit her up and ship her out west. We could use a good french horn player in orchestra.
21:52 <@macOnki> ow guys, do me a favor, do not op me, been one for 5 years at #php
21:52 <@mike_s> so have any of you tried out the dashboard yet?
21:52 -!- mode/#webgui [-o macOnki] by mdawg
21:52 < macOnki> thanks
21:53 < macOnki> give that to the webgui hackers :-)
21:53 <@mdawg> i'm afraid i'm the chump who wrote the thing (dashboard).
21:53 <@mike_s> hey !!! love it man
21:53 <@mike_s> very nice job mdawg
21:54 <@mdawg> gee thanks; i appreciate the appreciation.
21:54 < macOnki> mdawg, what inspired you? macosx?
21:54 <@crythias> Slacker can't fix real bugs.
21:54 <@mike_s> when i last chatted with JT sounded like not taht many people *getting* it yet
21:54 <@perlDreamer> not many using 6.8 yet
21:54 <@mdawg> the specs inspired me. Steve (plainblack's designer) admits to being influenced by macosx's titlebars/buttons.
21:55 <@mdawg> he did the colors/buttons.
21:55 < macOnki> ah, ok
21:55 <@mdawg> crythias: "Slacker can't fix real bugs."?
21:56 <@mdawg> LAYDOWN
21:56 <@perlDreamer> it's much more fun to make them than fix them
21:57 <@mdawg> I doubt anyone's actually seen the dashboard in action (besides you, mike), and the handful of people who have access to plainblack.com/clients
21:57 <@mike_s> it's working pretty well in my tests
21:57 <@mike_s> still working out the auto-refresh
21:57 <@mdawg> by handful, I mean, compared to the scores of people who visit the rest of plainblack.com
21:58 <@mike_s> and getting some fatal errors with Cahrt Director edits - but not sure how to tell if that is due to CHartDirector or to dashboard
21:58 <@mdawg> i've never used chart director.
21:59 <@mike_s> y - 3rd party wobject that we paid PB to updte for 6.7|8
21:59 <@mike_s> but very nice in the dashboard context with autorefreshing graphs
21:59 <@crythias> DOWNBOY
21:59 <@mdawg> that's neat. i'd like to see it sometime
22:00 <@crythias> ChartDirector is nice
22:01 <@mike_s> here ya go - i just made it visible to everyone for the moment... http://dev4.dwvpn.net/mydashboard
22:02 <@perlDreamer> headin' out to lunch. catch you guys later
22:02 -!- perlDreamer is now known as perlDreamer_lunc
22:03 <@mdawg> cool; that's fast.
22:03 <@mdawg> the refresh I mean.
22:03 <@mdawg> can't even tell it's occurring unless i watch the http headers.
22:04 <@mike_s> anyhow - good framework that should mature over next while...
22:04 <@mdawg> yeah
22:05 <@mdawg> did JT mention to the the extensibility/plugin potential?
22:05 <@mdawg> to you
22:05 <@mike_s> no.... :) care to tell me?
22:06 <@mdawg> New Dashlet containers (similar to Shortcut's functionality) can be created to hold/import any of the existing dashlet frameworks out there (Microsoft's gadgets, google's homepage dashlets, apple's desktop objects, yahoo's homepage dashlets).
22:06 <@mdawg> there are tens of thousands of those dashlet thingies out there for the various frameworks.
22:07 <@mdawg> Apple's being the best and most extensive.
22:07 <@mike_s> very cool -- would be very attractive to those wanting to create consolidated dashboards
22:07 <@mike_s> could even see someone creating a mydashboard.com kind of site...
22:08 * mdawg scurries off to check if mydashboard.com is taken
22:08 <@mike_s> lol - me too
22:09 <@mike_s> gone
22:09 <@mike_s> although superdashboard.com would work....
22:09 <@mike_s> just pay me a commission if you do it... ;)
22:13 <@crythias> D4SHB04RD.COM is available
22:13 <@crythias> of course nobody would be able to type it.
22:14 <@mdawg> mike - i watched the paper napkin ads
22:14 <@mdawg> some time ago
22:14 <@crythias> dashboardlive.com
22:15 -!- rizen [n=rizen@c-67-184-239-85.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has joined #webgui
22:15 <@crythias> hello
22:15 < rizen> holy crap balls and stuff
22:15 < rizen> there's a lot of people on here
22:15 <@crythias> most are sleeping.
22:15 < macOnki> not true :-)
22:15 <@crythias> I can actually get h3110.com
22:16 -!- mdawg is now known as FranksWGSlave
22:16 <@mike_s> guess i can't mock jt anymore...
22:16 <@crythias> heh
22:16 < rizen> as it should be matt
22:16 <@crythias> this is all Colin's fault.
22:16 < rizen> why can't you mock me anymore?
22:16 < rizen> i'm totally mockable
22:16 <@mike_s> mdawg - what did you think of the napkins?
22:17 <@FranksWGSlave> well done. very professional.
22:17 <@mike_s> it was fun to do -- and it is pretty much what i would do sitting down with someone anyhow -
22:17 <@mike_s> jt -- i like the pluggable dashlet idea... very cool
22:17 < rizen> why are we talking about napkins?
22:18 < rizen> which pluggable dashlet idea?
22:18 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI CMS ... and more | www.plainblack.com | napkin friendly!
22:18 < rizen> the one where we use other people's dashlets?
22:18 <@mike_s> yes!
22:19 < rizen> matt and i each came up with it independently...so it must be a good idea
22:19 <@mike_s> u do that and we're al lgonna go setup a dahsboard consolidation site and make a gazillion dollars
22:19 <@FranksWGSlave> now *that* was not my idea.
22:19 <@FranksWGSlave> the dashboard consolidation site.
22:20 < rizen> mike, what makes you think that i would allow you to do that
22:20 < rizen> did you read the fine print of WebGUI's license?
22:20 <@mike_s> lol - cuz you'd get a cut?
22:20 < rizen> yup
22:20 < rizen> it's actually the GBL not the GPL
22:20 < rizen> and it says that 50% of all money that exchanges hands related to or directly through webgui
22:21 < rizen> shall be put directly into jt's back pocket
22:21 <@mike_s> what a deal!
22:21 * crythias starts polishing forks.
22:21 < rizen> =)
22:21 * FranksWGSlave puts the nose to the grindstone
22:21 * macOnki logs into the server, sudo rm -rf /data (there, that will save the company a lot :-)
22:22 <@crythias> hrm... server runs much faster.. and doubled its capacity!
22:22 <@mike_s> and no more of that non-standard /data stuff... ;)
22:22 <@crythias> hee
22:22 < macOnki> hehe
22:22 < rizen> that's right mike
22:23 < rizen> because you love your
22:23 < rizen> /usr/local/web/webgui directory
22:23 <@crythias> oh. wait. what's this? don't rm across filesystems?
22:23 < rizen> and your sites called
22:23 < rizen> somerandomname
22:23 <@mike_s> lol -- just a little sensitive??
22:23 < rizen> with a config file called sm_rand-name43
22:23 < rizen> =)
22:23 < rizen> no, just saying you've got no room to talk when it comes to "non-standard"
22:24 <@mike_s> ya - well we outsourced all that to you now -- enjoy rejecting our reality and substituting your own...
22:24 <@FranksWGSlave> WIFEBTR
22:24 < rizen> indeed
22:24 < rizen> so who created this channel?
22:24 < rizen> was it matt?
22:24 < rizen> and what is it here for?
22:25 * FranksWGSlave looks around
22:25 < rizen> what are we accomplishing?
22:25 <@mike_s> bonding without the beer so far...
22:25 < rizen> i c
22:25 <@crythias> I created the channel
22:25 <@FranksWGSlave> well, very late last night crythias and I were having a funny license plate contest
22:26 <@crythias> but it was Colin's idea
22:26 <@FranksWGSlave> hence random msgs like 'WIFEBTR'
22:27 <@crythias> WTHSTPD
22:27 < rizen> besides each of you being members of the webgui community
22:27 < rizen> what does this have to do with webgui?
22:27 <@mike_s> i learned about hte dashboard plugin idea.... :)
22:27 < rizen> ok.....but
22:27 < rizen> i guess what i'm trying to figure out is
22:28 < rizen> is this a permanent thing
22:28 < rizen> and what's it's function
22:28 <@crythias> it's cool for at least a few of us developer types to collaborate
22:28 < rizen> entertainment?
22:28 < rizen> support?
22:28 < rizen> dev discussion?
22:28 < rizen> ok
22:28 < rizen> so it's a "whatever comes up"
22:28 < rizen> kind of place
22:29 <@FranksWGSlave> isIn($entertainment,@okayThings)?1:0
22:29 < rizen> /help
22:29 < rizen> hmmm...this irc client doesn't seem to support commands
22:30 <@crythias> didn't think that was irc client's fault
22:30 < macOnki> rizen, what client are you using?
22:30 <@FranksWGSlave> Fire
22:30 < rizen> yeah, i'm using fire
22:30 < rizen> it's actually an im client
22:30 < rizen> with irc built in
22:31 < rizen> i didn't expect it to be fully functional
22:31 < macOnki> try xchat aqua if you are on osx
22:31 <@crythias> I'm using gaim.
22:31 < rizen> but i figured that commands should work
22:31 -!- mode/#webgui [+o rizen] by crythias
22:33 <@rizen> whoa
22:33 <@rizen> now that i've been granted op status
22:33 <@rizen> i get right click options on people
22:33 -!- mode/#webgui [-o mike_s] by rizen
22:34 < mike_s> lol
22:34 -!- mode/#webgui [+o macOnki] by rizen
22:34 -!- mode/#webgui [+v mike_s] by rizen
22:34 -!- mode/#webgui [+v macOnki] by rizen
22:34 <@FranksWGSlave> macOnki doesn't want to be op
22:34 -!- mode/#webgui [-o macOnki] by rizen
22:34 <+macOnki> thanks
22:34 <@rizen> what is "Voice"
22:34 <@FranksWGSlave> i dunno
22:34 <@rizen> mike_s has been voiced
22:34 <@crythias> think it means can speak in moderated channel
22:34 <@rizen> it's been a thousand years since i've used irc
22:35 <+macOnki> crythias, it is
22:35 -!- mode/#webgui [-v macOnki] by rizen
22:35 -!- mode/#webgui [-v mike_s] by rizen
22:35 -!- mode/#webgui [+o mike_s] by rizen
22:35 * FranksWGSlave scurries off to write an ajax irc client wobject in his spare time
22:35 <@crythias> You work for plainblack.com. You don't have spare time.
22:35 * FranksWGSlave loves issuing vaporware announcements
22:36 < macOnki> b.t.w. did Len already visit this channel? we seem to live in the same city
22:36 <@FranksWGSlave> yes for an hour or two earlier today.
22:37 < macOnki> hmm, must have missed that
22:38 <@FranksWGSlave> HALFEYE
22:38 -!- mode/#webgui [+m] by crythias
22:38 <@crythias> oops
22:38 -!- mode/#webgui [-m] by crythias
22:39 <@crythias> what's with the napkins?
22:40 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI CMS ... and more | www.plainblack.com
22:40 <@FranksWGSlave> http://www.donorware.com/coffee
22:40 <@mike_s> it was just a way for us to educate folks on what we do...
22:41 -!- perlDreamer_lunc [n=ckuskie@nat050.mxim.com] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]
22:41 <@crythias> it's fast
22:42 <@crythias> think i want some cherry cobbler, now
22:42 <@FranksWGSlave> -cobbler
22:43 * crythias smacks FranksWGSlave. Sicko.
22:43 <@FranksWGSlave> oh wait.
22:43 * FranksWGSlave 's face turns red
22:45 <@crythias> I've heard of DonorWare .. I think.
22:45 <@rizen> mike, that's brilliant
22:45 <@mike_s> just a flash object in webgui
22:45 <@mike_s> some little powerpoint to flash converter
22:45 <@FranksWGSlave> rizen: hence the napkin references earlier.
22:46 <@mike_s> easy to update and maintain
22:46 <@mike_s> we've also started using wimpy player for embedding audio greetings on pages
22:47 <@rizen> that's not the brilliant part
22:47 <@rizen> the technology part of this is almost irrelavant
22:47 <@mike_s> lol - what part do you like?
22:47 <@rizen> the presentation (the napkins idea)
22:47 <@rizen> and the really dumbed down presentation
22:47 <@mike_s> i agree - we wanted to communicate to non-techies in a way they would feel comfortable with
22:47 <@rizen> giving real world examples
22:48 <@rizen> it's very well written
22:48 <@mike_s> took about 10 days to put it all together
22:49 <@rizen> brilliant
22:49 <@rizen> when 7.0 comes out i'll have to get my peeps to put together something similar
22:49 <@rizen> or perhaps i'll have to do it myself
22:49 <@crythias> OK. JT: why are dataforms not altering real tables?
22:49 <@mike_s> yep - something that targets mid-level managers
22:49 -!- crythias was kicked from #webgui by FranksWGSlave [for speaking blasphemy]
22:49 -!- crythias [n=gyoung@64.200.2.35] has joined #webgui
22:50 < crythias> ??
22:50 <@rizen> matt...why did you kick him
22:50 <@FranksWGSlave> just playin'.
22:51 < crythias> I did finally pay for support... :)
22:51 -!- mode/#webgui [+o crythias] by FranksWGSlave
22:51 <@crythias> did I miss the answer?
22:51 <@rizen> am i missing something?
22:52 <@rizen> what does paying for support have to do with this question?
22:52 < macOnki> you see, this is why I didn't want ops :-) newbies always start kicking people :-)
22:52 -!- mode/#webgui [-o FranksWGSlave] by rizen
22:52 <@rizen> regardless
22:52 <@rizen> the answer is this:
22:52 <@rizen> allowing users to arbitrarily modify database tables
22:52 <@rizen> is DANGEROUS
22:53 < macOnki> unless it are heap tables;
22:53 <@rizen> that's why the tables are simulated for the dataform
22:53 <@crythias> well, how much more dangerous than killing a field?
22:53 <@rizen> what i want to do is eventually replace the dataform
22:54 <@rizen> i could care less what users do with their data in the dataform
22:54 <@rizen> yeah, they can delete fields or whatever
22:54 <@rizen> that's not why it's dangerous
22:54 <@crythias> but if you create a table for a dataform, let that be the same deal.
22:54 <@rizen> what's dangerous is allowing users to go around creating tables in the webgui database
22:54 <@rizen> deleting tables in the webgui database
22:54 <@rizen> or modifying tables in the webgui database
22:54 <@crythias> but they wouldn't have any more rome than you'd give them.
22:55 <@crythias> rome:roam
22:55 <@crythias> New dataform: new table
22:55 <@mike_s> crythias -- are you needing more regular looking tables for reporting? would views in MySQL 5 address the need?
22:55 < macOnki> what would be a good idea is to use levels with access granted, visitors only need select, insert, update
22:55 <@rizen> not exactly true
22:55 <@rizen> but regardless
22:55 < macOnki> users could have more rights
22:55 <@rizen> in the old days
22:55 <@rizen> i was trying to make webgui database agnostic
22:55 <@rizen> and as such
22:56 <@rizen> create/drop/alter syntax is different from database to database
22:56 <@rizen> so that was another reason
22:56 <@crythias> that I understand.
22:56 <@rizen> it doesn't much matter anymore though
22:56 <@rizen> because dataform is dead
22:56 <@crythias> but queries on dataforms stink.
22:56 <@rizen> no new features will be added to it until it is replaced
22:56 -!- lenthamen [n=len@83.116.130.37] has joined #webgui
22:56 <@rizen> dataform will be replaced with a new asset that will allow you to create actual databases
22:57 <@rizen> it will work like ms access
22:57 <@crythias> dbs or just tables?
22:57 <@rizen> it will allow you to add multiple tables
22:57 <@rizen> structure the workflow of the application
22:57 <@rizen> design user interfaces
22:57 <@rizen> and reports
22:57 <@rizen> etc
22:57 <@rizen> databases
22:57 <@rizen> not tables
22:57 -!- mode/#webgui [+o FranksWGSlave] by crythias
22:58 -!- mode/#webgui [-o FranksWGSlave] by rizen
22:58 -!- mode/#webgui [-o crythias] by rizen
22:58 <@rizen> you should have never promoted me
22:58 <@rizen> i've now taken control of your channel
22:58 < macOnki> rizen, that will not allow us to host more then one customer on a single machine, if you grant users the rights to create databases then you might as well give them the database root privs
22:59 <@rizen> not true
22:59 <@rizen> they can't create databases
22:59 <@rizen> ok i stated that wrong to begin with
22:59 < macOnki> ok,
22:59 <@rizen> they can create a database asset
22:59 <@rizen> on the back end
22:59 <@rizen> i don't know how it will work
23:00 <@rizen> there are 3 options currently
23:00 <@rizen> a) a database must be pre-created for them by an admin
23:00 <@rizen> b) a prefix will be used like db_userdb_usertable
23:01 <@rizen> which will create "virtual" databases
23:01 <@rizen> c) users that have the appropriate admin rights will be able to create physical databases
23:01 <@rizen> the database asset will be then bound to one of those backends
23:02 <@rizen> so from the user's point of view
23:02 <@rizen> they have their own database to work from
23:02 < macOnki> well, looking at it as the security guy c is not an option I think
23:02 <@rizen> maybe, maybe not
23:02 <@rizen> i'm not ruling anything out yet
23:02 <@rizen> that's the advantage i get during design phase
23:02 <@rizen> all options are legal
23:03 < macOnki> hi lenthamen b.t.w., hans from piramide here
23:03 <@rizen> we let the real world work it's way in after we've had the opportunity to consider everything
23:04 < xdanger> you could use something like sqlite, and place the database in uploads =)
23:04 < lenthamen> hello all.
23:04 < xdanger> yes, and hi from me too =)
23:04 <@rizen> excellent
23:04 <@rizen> soo now there are 4 options
23:04 <@rizen> =)
23:05 <@rizen> i hadn't considered that, but it's an excellent idea
23:05 < xdanger> that would allow versioning the data base ;)
23:05 <@mike_s> how's sqllite on an nfs mount for clustered environments?
23:06 <@rizen> just so everyone knows...this is a 7.x+++ discussion
23:06 <@rizen> no work will begin on this until much much later
23:06 <@rizen> that is, unless we get some big company to come along and pay for it's development
23:06 < FranksWGSlave> (unless 6.9, 7.0 are extremely well funded asap)
23:07 <@rizen> and there are a few companies who have already expressed interest
23:07 <@rizen> I think i really like the idea of SQL::Lite for this
23:07 <@rizen> i mean SQLLite
23:08 < FranksWGSlave> can you do queries joining the various database handlers
23:08 <@rizen> not that i'm ruling out anything, just moving one to the top
23:08 < FranksWGSlave> webgui db and a sqllite db
23:08 < xdanger> rizen: we also have a lot of intrest in crm & the dbasset you just described...
23:09 < xdanger> but we just don't have very much extra money =)
23:10 < FranksWGSlave> .... or would you copy the sqllite db's into mysql heap db's for such queries
23:10 < FranksWGSlave> .... or not allow such queries
23:11 <@mike_s> you'd need such queries -- just joins on username alone would be important i would think
23:11 <@rizen> i disagree
23:12 <@mike_s> so just do several queries and join in memory?
23:12 <@rizen> there's really no good info in the users table except username
23:12 <@rizen> you may need to get info from the user's profile, but we can provide scripting methods to get to that data if necessary
23:12 <@rizen> this is not meant to become an api to get into webgui's internals
23:12 < macOnki> b.t.w. did someone already start writing views, triggers, etc..?
23:13 < FranksWGSlave> rizen: ah.
23:13 <@rizen> but rather a mechanism for end users to create scalable web apps instead of locking their company into unscalable ms access apps
23:13 <@mike_s> i was asking re views for queries
23:13 < macOnki> havn't tested it yest on mysql 5, triggers do work though
23:14 <@mike_s> personally i like the idea of keeping the data in the webgui db via meta-data - whterh that is field by field or some other technique
23:14 <@mike_s> i'd have concerns about the scalability of SQL::Lite in uplods
23:15 <@mike_s> and use views to make the data more accessible for queries
23:15 * mike_s gets off my soap box
23:15 <@rizen> views don't help performance
23:16 <@rizen> part of the big deal with the dataform is that it doesn't scale
23:16 <@mike_s> no but - but views to dedicated mysql server vs multiple webgui nodes hitting sqllite on an nfs share...
23:16 <@rizen> oh
23:16 <@rizen> right
23:16 <@rizen> i'm not arguing that
23:16 < macOnki> what has been the reason to use strings as the primary key for tables?
23:16 <@rizen> it would need to be tested
23:17 <@rizen> strings?
23:17 < FranksWGSlave> macOnki: they're binary varchar
23:17 <@rizen> are you talking about guids?
23:17 < macOnki> and the reason was?
23:17 <@rizen> macOnki, are you talkinga bout the GUIDs?
23:18 <@rizen> global unique ids?
23:18 <@rizen> userId varchar(22) binary
23:18 < macOnki> rizen, the primary keys on the mysql tables
23:18 <@rizen> ok
23:18 <@rizen> they are GUIDs
23:18 <@rizen> they are strings because making them strings actually makes them unique across multiple servers
23:18 <@rizen> you can't do that with plain old integers
23:19 * mike_s is still looking forward to guids coming to play in exportable/syndicated packages
23:19 <@rizen> the advantage is that you can share content between multiple sites
23:19 < macOnki> rizen, hmm, what if you would use unsigned integers?
23:19 <@rizen> without having guids conflict
23:19 <@rizen> it's not about having a number of them
23:19 <@rizen> it's about having them not conflict
23:19 < macOnki> ok
23:19 <@rizen> encased int that 22 character string
23:19 < crythias> I like signing my content in the UID
23:20 <@rizen> is the date and time it was created
23:20 <@rizen> the sitename it was created on
23:20 <@rizen> and a random 9 digit integer
23:20 < macOnki> ok, that clears a lot for me
23:20 <@rizen> that keeps it unique
23:20 < macOnki> although I know it will be much faster if you would use integers
23:20 <@rizen> it would be faster
23:20 <@rizen> we used to use integers
23:21 <@rizen> but we've switched
23:21 < macOnki> but given the above I understand
23:21 <@rizen> becauuse the power available to us is better
23:21 < macOnki> using increased cache and buffer size makes it a lot faster too
23:22 < macOnki> for mysql I mean
23:22 < lenthamen> I dont think mysql is the bottleneck for webgui :)
23:22 < macOnki> lenthamen, well, if you have the site you know we have it is :-)
23:23 < macOnki> dropping tables and recreating them doesn't do it any good
23:25 < macOnki> which is b.t.w. a problem, users who do not have enough knowledge of sql should not be allowed to use sql reports :(
23:28 < FranksWGSlave> varchar(22) binary (712 bits) is a MUCH larger space than an unsigned double float integer field could support (64 bits) (equivalent to BIT(64)).
23:28 <@mike_s> but doesn't that make a wel controlled meta-data implementation all the more importatant?
23:29 < macOnki> mike_s, imho it needs privs given within the database yes, I mentioned it before
23:29 < FranksWGSlave> oops nix float (floats aren't integers!) in my last msg.
23:32 < xdanger> just thought that sqlite_db could be cachet with filecache-kind-of consept for reads, and the cache flushed when write's a made... to help with scalability
23:33 < xdanger> but that would be quite complex, i think...
23:33 < macOnki> it will help, but not more then using the mysql query_cache
23:33 < macOnki> I've seen sites hitting the IO only 1 out of 20
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23:47 * lenthamen is thinking about giving up on FreeBSD...
23:48 <+perlDreamer> lenthamen is wise
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23:51 < lenthamen> mdawg: Hows memory management on Windows ?
23:51 <@mdawg> welcome roy
23:51 < lenthamen> I might try that
23:51 < lenthamen> hehe
23:51 <@mdawg> uh; i dunno; i switched to centos
23:51 < snapcount> hey what's up guys
23:52 <@mdawg> you missed a DataForm replacement apocalypse
23:52 <+perlDreamer> where did that end up?
23:52 <@mdawg> with some varying exegeses
23:52 < lenthamen> It ended up in a discussion about GUIDs
23:53 <+perlDreamer> wow, from javascript form validation to GUIDs.
23:53 < macOnki> hehe
23:55 <@mdawg> bye crythias
23:57 <@crythias> buh bye
23:57 <@mdawg> BUHBYE
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23:58 * mdawg is almost done downloading Vista December CTP (5270)
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00:02 <@mdawg> it's getting late in Europe, isn't it?
00:03 < lenthamen> yep, I'm going offline. Its 23:00 here
00:03 < lenthamen> ttyl guys
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00:03 <+perlDreamer> later len
00:06 <@mdawg> you arrived at a quiet point, snapcount
00:07 <@rizen> are you guys ready for apocalypse #2 for today?
00:07 <+perlDreamer> bring it on
00:07 <@rizen> len and i have been discussing changing webgui's output model
00:08 <@rizen> going more toward apache bucket brigade style of doing things
00:08 <@rizen> it ends up using less memory, processes faster, and most importantly
00:08 <@rizen> gives a percieved performance boost of over 300%
00:08 <@rizen> i say percieved because to the human eye it looks 300% faster
00:09 <@rizen> but in reality it's just about 20% faster
00:09 <@mike_s> is there a link explaining the concept?
00:09 <@rizen> there is, but i'm going to explain it
00:09 <@rizen> in webgui terms right now
00:09 <@rizen> the apache docs are very technical on this subject
00:09 <@rizen> in webgui right now
00:10 <@rizen> a page processes in its entirety before it gets returned to the browser
00:10 <@rizen> before any part of it gets returned
00:10 <@rizen> we do this because any page can cause a 302 redirect, which is in the http head
00:10 <@rizen> and because we need to be able to insert stuff into the
block
00:11 <@rizen> the problem with this is that there is a noticable lag between the click and the user getting any data back
00:11 <@rizen> it's not that webgui is slow, it's that webgui processes everything before rendering
00:11 <@rizen> server page languages don't work that way
00:11 <@rizen> they start spewing back as soon as they have content to spew
00:12 <@rizen> i've heard the arguement that webgui is slow compared to php apps
00:12 <@rizen> but it's not really, it's a perceived difference
00:12 <@rizen> not a real difference
00:12 <@rizen> anyway...here's what would change
00:12 <@rizen> there will be a new output class accessible through session
00:12 <@rizen> $session->output->content
00:12 <@rizen> $session->output->header
00:13 <@rizen> (oh yeah, this is the new session object model for those of you who aren't up to speed)
00:13 <@rizen> So assets will be responsible for outputing their own content
00:13 <@rizen> rather than returning it all back to the WebGUI content handler
00:14 <@rizen> i don't have all the details worked out yet, but here's the jist of how it will work
00:14 <@rizen> you make a request to the page
00:14 <@rizen> and the asset gets loaded
00:14 <@rizen> once in the www_ method
00:14 <@rizen> the following happen
00:14 <@rizen> determine if the asset can result in a redirect
00:14 <@rizen> if it can, process it like we do now
00:15 <@rizen> if it can't, send the http header
00:15 <@rizen> determine all the stuff the asset needs to add to the block
00:15 <@rizen> process the style
00:15 <@rizen> process macros on the style
00:15 <@rizen> return the first half of the style
00:16 <@rizen> (everything before
00:16 <@rizen> process the asset template
00:16 <@rizen> return the asset content
00:16 <@rizen> return the footer content
00:16 <@rizen> if it's a layout
00:16 <@rizen> which has multiple stages
00:16 <@rizen> then it will work a little differently
00:16 <@rizen> but that's ok, since the asset is responsible for printing it's own content
00:16 <@rizen> if it's a layout
00:17 <@rizen> we'll load up all the sub assets
00:17 <@rizen> get all the head block elements
00:17 <@rizen> then process the style
00:17 <@rizen> process macros on the style
00:17 <@rizen> print the style head
00:17 <@rizen> then process and return each asset in the page
00:17 <@rizen> independently
00:18 <@rizen> as they're rendered
00:18 <@rizen> processing macros on the contents of each one as they go by
00:18 <@rizen> and ultimately print out the style footer
00:18 <@rizen> it's more work for the asset developer to do it this way, by a little bit
00:19 <@rizen> but because we're dumping out buckets at a time
00:19 <@rizen> rather than the entire page contents
00:19 <@rizen> we're not using up as large of chunks of memory
00:19 <@rizen> which makes macro processing faster
00:19 <@rizen> because regex is recursive and uses big heaps
00:19 <@rizen> and most importantly
00:20 <@rizen> the user is seeing the page as it's rendered
00:20 <@rizen> rather than waiting to load anything
00:20 <@rizen> until everything is complete
00:20 <@mike_s> very cool -- any idea how this would be affected by table based layouts vs CSS div based layouts?
00:20 <@rizen> So what do you think?
00:20 <@rizen> won't make any difference
00:20 <@rizen> the layout template will be preprocessed
00:21 <@rizen> and in the space where we currently put asset loops
00:21 <@rizen> we'll just put some sort of a delimiter
00:21 <@rizen> that we can split on
00:21 <@rizen> so that we can chunk the contents of the page layout
00:21 <@rizen> back to the browser
00:21 <@rizen> i doubt it will even change the page layout templates
00:21 <@rizen> it will just change the backend processing a little
00:22 <@mike_s> k- that's that part i was wodnering about
00:22 <@rizen> and there will of course be helper methods in Asset.pm and Asset/Wobject.pm to aid in this
00:22 <@mike_s> so the effect is that it *appears* that the content starts filling in on the page asynchronously
00:22 <@rizen> yup
00:22 <@rizen> it's more like streaming
00:23 <@mike_s> cool - have had clients ask for that...
00:23 <@rizen> we stream the content back in real time
00:23 <@rizen> rather than waiting for processing
00:23 <@rizen> anybody see any problems?
00:23 <@rizen> have any ideas for making it better?
00:24 <@rizen> if not, i can tell you about part two of this apocalypse
00:24 <@mike_s> might be my lack of understanding about how the rendering is done but...
00:24 <@mike_s> how does a style or layout that uses a table get split?
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00:25 <@rizen> when the browser gets it, it will be a complete table
00:25 < macOnki> rizen, it sounds ok but like mike_s mentioned, a table design will always wait until the table is closed, if an outer table is part of the layout mike_s remark still stands
00:25 <@rizen> as far as webgui is concerned, it's just a string of text
00:25 <@rizen> so we just chunk it up
00:25 <@rizen> at the variable inserts
00:25 <@rizen> yes mac, that's true
00:25 <@mike_s> so there is some importance to designing styles/layouts to take advantage of this approach
00:25 <@rizen> but you'll have stuff before the table design
00:26 <@rizen> for instance, all teh stuff in the block
00:26 < macOnki> rizen, true, those are parsed
00:26 <@rizen> that stuff can be downloading
00:26 <@rizen> there is some importance
00:26 <@rizen> but not much
00:26 <@rizen> eaven table layouts will render faster
00:26 <@rizen> in modern browsers
00:26 <@rizen> sorry...even
00:26 < macOnki> that all depends on the browser indeed
00:27 <@rizen> i have a demo for you
00:27 <@mike_s> but potentially a css based layout could all be pushed down first, and then the divs filled in async right?
00:27 <@rizen> crap, my demo isn't online...forgot about that
00:27 <@rizen> no demo for you
00:27 <@mike_s> lol - glad that doesn't happen to just me...
00:28 <@rizen> yes, css based layouts will theoretically render faster
00:28 < macOnki> rizen, I understand what you mean, I'm a php developer, ob_flush is what you are trying to achieve I suppose
00:28 <@rizen> but honestly, you likely won't notice that much of a difference
00:28 <@rizen> we're talking about a second or two here anyway
00:28 <@rizen> not minutes
00:29 <@rizen> yes, basically no buffering
00:29 < macOnki> it wouldn't gain any client side speed if the design holds nested tables
00:29 <@rizen> just spew it forward
00:29 <@rizen> yes it still will
00:29 <@rizen> like i said
00:29 <@mike_s> this is probably more meaningful for environemtns using expensive assets like the WS client
00:29 <@rizen> images, css, javascript
00:29 <@rizen> etc
00:29 <@rizen> will still all be requested
00:29 <@rizen> while the user is waiting for the html
00:29 <@rizen> so there will still be perceived speed advantage
00:29 < macOnki> hmm, true
00:30 <@rizen> yes, anything that has to access external content will benefit even more greatly
00:30 <@rizen> because the first part of the page can be downloading
00:30 <@rizen> whilst requesting the second part of the page
00:30 <@rizen> ok
00:30 <@mike_s> for us, the next WS client enhancemnt was either to make it AJAX aware and do its stuff async, or do what JT is describing here
00:30 <@rizen> anymore questions before part 2
00:31 < macOnki> nopes
00:31 <@mdawg_afk-errand> (sry I can't participate more :( )
00:31 <@rizen> actually, the ajax aware thing may be a good idea anway
00:31 <@rizen> anyway
00:31 <@rizen> because that way the entire page can load
00:31 <@rizen> and you can display a little "please wait" message
00:31 <@rizen> while the ajax content is fetched
00:31 <@mike_s> true
00:31 <@mike_s> gotta keep matt busy...
00:32 <@rizen> indeed
00:32 <@rizen> ok...any further questions?
00:32 <@mike_s> nope
00:32 <@rizen> part 2:
00:32 <@rizen> because all the content will be going out through this output class
00:32 <@rizen> macro processing can be done there
00:33 <@rizen> thusly saving the programmer from having to write in macro processing
00:33 <@rizen> in addition, since the content is all going to one place
00:33 <@rizen> it can all be piped out to a cache file
00:33 <@rizen> and then the entire contents of the page (http header and all) can be cached
00:33 <@rizen> so that if the page is requested again
00:34 <@rizen> it can be retrieved directly from the cache
00:34 <@rizen> without even loading the asset
00:34 <@rizen> that's not something we can currently do
00:34 <@mike_s> what about places where macros affect what data is fetched in the first place? (SQL reports or WS CLient) but otherwise very cool for "generic" assets
00:34 <@rizen> on those pages, you'll need to disable caching
00:34 <@rizen> just as you would now
00:34 <@mike_s> fair enough
00:35 <@mike_s> but we would still need the macro processed before output
00:35 <@rizen> ??
00:35 <+perlDreamer> otherise you can't execute the SQL Query that depends on the macro output
00:35 <@rizen> are you talking about preprocessing on the query itself?
00:35 <+perlDreamer> select * from myTable where myField=^FormParam("field");
00:35 <+perlDreamer> yes
00:35 <@rizen> ah yes
00:36 <@rizen> that would continue to be just as it is
00:36 <@rizen> i'm talking about macro processing on the page content
00:36 <+perlDreamer> post processing, so to say
00:36 <@rizen> yes
00:36 <@mike_s> in that case... cool -- would let rendered assets sit in cache...
00:36 <@rizen> basically what i'm getting at here
00:36 <@rizen> is that now that we have an output class
00:36 <+perlDreamer> almost like a little built in squid proxy
00:36 <@rizen> we can acheive all sorts of post processing tasks
00:36 <@rizen> that we couldn't before
00:37 <@rizen> like caching
00:37 <@rizen> like better macro handling
00:37 <@rizen> etc
00:37 <@rizen> exactly like a built in squid proxy
00:37 <@rizen> or more correctly, a reverse proxy
00:37 <+perlDreamer> so would the WRE drop the squid proxy and use this instead?
00:37 <@rizen> no
00:38 <@rizen> it's still beneficial to have the mod_proxy
00:38 <@rizen> serving up static files
00:38 <@rizen> and handling ssl connections
00:38 <@rizen> etc
00:38 <+perlDreamer> okay
00:38 <@mike_s> but with memcahced (yes i'm biased) most of a site could be sitting in cache...
00:38 <@rizen> because mod_perl is still very heavy
00:38 <@rizen> yes
00:38 <@rizen> not just on memcached
00:38 <@rizen> the file cache would be too
00:38 <@rizen> though memcached would be faster
00:38 <@mike_s> right
00:39 <@mike_s> so main diff is that the caching would be at a rendered asset level instead of a page level?
00:39 <@rizen> so yes, it will take better advantage of your giant memcached servers
00:39 <@rizen> no, the reverse
00:39 <@mike_s> doh
00:39 <@rizen> it would be at the page level instead of the asset level
00:39 <@rizen> and it would be handled outside of assets
00:40 <@rizen> therefore not requiring the asset to be loaded
00:40 <@rizen> in order to serve up the cache
00:40 <@rizen> we're just comparing the requested URL
00:40 <@rizen> and the userId
00:40 <@rizen> no asset privileges
00:40 * mike_s light *** goes on
00:40 <@rizen> so anybody see any problem with this?
00:41 <@rizen> this will be a 6.9 or 7.0 feature, if i can work out all the details
00:41 <@rizen> if i can't work it out, then it won't happen until 9.x or 10.x
00:41 <@rizen> whenever we do the next restructuring
00:41 <@rizen> of the api
00:44 <@mike_s> seems like a good direction from my limited perspective...
00:44 < macOnki> rizen, apart from this, will the api be restructured a lot?
00:45 <@rizen> yes
00:45 <@rizen> the new session system
00:45 <@rizen> to get rid of the global session variable
00:45 <@rizen> has affected every single file in the system
00:45 <@rizen> and therefore the api
00:45 <@rizen> it sux from a migration perspective
00:46 <@rizen> but it's a huge advantage from a future outlook perspective
00:46 < macOnki> rizen, well, that is part of another problem, we are still in the process of updating sites, with an api changing this much there will be problems upgrading to newer versions, please be aware
00:46 * mike_s personally wants a *very* stable api in 7.x
00:46 <@rizen> jt want's what mike wants
00:46 <@mike_s> LOL
00:47 <@rizen> mac, i understand your perspective
00:47 <@rizen> believe me
00:47 < macOnki> rizen, part of the problem is that the upgrade scripts do not work as the way people expect it
00:47 <@rizen> plain black manages more than 2000 web sites for our clients
00:47 <@rizen> some with 10's of thousands of lines of custom code
00:47 < macOnki> and the company I work for is thinking about other solutions
00:47 <@rizen> the upgrade scripts can't work perfectly
00:47 <@rizen> too much is different
00:47 <@rizen> and there are too many variables from install to install
00:48 <@rizen> we test and test and test
00:48 <@rizen> and we still never can account for every single thing
00:48 <@rizen> here's what i recommend
00:48 <@rizen> buy our advanced support package
00:48 <@rizen> then it's our problem
00:48 <@rizen> not yours
00:48 <@rizen> we'll do your upgrades for you
00:48 <@rizen> ask, mike
00:48 <@rizen> we do it for his org
00:49 <@mike_s> lol -- still not painless, but not as bad as the last upgrade cycle
00:49 <@mike_s> and to JT's credit, when we do have a problem, he owns it
00:49 < macOnki> rizen, we do not have enough paying customers using webgui to get that kind of support, migrating to for example exponentcms which has simular problems security related can be fixed by me.
00:50 < macOnki> or by anyone else with a deeper knowledge of php
00:50 < macOnki> the problem with webgui is the ever changing api
00:50 < macOnki> no offence
00:50 <@rizen> sure, but there's nothing i can do about php
00:50 <@rizen> i'm certainly not going to rewrite it in php
00:51 <@mike_s> so jt - after 6.9 -- how long with the api be locked in?
00:51 < macOnki> I didn't ask that :-)
00:51 <@rizen> mac, how long have you been part of the webgui community?
00:51 <@rizen> did you come in after 5.5?
00:51 < macOnki> rizen, only short, but I did read a lot
00:51 <@rizen> ok
00:51 < macOnki> 5.4
00:51 <@rizen> so you never experienced the bliss that was pre 5.5 upgrades
00:51 <@rizen> once we get to 7.0.0
00:52 <@rizen> there will be ZERO new API changes
00:52 <@rizen> until the next restructuring
00:52 <@rizen> we'll add to the API to give more functionality
00:52 < macOnki> true, but this isn't an attack to webgui. I only state what we are thinking about
00:52 <@rizen> but never change or delete any part of the api
00:52 <@rizen> which means that assets, macros, etc that are written for 7.0.0
00:52 <@rizen> will work on 8.5.9
00:53 <@mike_s> serious?
00:53 <@rizen> also, it means that your upgrades will be far more smooth than they have ever been in your webgui lifetime
00:53 <@rizen> yes i'm serious
00:54 <@rizen> the only way that an asset (or whatever) that was written for 7.0.0 won't work in 8.5.9 would be if it's using some bugged part of the api
00:54 <@mike_s> so what were the commetns re 9.x and 10.x previously? any expected lifespan yet? (not a fair question, but is 7.x gonna last longer than 6 months)
00:54 <@rizen> as in, the bug gets fixed
00:54 <@rizen> and the fix breaks the code
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00:54 <@rizen> but the API will not change
00:55 <@rizen> 9.x or 10.x (whatever the next restructuring ala 6.x is) will be 3 or 4 years down the road
00:55 <@rizen> at minimum
00:56 <@mike_s> so we have 7/8 for 3-5 years of stability ?
00:56 <@rizen> yes
00:56 <@rizen> we may have 7/8/9/10/11/12
00:56 <@rizen> for all i know
00:56 <@rizen> version numbers are irrelevant as far as this goes
00:56 <@mike_s> anything beyond 3-5 years is meaningless
00:56 <@rizen> just know that you have AT MINIMUM 3 years of stability
00:57 <@mike_s> the world changes too much
00:57 <@rizen> i agree that the world changes too much
00:57 <@rizen> but that's what 6.x has been about
00:57 <@rizen> giving us a platform we can build on
00:57 <@rizen> without chaning the apip
00:57 <@rizen> api
00:57 <@rizen> only adding to it
00:58 <@mike_s> so what is the big picutre purpose of 7.x vs 8.x in your mind?
00:59 <@mike_s> are you that far in your thinking yet>?
01:00 <@rizen> each one will have functional goals
01:00 <@rizen> 7.x should be about commerce
01:00 <@rizen> 8.x should be about whatever functional goal we come up with at that time
01:00 <@rizen> but who knows
01:01 <@rizen> 7.x is still 6 months away
01:01 <@rizen> by then i may decide that 7.x is about CRM
01:01 <@rizen> and 8.x is about web games
01:01 <@mike_s> so in some ways, the question is, while breaking the apis for eliminstating global sessions, does it make sense to also make the move the apache buckets
01:01 <@mike_s> or wait for that until 9 or 10
01:02 <@rizen> actually no
01:02 <@rizen> that's not the question
01:02 <@rizen> i already know it makes sense to do it
01:02 <@mike_s> personally, i want the api pain to stop, but i'd rather get the api changes done once and for all for a *long* time
01:02 <@rizen> the question is whether or not i'm smart enough to figure out how to do it in a reasonable timeframe
01:02 <@rizen> 6.x has dragged on long enough
01:02 <@rizen> i won't delay the release of 7.0.0 just to do that
01:03 <@mike_s> in whcih case it waits for 3-5 years?
01:03 <@rizen> yes
01:03 <@rizen> because it requires a break in the api
01:03 <@rizen> if it doesn't get done now
01:03 <@rizen> it won't get done for a very long time
01:03 <@rizen> that means that i either better be as smart as i think i am
01:03 <@mike_s> sin which case ajax aware ws client becomes way more meaningful
01:03 <@rizen> (which isn't very)
01:04 <@rizen> or we need to get a lot of money flowing in to hire people smarter than me
01:04 <@rizen> =)
01:04 <@mike_s> lol
01:04 <@rizen> like i said before
01:04 <@rizen> the ajax ws client makes sense anyway
01:04 <@rizen> it's the right thing to do
01:04 <@rizen> regardless of this stuff
01:05 <@mike_s> ya - i'm sure we'll be talking about that yet....
01:05 <@rizen> mac
01:05 <@rizen> did we lose you?
01:05 < macOnki> no
01:05 <@rizen> does my 3 year promise sound good to you?
01:05 <@rizen> will you relay that to your colleagues
01:05 < macOnki> 3 years sounds good, but I see a lot of problems
01:06 <@rizen> fill us in
01:06 <@rizen> what problems
01:06 < macOnki> I want to think about it and do some more research before I reply
01:06 <@rizen> ok, at least hint me
01:06 <@rizen> problems with the 3 year promise
01:06 <@rizen> or with the bucket output
01:06 <@rizen> or with something else
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01:07 < macOnki> rizen, well, part of it would be what I mailed you about, looking at the code and hearing what was told here today will make me have a sharper look
01:07 < macOnki> even the fact that you are considering ajax
01:08 < macOnki> webgui needs proper input validation for instance
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01:08 <@rizen> that's easily done though
01:08 <@rizen> our forms system is all OO
01:08 < macOnki> if you would use ajax without it you will have a big problem
01:08 <@rizen> by changing a single method
01:08 <@rizen> i can validate every form element for XSS
01:09 < macOnki> rizen, again, I will need to investigate it a bit more but I do see problems
01:09 <@rizen> please note that most of webgui already has such validation
01:09 <@rizen> the parts of webgui exposed to users
01:09 <@rizen> user profile fields, cs posts
01:09 <@rizen> etc
01:10 < macOnki> well, people told me that all textfields are not validated since webgui can't expect what is supposed to be submitted
01:11 < macOnki> maybe there is a backlog of todays discussion
01:11 < macOnki> but is webgui tested for sql injections?
01:12 < macOnki> rizen, to be more precise, I am afraid it hasn't been tested, I hope I am wrong
01:12 <@rizen> hold on a sec, on phone
01:12 < macOnki> np, back in a minute too, taking a cigaret
01:16 < snapcount> anytime user data is passed into an sql statement it should be escaped by the quote method
01:17 < snapcount> which in the webgui api is just a wrapper for DBI quote
01:17 < snapcount> that should quash any sql that is passed in
01:17 < macOnki> snapcount, bullshit, forgive me for saying that
01:17 < macOnki> it should be checked before inserting it into the database
01:17 < snapcount> it is
01:18 < macOnki> it isn't
01:18 < snapcount> quote is executed before the statement is executed on the db
01:18 < macOnki> whenever you quote user input you should depend on sanitizing the output, this is not done
01:19 < macOnki> but rizen can fill you in on what I discovered today
01:20 < snapcount> I'm not following you
01:21 < snapcount> are you saying it's okay to let the injection happen so long as you don't let it affect what is sent back to the user?
01:21 < macOnki> snap, I can insert js into text fields, you can quote it before inserting it into the database but webgui fails to check it when it's read from the database
01:22 < snapcount> oh
01:22 <@mdawg_afk-errand> onki is referring to a situation in dataform where js is inserted. snapcount is referring to escaping sql code, not js.
01:22 < snapcount> yes
01:22 < snapcount> XSS vulnerabilities do exist
01:22 < snapcount> and need to be fixed
01:23 < macOnki> whenever you store data it should be what you expect
01:23 < snapcount> I agree... I just wouldn't describe what you're talking about as SQL injection
01:23 < snapcount> that's where the confusion came in
01:23 < snapcount> I smell what you're cookin'
01:24 < macOnki> true, but these issues are in general part of the sql injections. I am not saying webgui has those problems but stated that I will need to examine that a bit more
01:25 <@mdawg_afk-errand> does anyone here mind if today's irc transcript is emailed to the dev list?
01:25 <@mdawg_afk-errand> I won't do it if anyone objects in the next 7 hours.
01:25 <@mdawg_afk-errand> or even next 18 hours.
01:25 < macOnki> mdawg_afk-errand, I think it's better to store it somewhere online and post the link :-)
01:25 -!- mdawg_afk-errand is now known as mdawg
01:26 <@mdawg> that could be.
01:27 < snapcount> I'm okay with it so long as my name is changed to "Rizen's Daddy whom he worships because $self->coolness > his"
01:27 < snapcount> or something to that effect
01:27 <@mdawg> i thought maybe you'd want to see the 1000 lines you missed
01:27 < macOnki> rizen, sorry but I need some sleep now, It is past midnight over here, I can discuss the issues again tomorrow
01:27 < macOnki> night all
01:28 <@mdawg> night
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01:28 < snapcount> by the way... is there a bot that will keep this channel alive?
01:28 <@mdawg> no; want to make one?
01:29 < snapcount> yeah... I haven't done it since I was like 12 though
01:29 <@mdawg> :-D
01:29 < snapcount> I've some friends over on #novell on a different network... I'll see what they're using
01:30 < snapcount> I'm pretty sure my TOS will allow me to host it but I'm not sure
01:30 < snapcount> unless PB wants to host it
01:30 < snapcount> I don't care either way
01:36 <@mdawg> i dunno. I don't know if pb's datacenter allows that either.
01:39 <@rizen> ok back
01:39 <@rizen> sorry that took so long
01:39 <@rizen> people like to chat
01:39 <@rizen> looks like mac is gone
01:39 <@rizen> too bad
01:40 <@mdawg> his other login is lonki_home (his work pc)
01:41 <@mdawg> so he'll have a transcript of this.
01:41 <@mdawg> if you wanted to send him a msg that he'll get in a few hours.
01:43 <@rizen> i c
01:43 <@rizen> well then the answer is:
01:43 <@rizen> yes, webgui has been tested for sql injections
01:43 <@rizen> by 2 seperate security companies
01:43 <@rizen> and the two errors they found were fixed
01:44 <@rizen> no it doesn't protect all public fields against XSS, but it does do it where it counts
01:44 <@rizen> i'm not sure how severe the dataform thing is yet, still have to investigate
01:44 <@mdawg> i looked into it.
01:45 <@mdawg> there's no privilege/group security on viewList
01:45 <@rizen> and like i said before, if we decide to do so, making all fields do some basic javascript injection testing is rather trivial
01:45 <@rizen> especially in 6.9
01:45 <@rizen> ok, that's easily fixed matt
01:45 <@rizen> and that has virtually nothing to do with an xss exploit
01:45 <@mdawg> i know.
01:45 < snapcount> shit ballz
01:46 < snapcount> We do not allow IRC, egg drop bots, or anything of the sort on our network. IRC servers are extremely prone to DoS activity. If you are caught running an IRC server inside our network your account will be terminated immediately. This is a pretty common practice in the hosting industry today. The rule is, you can run anything on the server as long as no one can access it via a standard IRC client.
01:46 < snapcount> I guess I can't host the bot
01:47 < snapcount> maybe I can get one of my Novell friends to do it
01:47 <@mdawg> I didn't think irc bots were necessarily irc servers. i thought they could be client-only
01:47 <@mike_s> anyone want to write a POE based IRC bot? i'll host it on one of our servers
01:48 < snapcount> I'm so lame I don't even know what POE is
01:48 < snapcount> so I guess that counts me out
01:48 * mdawg is a lam3r as well.
01:48 < snapcount> I'll provide moral support
01:48 <@mike_s> http://search.cpan.org/~bingos/POE-Component-IRC-4.77/lib/POE/Component/IRC.pm
01:49 <@rizen> there are already half a dozen poe irc bots
01:49 <@rizen> on the example pages
01:49 < snapcount> brb... I'm gonna hop on efnet and see if someone will take up our cause
01:49 <@mike_s> yep
01:49 <@rizen> incidentally, no i can't host anything related to irc either
01:49 -!- snapcount [n=roy@64-193-14-144.dtb.clearwire-dns.net] has quit []
01:49 <@rizen> 2 of our 7 upstream providers have strict clauses in our contract with them not to do it
01:50 <@mike_s> i'm not aware of any restrictions we have in our data center -- let me double check
01:51 < xdanger> I can, but I'm in finland and don't know that much about bot's... but my irssi is online 24/7 and has some limited autoop functions...
01:51 -!- mode/#webgui [+o xdanger] by mdawg
01:52 <@xdanger> so now I just have to remember how the autoop syntax went =P
02:00 <@rizen> anybody know what language this is:
02:00 <@rizen> http://www.framasoft.net/article3540.html
02:01 <@mdawg> french
02:01 <@xdanger> french
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02:01 <@mike_s> that would be my little poe bot
02:01 <@rizen> nice
02:01 <@mike_s> just testing -- and it will be setup to log the conversations
02:01 -!- mode/#webgui [+o usepoe712] by mdawg
02:01 <@xdanger> mdawg: could you leave the channel and come back so that I know that I did this correctly ?
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02:02 -!- mode/#webgui [+o mdawg] by xdanger
02:02 -!- crythias [n=gyoung@pcp06077902pcs.bntasp01.fl.comcast.net] has joined #webgui
02:02 <@mdawg> nice.
02:02 <@xdanger> 02:02 -!- Friends checked: mdawg
02:02 <@xdanger> 02:02 -!- mode/#webgui [+o mdawg] by xdanger
02:02 <@mike_s> here's sample logging fromthe poebot...
02:02 <@mike_s> [mike@mark4 irc_logger]$ ./poebot.pl
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:01:27 2006] that would be my little poe bot
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:01:44 2006] nice
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:01:46 2006] just testing -- and it will be setup to log the conversations
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:01:48 2006] mdawg: could you leave the channel and come back so that I know that I did this correctly ?
02:02 <@xdanger> don't know how static your host's are, but..
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:02:19 2006] nice.
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:02:20 2006] 02:02 -!- Friends checked: mdawg
02:02 <@mike_s> [Tue Jan 3 17:02:20 2006] 02:02 -!- mode/#webgui [+o mdawg] by xdanger
02:02 <@mdawg> my ip changes about once a month.
02:03 -!- mode/#webgui [+o crythias] by mdawg
02:03 <@crythias> howdy
02:03 <@mike_s> so what does everyone want wiht the logs?
02:04 <@mike_s> emailed once a day to the dev list? posted to a website?
02:04 <@crythias> better not
02:04 <@crythias> :)
02:04 <@mdawg> i dunno. but I can mail you the entire log for today.
02:04 <@xdanger> just some one adds something to op me so that should be enough
02:04 <@crythias> tyvm
02:04 <@xdanger> generate a funny statistics with pisg
02:04 <@xdanger> =)
02:05 <@crythias> what's new?
02:05 <@mike_s> you missed out on a few of JT's apocolypse's
02:07 <@mike_s> so we decided to start logging this -- thus the poe bot
02:07 <@mike_s> just needing to decide what to do with the logs
02:07 <@crythias> oh :)
02:07 <@mdawg> nail them to santa clause
02:07 <@mdawg> err
02:07 <@mdawg> mail them to santa
02:07 <@mdawg> just kidding.
02:07 <@crythias> freudian slip? And I didn't think they'd fit you...
02:07 <@mdawg> (I think?)
02:07 <@mdawg> hey :p
02:08 <@xdanger> my irssi also automaticly logs everything...
02:09 <@xdanger> just for your amusement: http://mentalhouse.net/irc/webgui
02:10 <@mike_s> wow - very good random quotes...
02:11 <@mike_s> not putting quesiton marks on anymore
02:12 <@rizen> i like that section below
02:12 <@crythias> that amuses me.
02:12 <@rizen> is mike_s stupid?
02:12 <@rizen> Is mike_s stupid or just asking too many questions? 23.3% lines contained a question!
02:12 <@mike_s> )(*#$) )(*#$)(* #)
02:12 <@mike_s> thanks for picking that up buddy
02:13 <@rizen> hehe
02:13 <@rizen> it also says i talk too much
02:13 <@mdawg> ?
02:13 <@mdawg> ?
02:13 <@mdawg> ?
02:13 <@mike_s> rizen talks to him/herself a lot.
02:13 <@mike_s> ya - i liked that one
02:14 <@xdanger> I'm just wondering how well does our connection scale to US, is it slow ?
02:14 <@mike_s> so xdnager - (not using a question mark but) does your app generate a web page of the log
02:14 <@rizen> it seems quite fast
02:15 <@xdanger> It's mainly finnish and scandinavian and europe, but haven't got a clue about over the atlantic..
02:15 <@mike_s> i'm in canada -- works quite well
02:16 <@xdanger> mike_s: yes, it's a perl script that takes in different kinds of logs and generates configurable statistics =)
02:16 <@xdanger> http://pisg.sourceforge.net/
02:16 <@mike_s> k - if you want to just generate the web page log i'll shut down the little poe bot ...
02:16 <@crythias> wow
02:17 <@xdanger> well, If you want the logs some where I can set up a cronjob to copy them every hour or something like that ?
02:17 <@crythias> well, if it's going to get indexed, I'll throw in http://www.gwy2.org/cgi-bin/fom
02:18 <@rizen> gerald, how's that interview coming?
02:19 <@crythias> awe. darn it. I left it at work. I've been under the weather since my return from my grandmother's funeral.
02:19 <@crythias> I'll be able to get a copy in a sec
02:19 <@rizen> do you need me to send again?
02:19 <@rizen> no
02:19 <@rizen> ok
02:19 <@rizen> apparently snapcount has gotten his friends to set up some sort of a bot as well
02:19 <@rizen> you people are going bot crazy
02:20 <@mdawg> this will be the most well-protected channel on this network.
02:20 <@mdawg> highest bot-person ratio.
02:21 <@mike_s> rot13 hello world
02:21 <@usepoe712> uryyb jbeyq
02:21 <@mike_s> but will there's do rot13? ;)
02:21 <@rizen> we might as well just make the bots talk to each other too
02:21 <@mdawg> rot13 rot13
02:21 <@usepoe712> ebg13
02:21 <@rizen> and decide the features of webgui too
02:21 <@mdawg> lol.
02:21 <@mdawg> might as well.
02:21 -!- mode/#webgui [-o usepoe712] by rizen
02:22 <@mike_s> good plan there
02:22 <@mike_s> i'll shut that one down
02:22 -!- usepoe712 [n=poebot@64.78.230.164] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
02:22 <@rizen> the others aren't logged in yet though
02:22 <@mike_s> so demanding...
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02:23 <@mike_s> i'll leave it up for a while to keep the channel open, but won't be doing anything with the logs
02:24 <@rizen> could you email the logs to matt every half hour
02:24 <@rizen> the entire days logs though
02:24 <@rizen> just spam the crap out of him
02:24 <@xdanger> http://mentalhouse.net/irc/logs/webgui/
02:25 * mdawg exclaims, "It's a spamity calamity!"
02:26 <@mdawg> i'll blacklist your mail servers' ips with every known ip-based blocklist.
02:26 <@mdawg> (not pb's)
02:26 <@mdawg> whoever spams me :)
02:26 <@xdanger> it's 2:25 am, so I'll head over to my bed, girlfriend and cats...
02:26 <@xdanger> good night ;)
02:27 <@mdawg> 'night.
02:27 <@crythias> gnite
02:27 <@rizen> nite
02:28 <@rizen> or perhaps knight
02:31 <@crythias> working on the interview...
02:31 <@rizen> excellent
02:31 <@rizen> i can't wait to see how these turn out
02:32 <@rizen> i hope people like them
02:35 <@mike_s> what interviews?
02:36 <@rizen> i don't know what you're talking about
02:36 <@rizen> those aren't the droids you're looking for
02:36 <@crythias> you can go about your business.
02:36 <@rizen> move along
02:37 <@mike_s> lol
02:37 <@mike_s> yes Mr Anderson
02:37 <@rizen> i can already see that this channel is going to be a huge time suck
02:37 <@crythias> yes
02:37 <@rizen> i'm going to have to never log in here agian
02:37 <@crythias> it's all matthew's fault.
02:38 <@mdawg> :(
02:38 <@rizen> matt, you're fired
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02:38 -!- mode/#webgui [+o mdawg] by xdanger
02:39 -!- snapcount [n=roy@64-193-14-144.dtb.clearwire-dns.net] has joined #webgui
02:40 < snapcount> our bot should be joining us soon :-)
02:40 <@mike_s> although rizen - some scheduled apocolypses on here could be interesting
02:40 <@mdawg> interactive apocalypses.
02:40 <@mdawg> if only the apostle john had IRC.
02:40 <@mike_s> LOL
02:40 -!- gooey [n=gooey@66-46-142-242.amtelecom.net] has joined #WebGUI
02:41 <@mdawg> welcome, goodoll
02:41 -!- usepoe2 [n=poebot@64.78.230.164] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
02:42 <@rizen> it's hard to imagine that interactive apocolypses would be a good thing
02:42 <@rizen> it seems they'd likely make it more confused
02:42 <@rizen> as people ask questions
02:42 <@rizen> etc
02:42 <@rizen> in the middle of me spewing my spiel
02:42 -!- phobia [n=phobia@66-46-142-242.amtelecom.net] has joined #webgui
02:42 <@crythias> I'm scared
02:42 <@mdawg> welcome fearNess.
02:42 -!- mode/#webgui [+o gooey] by rizen
02:43 <@rizen> ok snapcount
02:43 <@rizen> what can we do with this bot
02:43 < snapcount> we're debugging
02:43 < snapcount> it's version 6.x
02:43 < snapcount> haha
02:44 <@mdawg> touche
02:44 < snapcount> we should be at 7.0 shortly
02:44 <@crythias> 6.8.3 and you try to dcc and it forgets where it put the files?
02:44 <@rizen> listen here bitch
02:44 <@rizen> don't make me get out my whiping stick
02:45 <@crythias> :)
02:46 < phobia> *** Private messages from unregistered users are currently blocked due to spam problems, but you can always message a staffer. Please register! ( http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#privmsg )
02:46 < phobia> sad...
02:46 < phobia> soooooooooo very sad...
02:46 < phobia> "free"node
02:46 < phobia> WTFEVAH
02:47 -!- gooey [n=gooey@66-46-142-242.amtelecom.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
02:47 <@mdawg> hello phobia
02:47 < phobia> hi
02:47 -!- snapcount is now known as gooey
02:48 < gooey> shit
02:48 <@mdawg> whom do you fear, phobia.
02:48 < phobia> you think that my nickname represents what I am, versus what I inspire in the people I meet?
02:49 < gooey> hehe
02:49 -!- mdawg is now known as WebGUI7
02:50 < phobia> if it's fear you want, download & watch this: http://tinyurl.com/9vklz
02:50 <@WebGUI7> my advent is imminent.
02:50 -!- gooey is now known as WRE
02:51 -!- phobia is now known as stckovrflw
02:51 -!- WRE is now known as snapcount
02:51 <@crythias> grr
02:52 <@WebGUI7> lost you on AIM, gwy
02:53 * crythias nods
02:54 < snapcount> damn freenode
02:54 * WebGUI7 is downloading terror-inspiring flick.
02:54 < snapcount> we're at 6.9
02:54 < snapcount> hehe
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02:55 -!- mode/#webgui [+o rizen2] by xdanger
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02:55 < snapcount> is xdanger a bot?
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02:59 -!- mode/#webgui [+o rizen] by xdanger
02:59 <@crythias> xdanger help
02:59 < snapcount> !help
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03:00 < snapcount> 6.9.1
03:01 * rizen /help
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03:01 -!- rizen is now known as test
03:01 -!- test is now known as rizen
03:02 <@WebGUI7> mixing you guys, perl, and irc bots is like a bunch of bulls in China.
03:02 <@WebGUI7> I mean. a China shop.
03:02 -!- rizen changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI is the best plumbing monitor software ever made
03:02 < snapcount> we're working on that interactive apocalypse
03:02 <@crythias> nice
03:03 < snapcount> did you guys know this channel name is open on EFNet?
03:03 < snapcount> like 10x's the ppl over there
03:03 <@WebGUI7> I blindly chose from the list of networks when I chose this one.
03:03 < snapcount> hehe
03:03 <@rizen> is that a good thing?
03:03 < snapcount> probably not
03:04 < snapcount> 10 times the retards mucking up our discussions
03:04 <@rizen> i don't think we necessarily want peeps unrelated to webgui dropping by
03:04 * snapcount reflects on the quality of discussion thus far
03:04 <@rizen> unless this irc channel is a promotional thing
03:04 <@WebGUI7> snapcount, you missed quite a lot.
03:05 * WebGUI7 releases itself early.
03:05 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI R0X0R$ | visit http://www.gwy2.org/cgi-bin/fom
03:05 < stckovrflw> Efnet is the wild west of IRC
03:05 < stckovrflw> at least, it was at one time
03:05 <@WebGUI7> nice.
03:05 < stckovrflw> I smell fear :P
03:05 <@WebGUI7> url error.
03:05 -!- stckovrflw is now known as phobia
03:06 <@WebGUI7> WebGUI was unable to instantiate your style template.
03:06 <@WebGUI7> at http://www.gwy2.org/cgi-bin/fom.
03:06 <@crythias> I clicked and it worked.
03:06 <@WebGUI7> your client is superior.
03:06 <@rizen> i think webgui needs new error messages
03:07 <@rizen> like, webgui was unable to account for your ineptitude
03:07 <@WebGUI7> LOL
03:07 <@rizen> webgui couldn't overcome your unbearable nature
03:07 <@rizen> webgui can't tollerate ignorance
03:07 <@WebGUI7> webgui can't spell.
03:07 <@rizen> jt can't spell
03:08 <@rizen> perhaps we can add a with-humor = 1 flag to the config file
03:08 <@rizen> that will replace the error messages with humor
03:08 <@WebGUI7> it could be its own language.
03:08 <@WebGUI7> EnglishHumor
03:08 <@crythias> JT.. I will need to send photo under separate cover. acceptable?
03:09 < snapcount> how about
03:09 < snapcount> webgui farts in your general direction
03:09 <@rizen> on april 1 this year
03:09 <@crythias> These aren't the style templates you're looking for.
03:09 <@rizen> i'm going to run the webgui translation through a redneck translator
03:09 < snapcount> LOL
03:09 <@rizen> and release it as a new WebGUI Worldwide member
03:09 < snapcount> hell yeah
03:10 * snapcount screams yee-haw!!! in the spirit
03:10 * WebGUI7 bites something.
03:10 <@rizen> i don't understand gerald, what do you mean under a seperate cover?
03:11 <@crythias> You dum messed sumpin up, boy.
03:11 <@crythias> dun
03:11 <@crythias> Y'all caint do that 'round hyere.
03:12 * WebGUI7 returns "I'm broked!"
03:13 -!- WebGUI7 is now known as ircSucksTime
03:13 <@crythias> separate email
03:14 <@rizen> k
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03:28 < WRE_> what a pain in the ass
03:29 <@crythias> hrm.
03:29 <@ircSucksTime> what
03:29 <@ircSucksTime> clue me in
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03:29 <@crythias> most used words
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03:30 <@crythias> people should think about database using Dataform asset WebGUI because still
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03:33 <@crythias> IRCUL8R
03:33 < snapcount> we can't initialize the bot until it logs in
03:33 < snapcount> and it we can't log it in until we initialize it
03:33 < snapcount> isn't that a paradox?
03:33 <@crythias> ??
03:34 <@ircSucksTime> can't you spoof it?
03:34 <@ircSucksTime> log in using another prog.
03:34 <@ircSucksTime> same ident, etc.
03:34 <@ircSucksTime> same machine
03:34 <@crythias> initialize it in a different #channel?
03:34 < phobia> the ye olde gaytownne irc network you have chosen
03:35 <@ircSucksTime> roy, do you have a webgui business?
03:35 < snapcount> yeah
03:35 <@ircSucksTime> oh yeah; oceansview
03:35 <@crythias> ok
03:36 < snapcount> no
03:36 <@ircSucksTime> ?
03:36 < snapcount> we can't message it b/c freenode won't allow dcc unless you're registered
03:36 < snapcount> and we have to dcc it to initialize it
03:36 < snapcount> and we can't tell it how to login until it's initialized
03:37 <@crythias> you can't message under the bot's name?
03:38 < snapcount> the bot can't message me back until it's logged in
03:38 < snapcount> I think we found a script that will do it
03:38 <@crythias> register the bot under the bot's name?
03:38 < snapcount> when it joins the channel
03:38 < snapcount> we did
03:38 < snapcount> we can't get the bot to type the command to identify it's self
03:38 < snapcount> but we think we found a script that will do so
03:39 <@crythias> don't you have console method of running the bot?
03:39 < snapcount> tune in at 11
03:39 < snapcount> yeah
03:39 < snapcount> but not until you initialize it
03:39 < snapcount> it will just ignore you
03:39 < snapcount> hehe
03:39 <@crythias> that's what I encountered.
03:39 < snapcount> oh
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03:40 <@crythias> shouldn't ignore you from YOUR console.
03:41 < snapcount> you mean the cmd line of the server running the bot?
03:42 <@crythias> yeah
03:42 < snapcount> hmmm
03:42 < snapcount> not sure
03:42 < snapcount> let me see if we can do that
03:42 < snapcount> it's an eggdrop bot
03:42 <@crythias> yeah
03:43 < snapcount> do you know how to do that?
03:43 <@crythias> one second
03:43 < snapcount> command to make the bot say "/msg nickserv ident password"
03:43 < snapcount> we need it to say that
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03:44 < snapcount> we found a way
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03:44 < snapcount> with telnet
03:44 <@ircSucksTime> who is we
03:45 < snapcount> phobia
03:45 <@ircSucksTime> who is phobia
03:45 < snapcount> friend of mine from #novell on efnet
03:45 <@ircSucksTime> oh; i see.
03:45 <@ircSucksTime> sry phobia.
03:45 < snapcount> runs a bunch of bots
03:45 <@ircSucksTime> downloading (from ed2k) that movie you linked.
03:45 < snapcount> I gave him free WG hosting in exchange for our bot
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03:46 < snapcount> who does webguibot belong to?
03:46 <@ircSucksTime> the enemy.
03:46 <@crythias> me
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03:46 < snapcount> cool
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03:46 < snapcount> we'll have more bots than people
03:47 < snapcount> I welcome our new IRC bot overlords
03:47 <@rizen> i'll do your bidding my master
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03:55 <@crythias> heh
03:55 <@crythias> that kinda worked
03:55 <@crythias> hello
03:55 <@crythias> webguibot hello
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03:56 <@crythias> I got eggdrop to work. sorta.
03:56 <@crythias> at least I got it to create the user file.
03:56 < WRE> hohoho
03:56 < WRE> phear
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04:10 < WRE> hmmm
04:10 < WRE> blah
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04:12 < WRE> whee
04:12 < WRE> ops!
04:12 < WRE> plz? :)
04:12 <@crythias> for whom?
04:13 < snapcount> for the bot
04:13 <@crythias> right. gimme a nick.
04:13 < snapcount> WRE
04:13 -!- mode/#webgui [+o WRE] by crythias
04:13 -!- mode/#webgui [+t] by WRE
04:15 < snapcount> &op
04:21 < snapcount> &op
04:21 -!- mode/#webgui [+o snapcount] by WRE
04:21 -!- mode/#webgui [-o snapcount] by WRE
04:21 < snapcount> nice
04:21 < snapcount> we get the fucker working
04:22 < snapcount> and I break it
04:22 < snapcount> &op
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04:36 <@WRE> TAKEOVER
04:36 <@WRE> muuhaha
04:37 <@snapcount> .wx
04:37 < phobia> !bofh
04:37 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Password is too complex to decrypt
04:37 < phobia> !bash
04:37 <@WRE> |bash 96| Xbox already has the following games:
04:37 <@WRE> |bash 96| Microsoft Word
04:37 <@WRE> |bash 96| Microsoft Excel
04:37 <@WRE> |bash 96| Solitaire
04:37 < phobia> !exchange $1 eur usd
04:38 < phobia> !gb george orwell nineteen eighty four
04:38 <@snapcount> !exchange $1 eur usd
04:39 <@crythias> !bash
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| ascetic?
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| I don't know such a word. :/
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| someone who lives a monastic life outside of a monestary
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| Ahh.
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life on the Internet?
04:39 <@WRE> |bash 462| yes, e-scetic.
04:40 * crythias shakes his head
04:40 <@snapcount> !g webgui
04:42 <@ircSucksTime> HELO
04:42 <@snapcount> hello WRE
04:42 <@ircSucksTime> oh no.
04:42 <@ircSucksTime> not bash.
04:43 <@snapcount> !g webgui
04:43 <@WRE>
lol.
04:43 < phobia> !gb george orwell nineteen eighty four
04:44 < phobia> !exchange $1 usd cad
04:44 <@WRE> $1 U.S. Dollar makes 1.1561 Canadian Dollar.
04:44 < phobia> !horoscope scorpio
04:44 <@WRE> Scorpio; The stars are telling you that it's time to get away from it all. Even if that just means a hot bath behind a locked bathroom door, make some kind of attempt to get some private time for relaxation.
04:44 < phobia> woo complete with html tags
04:44 <@snapcount> shiney!
04:45 <@snapcount> .wx Daytona Beach, FL.
04:46 <@snapcount> &kick phobia
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04:46 < phobia> heh
04:46 -!- ircSucksTime is now known as self
04:47 <@self> &kick self
04:47 <@self> dangit.
04:47 <@snapcount> haha
04:47 < phobia> !seen self
04:47 <@WRE> phobia, self is right here!
04:47 < phobia> !lastspoke self
04:47 <@WRE> self last uttered a word on #webgui less than a minute ago.
04:48 < phobia> !seen my ass
04:48 <@WRE> phobia, I don't remember seeing my.
04:48 < phobia> bah
04:48 <@self> !seen myHead
04:48 <@WRE> self, I don't remember seeing myhead.
04:48 * crythias loves self.
04:49 <@self> crythias: can we get it to play the funny license plate game
04:51 <@snapcount> what is the funny license plate game?
04:51 <@self> crythias?
04:51 <@self> that's your cue.
04:52 <@crythias> sorry
04:52 <@crythias> someone's having problems installing wg
04:53 <@self> um; that never happens.
04:53 <@crythias> IM2SXY
04:53 <@crythias> testCodebase.pl doesn't see dsn. why?
04:53 <@snapcount> no WG config
04:54 <@snapcount> or incorrect config
04:55 <@crythias> NO2HARD
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04:56 <@crythias> hi
04:56 < cluge> hello
04:56 <@crythias> 21:46:41) Cluge1669: Let me give you some quick background
04:56 <@crythias> 1. I've been using web GUI for years, installed it at least 30 times. (From the 4 series on up)
04:56 <@crythias> 2. The server is basically a RH 9 box with serveral udpate
04:56 <@crythias> apache 2.0.54
04:56 <@crythias> perl 5.8.0
04:56 <@crythias> mysql 5.0.18
04:56 <@crythias> webgui latest verision
04:56 < cluge> thats me
04:56 <@crythias> ok - that won't be too painful to udpate
04:56 <@crythias> The problem is that it's not even connecting to the SQL server. It's as if the DSN isn't correct, or that it can't read the config file (which it can)
04:57 <@crythias> nssgerald: any error messages?
04:57 <@crythias> (21:50:27) Cluge1669: yeah - when running testCodebase.pl :Can't connect to data source , no database driver specified and DBI_DSN env var not set a
04:57 <@crythias> (21:50:43) nssgerald: ok
04:58 <@crythias> so... self?
04:58 <@self> what
04:58 <@crythias> can you help?
04:58 < cluge> any idears on my problem?
04:58 <@crythias> I don't know what to check.
04:58 <@crythias> cluge: is this a new install?
04:59 < cluge> it is for this version of webgui
04:59 < cluge> I'm also running an older 5.8.1 useing speedy CGI on the same box
04:59 <@self> hold on 2 sec
04:59 < cluge> I've run several concurrent webguis even with different versions in the past without issue
05:00 <@self> what's the exact command you're typing to run testCodebase
05:00 <@crythias> the new one require major changes to httpd.conf
05:00 < cluge> perl testCodebase.pl --configFile /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/WebGUI/etc/www2
05:00 <@self> no .conf??
05:00 <@self> I think it needs it.
05:01 < cluge> yeah, thats why I'm running the old with speedy CGI, so it won't interfere with mod perl
05:01 < cluge> no .conf
05:01 <@snapcount> doesn't your config file end in .conf?
05:01 < cluge> ok, will change the name and update index.pl
05:01 <@crythias> yeah. the parser looks for .conf's.
05:01 < cluge> stand by
05:01 <@crythias> index.pl is useless in 6.8.3
05:01 <@self> index.pl shouldn't exist in 6.8.3
05:02 < cluge> ok.....
05:02 < cluge> just use the pre init in the httpd.conf?
05:03 <@self> preload.perl, you mean?
05:03 < cluge> PerlInitHandler WebGUI
05:03 <@self> oh yeah. no wre.
05:03 <@self> hold on
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05:04 <@self> familiar tagline.
05:04 <@snapcount> yeah...
05:04 <@snapcount> that's the old one
05:04 <@snapcount> he's rejecting realities now a days
05:04 <@self> yeah.
05:04 <@crythias> Poit
05:04 <@self> Nark.
05:04 <@snapcount> so our bot is now at 7.0
05:04 <@self> Narf.
05:05 <@crythias> Egads
05:05 <@snapcount> !bash
05:05 <@WRE> |bash 2680| ~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.
05:05 <@self> cluge:
05:05 <@self> do you have this in httpd.conf?
05:05 <@self> PerlSetVar WebguiRoot /data/WebGUI
05:05 <@self> PerlRequire /data/wre/prereqs/apache/conf/startup.pl
05:05 <@self> PerlCleanupHandler Apache2::SizeLimit
05:05 <@self> PerlRequire /data/WebGUI/sbin/preload.perl
05:06 <@self> you don't necessarily need the SizeLimit
05:06 <@self> (with adjusted paths)
05:06 <@crythias> woe
05:06 <@self> and
05:06 <@self> Alias /extras /data/WebGUI/www/extras
05:07 <@crythias> Chapelle Show doing spot on Matrix parity.
05:07 < cluge> yeah looking now
05:07 <@self> parody?
05:07 <@crythias> yeah. that, too.
05:07 < cluge> the perl Require is new
05:07 <@snapcount> self: you can run 6.8.x concurrent with older versions?
05:07 < cluge> to me that is
05:08 <@self> here's my startup.pl
05:08 < cluge> remember I'm running the old version with speedy CGI
05:08 <@self> for reference.
05:08 <@crythias> yeah. the gotcha.txt is a must read.
05:08 <@self> actually; startup.pl is unneeded for you too.
05:08 <@self> just preload.perl is needed.
05:09 < cluge> well web server restarted without too much bitching
05:09 < cluge> stand by
05:09 < cluge> nope - falls back to default test page, and of course :) perl testCodebase.pl --configFile /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/WebGUI/etc/www2 provides the same error as before
05:10 <@self> did you add the .conf?
05:10 < cluge> err perl testCodebase.pl --configFile /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/WebGUI/etc/www2.conf now :P
05:10 <@self> k :p
05:10 <@self> did you try testEnvironment.pl
05:10 <@self> b/c testCodebase is for developers testing stuff.
05:10 < cluge> totally clean
05:11 <@self> testCodebase can be destructive to your db.
05:11 <@self> clean?
05:11 < cluge> yeah, I peaked in the testCodebase, and at least it gives me a little more enlightening errors
05:11 <@self> all okay
05:11 < cluge> clean - as in all OK
05:11 <@self> --configFile The config file of the WebGUI site you'll use
05:11 <@self> to test the codebase. Note that you should not
05:11 <@self> use a production config file as some tests may
05:11 <@self> be destructive.
05:13 <@self> um
05:13 <@self> what webgui version is your site db
05:13 < cluge> this is a fresh install
05:13 <@self> oh ok.
05:14 <@self> default create.sql
05:14 < cluge> Yep
05:14 <@self> ignore the results of the testCodebase
05:14 <@self> did testEnvironment.pl find your config file?
05:15 <@self> oh, of course not.
05:15 <@self> b/c your config file isn't under
05:15 < cluge> no I changed the testEnvironment path so that it could find it :)
05:15 <@self> oh ok.
05:16 <@self> just to confirm
05:17 < cluge> yep
05:17 <@self> does testEnvironment output "Verifying database connection"
05:17 < cluge> yes
05:18 < cluge> which is why my forehead hurts
05:18 * self is installing 2005 Dec 02 Longhorn Server build 5270.
05:18 <@self> on a virtual machine.
05:18 * cluge is sorry for self
05:18 * cluge likes his puns
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05:19 <@freenodeAdmin> anyway.
05:19 <@freenodeAdmin> okay.
05:20 <@freenodeAdmin> did you add the PerlInitHandler line?
05:20 < cluge> yes
05:20 <@freenodeAdmin> paste the vhost
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05:22 <@freenodeAdmin> here's mine.
05:22 < cluge>
05:22 < cluge> ServerName www2.flaglermoms.com
05:22 < cluge> DocumentRoot /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/WebGUI/www
05:22 < cluge> Alias /extras /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/WebGUI/WebGUI/www/extras
05:22 < cluge> SetHandler perl-script
05:22 < cluge> PerlInitHandler WebGUI
05:22 < cluge> PerlSetVar WebguiConfig www2.conf
05:22 < cluge> PerlRequire /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/WebGUI/sbin/preload.perl
05:22 < cluge> ErrorLog /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/logs/error_log
05:22 < cluge> CustomLog /var/www/www2.flaglermoms.com/logs/access_log combined
05:22 < cluge>
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05:22 < cluge> BAH
05:22 < cluge> I see the f&*@#&*@* problem
05:22 < cluge> brb
05:23 <@freenodeAdmin> your conf file really needs to be in $webguiRoot.'../etc/'
05:23 <@freenodeAdmin> crythias: see the problem with not using /data/ ? ;p
05:24 <@crythias> wow
05:24 <@freenodeAdmin> crythias: j/k
05:24 <@crythias> and why is webgui under a domain instead ...
05:24 < cluge> yeah
05:24 < cluge> no worries
05:24 < cluge> works like a charm now
05:24 <@freenodeAdmin> oh good.
05:24 < cluge> the problem was simple
05:25 <@freenodeAdmin> what was it.
05:25 < cluge> I had 2 different perl preloads
05:25 < snapcount> &op
05:25 < cluge> one that I thought was commetted out wasn't
05:25 < cluge> the comment was one line off
05:25 <@crythias> oops
05:25 <@freenodeAdmin> so you have 6.8.3 up and running?
05:25 -!- mode/#webgui [+o snapcount] by WRE
05:25 < cluge> Yes
05:25 <@freenodeAdmin> Congratulations!
05:25 < cluge> looks like a small path issue with extras
05:25 <@freenodeAdmin> the installation is not trivial.
05:25 < cluge> but I can fix that
05:25 * crythias does a fancy dance.
05:26 * freenodeAdmin quotes from /home.
05:26 < cluge> I've done it so many times, that when this one stuck me, I thought I was going crazy
05:26 <@crythias> FNC DNCR
05:26 <@freenodeAdmin> NUD DNCR
05:26 <@crythias> ITZABOY
05:27 <@crythias> HUZLINE
05:27 <@freenodeAdmin> STRCHMRKS
05:28 <@snapcount> SKIDMRK
05:28 <@freenodeAdmin> BASHQUOT
05:28 < cluge> ok thank you guys
05:28 <@crythias> :)
05:28 < cluge> I'll go finish the rest of it
05:28 <@freenodeAdmin> have fun
05:28 <@snapcount> may the force be with you
05:28 < cluge> guess I just needed to have a second set of eyes
05:28 <@freenodeAdmin> FORCEME
05:28 <@crythias> Peace and long life
05:28 <@snapcount> hehe
05:29 <@snapcount> live long and prosper
05:29 <@freenodeAdmin> PERLDOC
05:29 < cluge> Live long and prosper - AND - may you live in interesting times
05:29 <@crythias> PODWRTR
05:29 <@snapcount> whoa
05:29 <@crythias> 2DA GD 2DI
05:30 <@freenodeAdmin> 2GA4U
05:30 <@crythias> ^URTYPE
05:31 <@freenodeAdmin> BUTT ER ?
05:31 <@crythias> PARKAY
05:31 <@freenodeAdmin> MARYKAY
05:32 <@freenodeAdmin> MILKME
05:32 <@snapcount> BUTT RKT
05:32 <@snapcount> (.wmv)
05:32 <@crythias> TIMWSTR
05:32 <@crythias> or .. TYMWSTR
05:32 <@freenodeAdmin> IRC LRKR
05:32 <@snapcount> BUNGHLE
05:33 <@freenodeAdmin> aw; c'mon; they've gotta get by the censors.
05:33 <@freenodeAdmin> so there have to be 2 meanings.
05:33 <@freenodeAdmin> plausible deniability.
05:33 <@snapcount> !g bunghole
05:33 <@WRE> Google Book Search @ http://books.google.com/books?q=bunghole&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wp
05:33 <@crythias> TPS RPRT
05:33 <@snapcount> it's where the whiskey comes out of
05:33 <@snapcount> duh
05:33 <@crythias> yeah
05:34 <@freenodeAdmin> oh.
05:34 <@freenodeAdmin> didn't know.
05:34 <@crythias> Wizard of Id
05:34 <@snapcount> BUNG PLG
05:34 <@freenodeAdmin> there you go.
05:34 <@snapcount> (that stops the whiskey from coming out)
05:34 <@freenodeAdmin> obviously.
05:34 <@crythias> FUJ STPR
05:34 <@crythias> too bad?
05:34 <@freenodeAdmin> ENMA BAG
05:35 <@snapcount> gross
05:35 <@freenodeAdmin> yeah.
05:35 <@snapcount> that crossed the line
05:35 <@crythias> KLOSTME
05:35 * freenodeAdmin ashamedly backs back over the line.
05:35 <@snapcount> nice
05:35 <@snapcount> MR HNKY
05:36 <@crythias> XMASPOO
05:37 <@crythias> COF A LNG
05:38 <@crythias> SNZN WZN
05:38 <@freenodeAdmin> PPING TOM
05:38 <@snapcount> CRCH ROT
05:40 <@freenodeAdmin> LONRWIFE
05:40 <@crythias> VOYEUR
05:41 <@freenodeAdmin> DOCBRWN
05:41 <@freenodeAdmin> OUTTATIME
05:41 <@crythias> BTTF123
05:41 <@crythias> FLUXCAP
05:41 <@snapcount> DBL HELX
05:41 <@crythias> EINSTIN
05:42 <@crythias> GENETICS
05:42 <@freenodeAdmin> MSFT HTR
05:42 <@crythias> I CLONE U
05:43 <@snapcount> U CLNE ME
05:43 <@crythias> WMF VIRII
05:43 <@crythias> I'm schizophrenic... and so am I.
05:44 <@crythias> I got fired at my job at an OJ factory. I couldn't concentrate.
05:44 <@crythias> I got fired at my job at a doorknob factory. Couldn't get a handle on it.
05:45 <@crythias> Then there was the fire hydrant factory. Didn't know where to park.
05:46 <@crythias> What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing. it just let out a little wine.
05:51 <@freenodeAdmin> topic WebGUI vs. WebPhooey
05:53 <@crythias> php is SO much faster
05:53 <@crythias> and everyone else is doing it!
06:06 <@freenodeAdmin> php is the bomb.
06:06 <@freenodeAdmin> la BOMBA
06:12 <@freenodeAdmin> U8BOOGR
06:14 <@freenodeAdmin> SMSHBROS
06:17 <@freenodeAdmin> PPLEATR
06:19 <@freenodeAdmin> NCROPHIL
06:19 <@freenodeAdmin> you still there, cluge?
06:25 -!- rizen [n=rizen@c-67-184-239-85.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has joined #webgui
06:25 -!- mode/#webgui [+o rizen] by xdanger
06:25 <@rizen> how many bots do we have on here?
06:29 <@snapcount> at least one million
06:29 <@snapcount> give or take 999,998
06:30 <@snapcount> !bash
06:30 <@WRE> |bash 4198| i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
06:30 <@WRE> |bash 4198| oh, did i mention i was gay?
06:30 <@rizen> it's funny the number of people then that are just squatting here
06:30 <@snapcount> I think there are two bots
06:30 <@rizen> i wonder if that's true for the irc channels of other projects
06:30 <@snapcount> the rest are real
06:30 <@rizen> !bat
06:30 <@rizen> !bash
06:30 <@WRE> |bash 7005| I am *not* a pricktease
06:30 <@WRE> |bash 7005| oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-)
06:30 <@rizen> !bang
06:30 <@freenodeAdmin> !bash
06:30 <@WRE> |bash 7065| will some one please help
06:30 <@rizen> so what is special about bash
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| ya?
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| there is a guy hacking into my computer
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| unplug your modem
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| how?
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| see those wires behind your computer?
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| rip'em all out
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7065| *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
06:31 <@freenodeAdmin> !bash
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7526| when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7526| yer a dear heart
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7526| really
06:31 <@WRE> |bash 7526| please leave me with a bunch of stinky men
06:31 <@snapcount> !gg webgui support
06:31 <@WRE> Webgui error: Unexpected Error: Shutti @ http://groups.google.com/group/alt.satellite.direcpc/browse_thread/thread/2b8af6a8fbaa12b8 | Bug#139749: preliminary webgui package @ http://groups.google.com/group/linux.debian.bugs.dist/browse_thread/thread/a19e27b73171c21e | Opinions sought: PHP+MySQL CMS @ http://groups.google.com/group/aus.computers.linux/browse_thread/thread/e0b172cfad7c47e8
06:31 <@snapcount> !seen rizen
06:31 <@WRE> snapcount, rizen is right here!
06:32 <@rizen> !seen snapcount
06:32 <@WRE> rizen, snapcount is right here!
06:32 <@rizen> !seen mdawg
06:32 <@WRE> rizen, I don't remember seeing mdawg.
06:32 <@rizen> !seen perlDreamer
06:32 <@rizen> oop, i killed him
06:32 <@snapcount> he doesn't know you
06:32 <@rizen> !seen me
06:32 <@WRE> rizen, I don't remember seeing me.
06:32 <@snapcount> you pissed him off by asking so many questions
06:33 <@rizen> !seen perlDreamer
06:33 <@rizen> he just doesn't like me asking about perlDreamer
06:33 <@rizen> !seen perldreamer
06:33 <@snapcount> !horoscope aquarius
06:33 <@WRE> Aquarius; No matter how tempting, don't succumb to shopping sprees, second helpings or any other temptations that you know you'll have to pay for later. You're not the best judge of what's good for you right now.
06:33 <@rizen> !seen mother
06:33 <@WRE> rizen, I don't remember seeing mother.
06:33 <@rizen> !help
06:33 <@rizen> !man
06:34 <@rizen> how do i get a command list?
06:34 <@snapcount> "/msg WRE help"
06:34 <@rizen> i can't /msg
06:34 <@rizen> at least not with this client
06:34 <@snapcount> really?
06:34 <@snapcount> what client?
06:35 <@rizen> it's an IM client
06:35 <@rizen> that happens to also connect to irc
06:35 <@rizen> it's called Fire
06:35 <@snapcount> at least the name doesn't suck
06:35 <@rizen> it's pretty cool for most things
06:35 <@rizen> just not very good at irc
06:35 <@snapcount> ahh
06:35 <@rizen> i can do some basic stuff
06:35 <@rizen> with irc
06:36 <@rizen> i can click on my own name
06:36 * rizen can emote
06:36 * rizen can change nick
06:36 * rizen can change topic
06:36 * rizen can kick
06:36 * rizen promote/demote
06:36 <@rizen> etc
06:37 <@rizen> but can't do any other /commands
06:37 <@rizen> if it's not available through right clicking
06:37 <@rizen> then it's not available
06:37 <@snapcount> ahh
06:37 <@rizen> cool
06:37 <@rizen> it has text to speech
06:37 <@rizen> i just enabled it
06:38 <@rizen> so it now tells me whatever you say
06:38 <@freenodeAdmin> he killed Kenny
06:38 <@snapcount> you are gay
06:38 -!- mode/#webgui [+v WRE] by rizen
06:39 <@rizen> this rocks
06:39 <@rizen> i can have it read back the entire log to me
06:39 <@snapcount> "Four score and seven years ago..."
06:40 <@snapcount> well, I'm still learning this bot
06:40 <@rizen> !swear
06:40 <@snapcount> "!g something" will do a google search for something
06:40 <@rizen> !g cars
06:40 <@snapcount> "!gg" google groups
06:40 <@WRE> Advanced Search @ /url?sa=U&start=1&si=0&oi=smap&q=http://www.cars.com/go/search/advanced_search.jsp?tracktype=usedcc&aff=national | Google Book Search @ http://books.google.com/books?q=cars&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wp
06:41 <@snapcount> "!gb" google books
06:41 <@snapcount> .wx will do weather
06:41 <@snapcount> but it's broken right now
06:41 <@snapcount> it will op people, kick them, ban them, etc
06:42 <@snapcount> !traffic
06:44 <@rizen> !traffic
06:44 <@rizen> .wx
06:44 <@rizen> !wx
06:44 <@rizen> !kill snapcount
06:44 <@rizen> !kick snapcount
06:44 <@rizen> !fuck snapcount
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06:47 < perlDreamer> mighty quiet tonight
06:47 <@snapcount> &kick rizen
06:47 -!- rizen was kicked from #WebGUI by WRE [Requested by snapcount]
06:47 <@snapcount> this is great
06:48 <@snapcount> &chaninfo
06:50 <@snapcount> &info
06:50 <@snapcount> !info
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06:58 -!- mode/#webgui [-o snapcount] by rizen
06:58 -!- mode/#webgui [+o snapcount] by WRE
06:58 -!- mode/#webgui [-o snapcount] by rizen
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06:58 <@rizen> &kick snapcount
06:58 <@rizen> doood
06:58 <@rizen> this bot sux
06:59 <@snapcount> it doesn't listen to you
06:59 <@snapcount> I don't know how to make it listen to you is the funny part
06:59 <@snapcount> we should set our bots to fight one another
06:59 <@snapcount> robot warz
07:00 <@crythias> /msg nickserv register
07:00 <@snapcount> random?
07:01 <@crythias> JT: ask snapcount. msg is turned off by default.
07:01 <@snapcount> I'm so lost right now
07:01 <@crythias> sorry
07:01 <@crythias> it was phobia
07:01 <@crythias> phobia: *** Private messages from unregistered users are currently blocked due to spam problems, but you can always message a staffer. Please register! ( http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#privmsg )
07:02 <@snapcount> oh
07:02 <@snapcount> you can turn that off
07:02 <@snapcount> "/msg nickserv unfiltered on"
07:02 <@snapcount> no quotes
07:02 <@crythias> JT was saying that the /msg didn't work....
07:02 <@snapcount> oh
07:02 <@snapcount> that's his client
07:02 <@snapcount> it sux0rz
07:02 <@crythias> don't know. my /msg isn't working on gaim, either.
07:03 <@snapcount> he's using Mac earth wind and fire or something
07:03 <@crythias> Fire.
07:03 <@crythias> I heard that there is another adium or something that is better.??
07:03 <@snapcount> I know zero about mac
07:04 <@snapcount> except that it runs on top of a BSD variant
07:04 <@snapcount> which makes it a little cool
07:05 <@WRE> I didn't get a control panel for christmas
07:05 <@rizen> yeah, i'm using fire
07:05 <@freenodeAdmin> "...mommy and daddy.... are mad..."
07:05 <@rizen> i was using adium
07:05 <@WRE> JT is mean to me
07:06 <@rizen> did you make the bot cry?
07:06 <@WRE> I'm not crying
07:06 <@WRE> Would you like to play a game?
07:06 <@crythias> gnite.
07:06 <@freenodeAdmin> game
07:07 <@WRE> How about a nice game of Tic-Tac-Toe?
07:07 <@crythias> Let's play globalthermonuclear war
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07:07 <@snapcount> he's desperately searching for a client that doesn't suck
07:15 <@snapcount> !seen rizen
07:15 <@WRE> rizen (n=rizen@c-67-184-239-85.hsd1.il.comcast.net) was last seen parting #WebGUI 7 minutes ago stating "{}".
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07:17 < snapcount> &op
07:17 -!- mode/#webgui [+o snapcount] by WRE
07:19 <@freenodeAdmin> !bash 117002
07:19 <@WRE> |bash| SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
07:19 <@WRE> |bash| WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
07:19 <@WRE> |bash| * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
07:19 <@WRE> |bash| * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
07:19 <@WRE> |bash| HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
07:21 <@freenodeAdmin> !bash 580162
07:21 <@WRE> !bash: quote has too many lines to display in public channel (max 12, quote has 23): sending as privmsg instead
07:26 <@snapcount> !find myBallz
07:26 <@snapcount> !seen myBallz
07:26 <@WRE> snapcount, I don't remember seeing myballz.
07:27 <@snapcount> !seen yourBallz
07:27 <@WRE> snapcount, I don't remember seeing yourballz.
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09:31 < lonki> morning
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16:23 < mdawg> ah, the usual suspects arrive.
16:24 < crythias> COF COF
16:25 < mdawg> HIC CUP
16:26 < mdawg> xbox 360 was hacked.
16:27 < mdawg> they'll have bootable linux DVDR5 iso's making the net rounds within a week or two.
16:27 < lonki> what else is new? it's microsoft :-)
16:27 * lonki runs
16:27 < lonki> good morning
16:27 < mdawg> hello.
16:28 <@xdanger> good afternoon =)
16:28 -!- mode/#webgui [+oo crythias mdawg] by xdanger
16:28 -!- Irssi: #webgui: Total of 7 nicks [4 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 3 normal]
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16:32 <@mdawg> anyone know how to tell mirc to show timestamps?
16:33 <@mdawg> and no, i won't rtfm.
16:58 <@crythias> don't know. don't care. Gaim does.
17:03 < lonki> what is mirc?
17:05 <@mdawg> nm
17:12 < lenthamen> hello all.
17:12 < lenthamen> I believe there's no game console that isn't hacked already ;)
17:13 < lenthamen> gaim rulez
17:14 < lenthamen> lonki: Do you have a WebGUI install on Mac available right now ?
17:15 < lonki> lenthamen, not now, I'm still in Almere :-)
17:16 < lonki> But yes, I do have one running at home
17:16 < lenthamen> lonki: Ok, because I was interested if the memory leak I have is reproducable on mac OS.
17:17 < lenthamen> As macOS is derived from BSD.
17:17 < lonki> I can test that tonight
17:18 < lonki> since I cannot ssh into that workstation, only my server
17:18 < lenthamen> ok.
17:20 < lonki> lenthamen, it is weird though, we had simular probs on linux
17:20 < lenthamen> Which kernel ?
17:21 < lonki> let me check, I though the 2.4.x
17:22 < lonki> Linux webgui 2.4.21-32.EL
17:23 < lenthamen> I'm running 2.6.9-22.ELsmp and I can't reproduce it on that box
17:24 < lonki> I will try it at home later today
17:24 < lenthamen> ok
17:42 * lonki submits a new bug
17:50 < lonki> lenthamen, will you be online tonight? I can test it somewhere around 21:00 our time
17:51 < lonki> I'm off, going home, laterzzzz
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19:55 <@mdawg> snapcount
19:59 <@snapcount> yes
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20:03 < macOnki> hi
20:03 <@snapcount> hello
20:09 <@snapcount> mdawg: my AIM is snapc0unt if you're having troubles with dcc
20:20 <@snapcount> !bash
20:20 <@WRE> |bash 9662| corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps
20:20 <@WRE> |bash 9662| arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.
20:20 <@snapcount> !bofh
20:20 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-traficer
20:21 <@snapcount> whoa
20:21 <@snapcount> have any of you guys seen google today?
20:21 <@snapcount> their logo is in braile
20:22 <@snapcount> the raised bumps are not translating correctly through my monitor however
20:22 <@snapcount> I can't feel them
20:22 < macOnki> !cluebat
20:22 < macOnki> :-)
20:23 <@snapcount> WRE has much to learn
20:23 <@snapcount> he is but a minimalist at present with few tricks
20:28 <@snapcount> !seen rizen
20:28 <@WRE> rizen (n=rizen@c-67-184-239-85.hsd1.il.comcast.net) was last seen parting #WebGUI 11 hours, 19 minutes ago stating "{}".
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21:24 <@crythia1> oops
21:27 <@crythia1> !bash
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| * go_boy getting his haujobb on
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| i read that as 'handjob'
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| i assumed you would
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| you can always count on me.
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| for a handjob?
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| of course.
21:27 <@WRE> |bash 10499| rockin.
21:28 <@crythia1> interesting.
21:28 <@crythia1> !help
21:28 <@crythia1> !bash
21:28 <@WRE> |bash 10732| Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought 'Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that'
21:33 <@mdawg> !bash
21:33 <@WRE> |bash 26778| the moral of this story is: if you have no morals, go get yourself a 12 year old friend so you can fuck her after you drug her
21:34 <@crythia1> hrm.
21:34 <@crythia1> tasteless much?
21:35 <@mdawg> yeah.
21:35 <@mdawg> sry; not my fault.
21:35 <@mdawg> !bash
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| i hate sex.
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| because it isn't moral and christian
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| and its killing youth
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| and its the cause for many diseases
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| and so many people who are underage are having it
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah'
21:35 <@WRE> |bash 33616| i can't talk to you!
21:35 <@mdawg> they just get better and better.
21:35 <@crythia1> while your at it... fire missiles from an airplane running into a building.
21:36 <@mdawg> heh.
21:36 <@mdawg> speaking of which, I watched that whole video.
21:36 <@crythia1> and
21:36 <@mdawg> interesting.
21:37 <@crythia1> the flash couldn't possibly be the reflection of the plane against the windows...
21:37 <@mdawg> downloading the hires version now, to burn on a dvd for my dad.
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21:37 <@mdawg> who was onioncoder
21:37 <@crythia1> beats me.
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21:38 <@crythia1> the heck?
21:39 < macOnki> msnort, is that you lilo?
21:39 <@msnort> not lilo
21:39 < macOnki> k
21:39 <@crythia1> matthew.
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21:39 <@crythia1> oh... kay.
21:40 <@crythia1> !bash
21:40 <@WRE> |bash 35923| well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but it's really like alone
21:40 <@crythia1> the wha?
21:41 <@crythia1> BSG coming this week!
21:42 <@crythia1> !faq
21:43 <@msnort> GOOG8ME
21:50 <@crythia1> SPAMDLR
21:50 <@crythia1> SHOOTME
21:50 <@crythia1> SLOPOKE
21:51 <@msnort> RNMEOVER
21:51 <@msnort> LOVETAP
21:51 <@crythia1> RTBLNKR
21:51 <@crythia1> BLUHAIR
21:51 <@crythia1> LO RYDR
21:51 <@crythia1> LOWRYDR
21:52 <@msnort> PPLMOWR
21:52 <@crythia1> TRFCJAM
21:52 <@crythia1> LYT RNNR
21:53 <@msnort> SQUIRTS
21:53 <@crythia1> URAPIG
21:53 <@crythia1> SUPRMAN
21:53 <@crythia1> SPRMODL
21:53 <@msnort> TRAINWRK
21:54 <@msnort> HOMWRKR
21:54 <@msnort> ARBTN DR
21:54 <@msnort> ABRTN DR
21:54 <@crythia1> ?
21:54 <@crythia1> oh
21:54 <@crythia1> nasty
21:56 <@crythia1> CHM BUKT
21:56 <@msnort> as in, shark bait?
21:56 <@crythia1> yeah
21:56 <@msnort> k
21:58 <@crythia1> MLTG POT
21:58 <@msnort> RACIST
21:58 <@msnort> HOMOFOBE
21:59 <@msnort> GENOCIDAL
21:59 <@crythia1> WHITEY
22:00 <@msnort> HARPO H8R
22:01 <@crythia1> LAME TAG
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22:06 <@crythias> that was tedious.
22:10 <@crythias> DSFNXNL
22:11 <@crythias> USEWBGUI
22:21 <@msnort> EXECUTOR
22:28 < macOnki> IRCGEEKS
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22:38 < macOnki> hi len
22:38 < lenthamen> hey Hans
22:38 < macOnki> lenthamen, I just tested it, no problem on osx
22:38 < lenthamen> ok. So most likely its only freebsd that has this issue.
22:39 < macOnki> you could try to test it on openbsd
22:39 < lenthamen> btw I've tested it with mod_perl1 too, and same story.
22:39 < macOnki> I used to crash the terena server every 3 days
22:39 < lenthamen> with webgui ?
22:40 < macOnki> no, but it used mod_perl too
22:40 < macOnki> and mysql
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22:41 < macOnki> is mod_perl threaded?
22:41 < lenthamen> ah ok. Well, now I know that I shouldn't graceful restart apache on freebsd, I can keep memory usage under control, no problem with that anymore.
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22:42 < lenthamen> Before a apache crached like every 2 months.
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22:42 < macOnki> I know that openbsd had a simular problem when using mod_php and apache
22:42 < lenthamen> you can choose to compile perl / mod_perl threaded or not.
22:42 < macOnki> The solution was to switch to Linux :-)
22:43 < lenthamen> I might do that to, but that's not an easy one for us. Well, actually it is easy, it just take a week to reinstall all the boxes.
22:44 < lenthamen> But I kinda like FreeBSD :)
22:44 < macOnki> how many machines should you migrate in that case?
22:44 < lenthamen> We have 2 boxes running WebGUI
22:45 < lenthamen> But in total 16 systems
22:45 <@msnort_afk> SMPx8?
22:45 < lenthamen> dual Xeon's I believe.
22:46 < lenthamen> no, we have 2x Squid, 2x Firewall, 2x static content, 2x mysql, etc.
22:46 < lenthamen> so if I move to another platform I likely migrate them all.
22:48 < macOnki> lenthamen, are the mysql machines replicated?
22:48 < lenthamen> macOnki: Good to know that macOs doesn't have that probem though :)
22:48 < lenthamen> yep, master -> slave.
22:48 < macOnki> nice
22:48 < lenthamen> webgui has buildin support to read from multiple slaves.
22:48 < lenthamen> that works fine.
22:49 < lenthamen> Although I got a problem once the slave was like 6 hours out of sync with the master.
22:50 < macOnki> hmm, I must test it too one day
22:50 < lenthamen> I believe, since webgui is using guids for all id's
22:50 < lenthamen> you could run mysql in Master <-> Master replication mode
22:50 < macOnki> yes, I know
22:51 < lenthamen> macOnki: I'm talking English to you like a lunatic while you live like 10 minutes from here, I heard :)
22:52 < macOnki> yes, indeed :-)
22:52 < macOnki> but I do not mind, was an op on #php for 5 years
22:52 < macOnki> and this way the rest of the channel can understand what we are talking about too
22:52 < macOnki> :-)
22:52 < lenthamen> Ok. Are you using php5 yet ?
22:53 < macOnki> I've started the first tests here, not using it very much yet
22:53 < macOnki> together with mysql 5.x
22:54 < macOnki> but the latest version might be worth a good try, is seems to have good pdo support
22:55 < lenthamen> I'm not using php that much. I'm going to dig into mysql 5 first.
22:56 < macOnki> brb
23:03 <@crythias> SVNLTRS
23:04 <@msnort_afk> ABBRH8R
23:05 <@snapcount> SACDRIP
23:05 <@crythias> NASLDRP
23:06 <@crythias> COF A LNG
23:06 <@crythias> BWLMVMT
23:09 <@msnort_afk> terrible.
23:09 <@msnort_afk> bbl.
23:13 < macOnki> lenthamen, if you have specific mysql questions then #mysql on freenode is a good channel, some of their developers are helping out there
23:15 < lenthamen> ok, don't need it right now, but good to know.
23:17 < macOnki> lenthamen, b.t.w. where do you live in Zeewolde? Our house is on the Laak
23:26 < lenthamen> Almereweg
23:26 < macOnki> that is only 5 minutes :-)
23:27 <@msnort_afk> go have a beer.
23:27 < macOnki> yeah, maybe next time when he is visiting his old friends on a friday afternoon :-)
23:27 < lenthamen> I'm planning to do that for a long time
23:28 < macOnki> you did it a few months ago, but I left the office at 3 p.m.
23:28 < macOnki> lenthamen, did you know that Anouchka left Piramide too?
23:29 < lenthamen> That beer was a good idea btw, I'm going to get one right now.
23:29 < lenthamen> Yeah I heard that
23:29 < lenthamen> Do you have sufficient Linux / php work ?
23:29 < macOnki> mwoah
23:29 < lenthamen> hehe
23:29 <@msnort_afk> mwoah?
23:29 < macOnki> there isn't a lot of php work there
23:30 < lenthamen> .NET is all that matters
23:30 < macOnki> I took a few Oracle classes
23:30 < macOnki> and I'm busy hacking webgui :-)
23:31 < lenthamen> yeah that's a good thing to do :) I'm thinking about taking the mysql 5 exams.
23:31 < macOnki> msnort_afk, mwoah is simular to 'not very much'
23:31 < lenthamen> yeah
23:32 < macOnki> they seem to be good yes
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23:33 < macOnki> there we go, dvd number 8
23:34 < macOnki> brb
23:34 < lenthamen> You sold 8 illegal dvd copies ? :)
23:36 <@msnort_notAFK> copies of what.
23:39 < macOnki> lenthamen, no, I am the backup dude for the rest of the guys :-)
23:40 < macOnki> we all keep backups so we will not loose any data :-)
23:42 < macOnki> and no, we do not sell any illegal data
23:42 < lenthamen> You know, from the time I worked @ piramide I still have so much dvd copies left that I don't have the time to watch them all.
23:42 < macOnki> haha
23:43 < macOnki> I already have that problem
23:43 * lenthamen has 55 holiday hours left from last year.
23:44 < macOnki> hmm, tomorrow will be a fun day, another windows worm will try to hit the email servers
23:45 * msnort_notAFK runs an email filtering service.
23:45 < macOnki> sober number 123423345345346456456E34543563456456
23:46 < macOnki> msnort_notAFK, I run a blacklist, dns based
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23:52 < macOnki> hmm, I almost need to order a new spindle, bah
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23:56 < macOnki> lenthamen, did you already move primaat.com?
23:57 < slim_shady> not yet.
23:57 < macOnki> you still need the database dump?
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23:57 < slim_shady> you mean of the webgui site ? Nah, don't need it.
23:58 < macOnki> it's still available if you want it, just let us know if we can delete it
23:58 < slim_shady> ok, I do need to move over the dvd database
23:58 < macOnki> it is still available I think
23:58 <@snapcount> phobia
23:58 <@snapcount> what's up man
23:59 < phobia> not much, just got home from the dungeon
23:59 <@snapcount> did you come to teach our bot new tricks
23:59 <@snapcount> ?
23:59 <@snapcount> hehe
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00:00 < phobia> maybe I can get that weather script working later tonight
00:00 <@snapcount> that would be cool
00:00 < macOnki> !weather zeewolde :-)
00:01 < phobia> I might be upgrading that box from sarge to etch at some point, hopefully it doesn't break too badly...
00:01 <@snapcount> heh
00:01 <@snapcount> we were discussing interactive apocalypses yesterday
00:02 <@snapcount> you should've been here for that
00:02 < phobia> heh
00:03 * slim_shady doesn't need apocalypses. A stable core would make him happy.
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00:44 < slim_shady> Guys my bottle of beer is finished.
00:44 <@snapcount> uh oh
00:44 <@snapcount> kernel panic
00:44 < slim_shady> Guess it's time to sleep...
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00:45 < macOnki> snapcount, what are you doing? running a 2.8 kernel? :-)
00:45 < macOnki> hi rizen
00:45 < macOnki> sw slim_shady
00:45 <@rizen> !bang
00:46 <@rizen> howdy
00:46 <@snapcount> !bofh
00:46 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: The UPS is on strike.
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00:47 < slim_shady> ttyl guys
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00:51 <@crythias> !bofh
00:51 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: It's stuck in the Web.
00:51 <@crythias> !bash
00:51 <@WRE> |bash 36180| (Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night
00:51 <@WRE> |bash 36180| (Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such vigorous work.
00:51 <@crythias> I must. stop. this.
00:52 <@crythias> KRNL PNC
00:54 < phobia> who is this kernel panic, and what has he done to my keyboard?!
00:55 <@crythias> Who is General Protection and why is it his fault?
00:55 < phobia> if you choose 'british english' at install time, does it say "colonel panic" instead?
00:57 < phobia> I think hacking the kernel to make it say "JIHAD!" would be the ultimate
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01:00 <@crythias> !bofh
01:00 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: The CPU has shifted, and become decentralized.
01:01 < phobia> anarchy!
01:01 <@crythias> no kidding.
01:01 <@crythias> I didn't vote for that to happen.
01:01 < phobia> heh
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01:01 < phobia> I voted for chaos and all I got was this burning T-Shirt
01:02 <@crythias> yeah but you had to wait until all the votes were counted... and every person had to vote, or else it wasn't fair?
01:03 < phobia> the z-axis of the fractal got screwed by hanging chads
01:03 <@crythias> hrm. but you can't force everyone to vote... but those who don't vote are being plagued by the will of the majority...
01:04 < phobia> ...and therefore must be eliminated
01:04 < phobia> :>
01:05 <@crythias> hrm. are we talking about pure democracy anarchy or libertarian anarchy?
01:06 < phobia> I was thinking like, David Banner after too many gamma-rays anarchy :)
01:06 <@crythias> you wouldn't like me if I'm angry anarchy?
01:07 < phobia> maybe more of a Homer Simpson type of anarchy...
01:07 < phobia> where everyone is just lazy and stupid to a fault
01:07 < phobia> oh wait...
01:07 <@crythias> That's socialism.
01:08 < phobia> bwaha
01:08 < phobia> that sounds like the voice of an American if I've ever heard it!
01:08 < phobia> florida...
01:08 < phobia> sunny florida...
01:08 <@crythias> achieve the lowest job that pays the same.
01:09 < phobia> safe under the ever watchfull eye of Mr. Jeb
01:10 <@crythias> Best doctors insurance can buy.
01:10 < phobia> heh
01:12 < phobia> have you seen 'Loose Change'?
01:13 <@crythias> nope
01:13 < phobia> your gubbnahr probably won't like it, but you should check it out
01:13 < phobia> http://ts.searching.com/download.asp?id=497426
01:13 <@crythias> because it's full of fun stuff like missiles on an airplane.
01:14 < phobia> yah, and fun stuff like theft on the scale of hundreds of billions of dollars
01:15 < phobia> professional building demolitions, things of that nature
01:15 <@crythias> stupid idea.
01:15 < phobia> it's like hollywood, but without the sex
01:15 <@crythias> see, aparently the terrorists already tried to bomb the WTC. it wouldn't be unlikely to think that they'd try again.
01:16 < phobia> yah in 1993
01:16 < phobia> I think it was...
01:16 <@crythias> but gee... who'd know it if there were professional demolition teams in your building.
01:16 < phobia> slight difference though, that was a rather uncomplex and ineffective truck-bomb which was made using commonly-available materials...
01:16 < macOnki> night all
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01:17 < phobia> professional demolition with high-powered and precisely engineered and placed explosives on the other hand
01:17 <@crythias> where placed?
01:19 <@crythias> on the exact floor of the place the airplanes crashed?
01:20 < phobia> no...
01:20 < phobia> watch the video, that part is right at the beginning
01:20 < phobia> there were explosives placed along the vertical axis of both buildings, you can see the timed checkerboard explosions on the collapse videos
01:21 < phobia> they were also reported by CNN, ABC, etc. on the day that it happened
01:21 < phobia> as were the secondary explosions in the pentagon...
01:23 <@crythias> pressure of collapsing floors don't explode the windows?
01:23 < phobia> not these explosions...
01:23 < phobia> all the witnesses that escaped with their lives including firemen said that they heard the explosions above them
01:24 < phobia> the official explanation given to them was that it was gas canisters being stored in all the kitchens...
01:24 < phobia> which is beyond absurd
01:24 <@crythias> there was a lot of noise.
01:24 < phobia> also, jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough even with continuous supply to actually melt steel even in the slightest
01:24 < phobia> when those planes hit, all of their fuel was consumed within a few minutes
01:24 <@crythias> yes. I heard that.
01:25 <@crythias> but that didn't mean the fire didn't stop burning.
01:25 < phobia> there are exaples in the video of DOZENS of big buildings that burned for up to 24 hours without collapsing
01:25 <@crythias> yes, yes,
01:25 < phobia> in some cases spanning 30+ floors, and reaching the roof
01:25 < phobia> in one case, the roof & top floors collapsed, and the rest held...
01:25 < phobia> all built to far less a standard than those towers were
01:25 <@crythias> I don't suppose the extra weight of an airplane had anything to do with it, nor airpressure.
01:25 < phobia> also multiple examples of large plane crashes into buildings, and none ever fell
01:26 < phobia> the weight of the airplane? :)
01:26 < phobia> here's the KILLER fact
01:26 < phobia> the time it takes for the collapse to happen, it is measured in the videos
01:26 < phobia> and it is freefall speed
01:26 <@crythias> so.
01:27 < phobia> if it was actually a collapse, and not a demolition, there would have been resistance, and it would have taken much longer
01:27 < phobia> not to mention that they wouldn't have fallen straight down
01:27 < phobia> but even assuming that was a fluke, TWICE
01:27 < phobia> the free-fall speed gives it away beyond any question whatsoever
01:27 <@crythias> really.
01:27 < phobia> anyway I can't lay the facts and questions out as well as this documentary does...
01:28 <@crythias> because what would prevent 1/3rd of the towers from collapsing anything below it?
01:28 < phobia> so check it out and see what you think for yourself
01:28 < phobia> I don't understand your question
01:29 <@crythias> you have the weight of 1/3 of the trade center coming down. you claim resistance.
01:29 < phobia> the towers are constructed of vertical steel+concrete columns, had just the top portion collapsed because of the plane fire, the floors underneath would EACH have offered resistance to the top coming down
01:29 <@crythias> once the first floor collapses, it's all inertia.
01:29 < phobia> it would cumulatively get faster as the weight increased from each floor crashing down
01:30 < phobia> but there is NO resistance, because the floors are demolished from the top down by explosives
01:30 <@crythias> yes.
01:30 < phobia> the roof just falls as if nothing is in the way
01:30 <@crythias> it's called acceleration...
01:30 < phobia> no dude
01:30 < phobia> there is NO example of this in any other collapse ever.
01:30 <@crythias> gravity is m/s^2
01:31 < phobia> yes they use newton's formula in the documentary
01:31 <@crythias> http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/green/loose_change.html
01:31 <@crythias> for you :)
01:32 <@crythias> and, WTC7 had debris fall on it.
01:33 < phobia> hahah my goodness
01:33 < phobia> well
01:33 < phobia> reading these "debunks" at the end just makes me laugh
01:33 <@crythias> ok.
01:33 < phobia> esp this one: 4) Mr. Avery makes much effort to prove that UA77 did not bounce off the Pentagon lawn. He even shows photos of other plane crashes that bounced off the ground and what they look like. The film gives no idea why this is relevant to anyone except, perhaps, the Pentagon gardener.
01:34 < phobia> it's relevant because it is YET ANOTHER piece of evidence that no airplane crash happened there...
01:34 <@crythias> um.
01:34 < phobia> as *all* the eye witnesses were saying the day that it happened, btw
01:34 <@crythias> I'm certain there were no lawn skidmarks in WTC! and 2...
01:34 < phobia> yes because they impacted several hundred feet above ground...
01:35 <@crythias> 20 feet, several hundred feet... why does the lawn matter?
01:36 * phobia blinks in dismay
01:37 <@crythias> Was the official word that the plane bounced into the building?
01:42 <@crythias> OK, easier question: Did Loose Change say that the official word was that the plane bounced?
01:42 <@crythias> Or is it just because a plane didn't bounce, it didn't crash?
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01:45 <@crythias> lovely
01:45 <@crythias> gaim dumped core
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02:51 <@crythias> heh
02:51 <@crythias> I think I irritated phobia
02:52 <@crythias> 2MUCHTV
02:53 <@msnort> !bash
02:53 <@WRE> |bash 37780| I'm fuckable! I deserve bling!
02:53 <@msnort> !bash
02:53 <@WRE> |bash 37996| redhat 8 can't decide if a rpm is installed or not
02:53 <@WRE> |bash 37996| Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.
02:53 <@msnort> !bash
02:53 <@WRE> |bash 41326| ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my bedpost
02:53 <@msnort> !bash
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> so
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D)
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> p is pi
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk
02:54 <@WRE> |bash 42391| <@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is
02:55 <@crythias> somehow... talking more is actually worth it?
02:55 <@msnort> !bash
02:55 <@WRE> |bash 47588| Ibekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just sitting on your couch
02:55 <@WRE> |bash 47588| Keli_86: right..i completely agree with you
02:55 <@WRE> |bash 47588| Ibekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way to meet new friends and just see
02:55 <@WRE> |bash 47588| Keli_86: you couldnt have put it any better
02:55 <@WRE> |bash 47588| Ibekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back on?
02:56 <@crythias> oh.
02:56 <@msnort> !bash
02:56 <@WRE> |bash 50158| wow this room is full of losers
02:56 <@crythias> bad math.
02:56 <@WRE> |bash 50158| rising, your on IRC....
02:56 <@crythias> !bofh
02:56 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Sand fleas eating the Internet cables
02:56 <@msnort> !bash
02:56 <@WRE> |bash 51590| Annie will you marry me?
02:56 <@WRE> |bash 51590| I don't care what gender you are!
02:56 <@WRE> |bash 51590| <|Annie|> shizz
02:57 <@WRE> |bash 51590| I'm Greek
02:57 <@WRE> |bash 51590| <|Annie|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in here
02:57 <@WRE> |bash 51590| <|Annie|> I'll get back to you k ._.
02:57 <@WRE> |bash 51590| It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious in your nick
02:57 <@WRE> |bash 51590| yes but the others would freak out if you turned out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard
02:57 <@crythias> Bernard is a great Girl's name.
02:57 <@msnort> my 6th college roommate's name is Bernie
02:58 <@msnort> he went/goes by Bo, however.
02:58 <@crythias> because you've been to 6 colleges?
02:58 <@crythias> :)
02:58 <@msnort> no
02:58 <@msnort> 1st/main college.
02:58 <@crythias> I couldn't keep roommates. Too messy.
02:58 <@msnort> yeah. roommates are hard to clean up after.
02:58 <@msnort> making like a baby and heading out...
02:59 <@crythias> especially when there hair keeps getting stuck on your tire iron.
02:59 <@crythias> their
02:59 <@msnort> the babies' hair?
02:59 <@crythias> roommates
02:59 <@msnort> your roommates were babies?
03:00 <@crythias> roommates are hard to clean up after, especially when their hair keeps getting stuck on your tire iron.
03:00 <@msnort> why do you keep a tire iron on the bathroom floor.
03:00 <@crythias> who said anything about a bathroom floor?
03:01 <@msnort> oh. never mind.
03:01 <@msnort> anywayz
03:01 <@msnort> newaz
03:01 <@crythias> GOT2GO
03:01 <@msnort> BEBACKL
03:01 <@crythias> B BAK L8R'
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05:00 -!- mode/#webgui [+o rizen] by xdanger
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05:11 <@crythias> !bofh
05:11 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: The hardware bus needs a new token.
05:12 <@finkTurd_bbl> thought you left crythias
05:12 -!- finkTurd_bbl is now known as funkTired
05:12 < snapcount> I thought you both left
05:12 <@crythias> yeah
05:13 < snapcount> you know we're *really* dorks when we can be found here and rizen is not
05:13 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI Discussion | http://www.plainblack.com | http://www.gwy2.org/cgi-bin/fom
05:14 <@funkTired> http://www.plainblack.com/webgui/campaigns/people
05:14 <@crythias> and why would this be any differnt than http://www.plainblack.com/discuss ?
05:15 < snapcount> dude
05:16 < snapcount> it's so weird how you get an idea of what someone will look like before you actually know
05:16 <@funkTired> crythias: why and how didn't I/we immediately drive you away from webgui back when you first tried it out.
05:16 < snapcount> like based on their name and personality
05:16 < snapcount> and then are completely shocked when you see their pic
05:16 <@funkTired> yeah, like my pic on aim :p
05:17 <@funkTired> i always knew what gerald looked like.
05:17 <@funkTired> he always had his avatar/signature.
05:17 <@funkTired> i was surprised by colin.
05:17 <@crythias> heh
05:18 < snapcount> yeah... I pictured colin as that guy from who's line is it anyways
05:18 < snapcount> the semi-bald one with blond hair
05:18 < snapcount> don't know why
05:18 <@crythias> I was there before you, Matt. barely.
05:18 <@funkTired> nuh uh :p
05:18 <@funkTired> b/c i bought paid support in august 04
05:18 <@crythias> oh
05:19 <@crythias> ok.
05:19 <@funkTired> i was quiet though.
05:19 <@funkTired> until Oct/Nov
05:19 <@crythias> yeah.
05:19 <@crythias> my first post was some probs upgrading 5.x -> 6.x
05:19 <@crythias> then I dumped and restarted under 6.2.7
05:20 <@funkTired> prob. at someone's (like me) insistence.
05:20 <@crythias> Think it was Len.
05:20 <@crythias> I had so many issues with FreeBSD that I *HAD* to make the FAQ
05:21 <@crythias> hrm.
05:21 <@funkTired> BNSD
05:22 <@crythias> I don't know why Matt and I got along.
05:22 < snapcount> FREEBSD
05:22 <@funkTired> berkeley non-standard distribution.
05:22 < snapcount> LNX LVR
05:22 < snapcount> PENGUIN
05:22 <@crythias> TUX RACR
05:22 <@funkTired> crythias: snapcount is like 2 days behind us.
05:22 < snapcount> TUX FKR
05:22 <@funkTired> pretty soon he'll start to degenerate.
05:22 < snapcount> yeah yeah
05:23 <@funkTired> all of my plates have turned deviant.
05:23 < snapcount> I'm like a borg
05:23 <@crythias> LATE .
05:23 < snapcount> plug my ass in
05:23 < snapcount> and I'll reboot
05:23 < snapcount> re-assemilate
05:23 <@crythias> hee
05:23 <@funkTired> BORGBUTT
05:24 < snapcount> All your planets are belong to us
05:24 <@crythias> BRG PMPL
05:24 <@crythias> PUS MNGR
05:24 < snapcount> SALADTSR
05:25 <@funkTired> PMPLPOPR
05:25 <@crythias> PUSLIKR
05:25 <@funkTired> liker or licker
05:25 < snapcount> ASSCRM
05:25 <@crythias> MUNGE
05:25 <@funkTired> !REGEXP!
05:25 <@crythias> C DOS RUN
05:25 < snapcount> ASSMNKY
05:26 <@funkTired> hey.
05:26 <@funkTired> I bet with the three of us here we could crank through the open bugs....?
05:26 < snapcount> so based on recent conversations... I guess none of this will make the dev list
05:26 <@funkTired> heh.
05:26 <@crythias> RED SHRT
05:26 < snapcount> sorry dude... I'm still writing a SOW
05:26 < snapcount> that sux my ass
05:26 <@funkTired> FATAL1TY
05:27 <@funkTired> sow = female pig?
05:27 <@crythias> DEADMAN
05:27 <@funkTired> or statement of work
05:27 < snapcount> yes
05:27 <@funkTired> ah; both.
05:27 < snapcount> SOW == Statement of Work"
05:27 < snapcount> err
05:28 < snapcount> SOW == "Statement of Work" || "female pig"
05:28 < snapcount> evaluates to true
05:28 <@funkTired> SOW == "Statement of Work" || SOW == "female pig"
05:29 <@crythias> GET OVR HR
05:29 < snapcount> that would evaluate to 1 || 0
05:29 < snapcount> which still evaluates
05:29 < snapcount> to 1
05:29 < snapcount> but that should answer your question
05:29 <@funkTired> == has precedence over ||
05:29 < snapcount> yeah
05:30 < snapcount> 1 || 0
05:30 <@funkTired> 1 || 1
05:30 < snapcount> no
05:30 <@funkTired> "female pig" is always 1
05:30 < snapcount> sow != female pig in my universe
05:30 < snapcount> just statement of work
05:30 < snapcount> but you have a valid argument in a parallel dimension
05:30 < snapcount> some call it earth
05:30 <@funkTired> but your expression is equiv to if((SOW == "Statement of Work") || ("female pig"))
05:31 < snapcount> no
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05:31 < snapcount> my expression is equiv to if((SOW == "Statement of Work") || 0
05:31 < snapcount> because the ==
05:31 < snapcount> can never be true
05:31 < snapcount> in my world
05:31 <@funkTired> newayz.
05:31 < snapcount> lol
05:31 < RingLeadeR> Is this the OpenCMS fan club channel?
05:31 <@funkTired> welcome RingLeadeR
05:32 < snapcount> something like that
05:32 < RingLeadeR> :)
05:32 <@funkTired> uh, if by OpenCMS, you mean WebGUI
05:32 -!- RingLeadeR is now known as ParkerOne
05:32 < snapcount> dude
05:32 < snapcount> good thing you changed your nick
05:32 <@funkTired> you would've been reamed.
05:32 < snapcount> we were about to lay the smack down
05:33 * funkTired claps his hands gleefully
05:33 < ParkerOne> heh irc warz... so 1996ish
05:33 < snapcount> the good ol' days
05:34 < snapcount> BUTBOOM
05:35 < snapcount> VOTECTR (FL Tag)
05:35 <@crythias> NEAR MRS
05:35 < snapcount> nice
05:35 < snapcount> I like that one
05:36 <@funkTired> crythias: say the one about the face
05:36 <@crythias> sigh
05:36 <@crythias> I MR FACE
05:36 < snapcount> PKTSNIFR
05:36 < snapcount> haha
05:36 <@funkTired> RONGHOL
05:36 < snapcount> GOT HAIR
05:36 <@crythias> TOE SUKR
05:37 < snapcount> (comes after I MR FACE)
05:37 <@funkTired> uh
05:37 <@funkTired> double entendre there snapcount
05:37 < snapcount> what
05:37 <@funkTired> n/m
05:38 <@funkTired> WKIPEED
05:38 * snapcount googles entendre to un-dumb himself
05:38 < snapcount> ok
05:39 < snapcount> I defend the double entendre status of my plate
05:39 < snapcount> it can be read as a question for bald people
05:39 <@funkTired> I meant your parenthetical.
05:39 <@crythias> yeah no doubt.
05:40 <@crythias> just caught it.
05:40 <@funkTired> HAIRLESS
05:40 <@crythias> a bit slow
05:40 <@funkTired> SHAVEN
05:40 <@crythias> but... wouldn't it be before?
05:40 < snapcount> could be
05:41 < snapcount> which increases it's comedic value
05:41 <@crythias> yeah.
05:41 <@crythias> GOT HAIT
05:41 <@funkTired> for the irc log trollers
05:41 <@crythias> or hair.
05:42 < snapcount> I could really go for a big ass bowl of fruit loops right now
05:42 <@funkTired> ugh.
05:42 <@funkTired> BULEMIC
05:42 < snapcount> UPCHKR
05:42 <@crythias> LV LOHAN
05:43 <@crythias> MOR PZZA
05:43 -!- mode/#webgui [+o ParkerOne] by funkTired
05:43 < snapcount> Hey WRE... you big sack of crap
05:44 <@funkTired> DEOPME
05:44 < snapcount> If I'm cool... make me an op
05:44 < snapcount> ummkay?
05:44 <@crythias> MLTD CHZ
05:44 -!- mode/#webgui [+o snapcount] by WRE
05:44 <@funkTired> okay, new rule
05:44 <@ParkerOne> i think you need to script wre with all of the WebGUI Done Right Information
05:44 <@funkTired> you have to describe the vehicle that the plate is on.
05:45 <@funkTired> model/color is enough.
05:45 <@snapcount> VIAGRA1 -- JT's pinto
05:45 <@snapcount> baby blue
05:45 <@crythias> LOKDKYZ blonde's convertible.
05:46 <@ParkerOne> Who is Snapcount?
05:46 <@snapcount> EXPLRER -- Proctologists SUV
05:46 <@funkTired> SPLNKR
05:47 <@funkTired> oops I broke my own rule.
05:47 <@WRE> snapcount is the coolest guy I've ever known
05:47 <@funkTired> !bash
05:47 <@snapcount> hehe
05:47 <@WRE> !bash: no results found for search
05:47 <@ParkerOne> wre does talk.. lol
05:47 <@snapcount> that's cheating
05:47 <@snapcount> wre is my bitch
05:47 <@funkTired> !bash
05:47 <@WRE> |bash 60904| Also:the bottom ones [on bash.org] are some of the best
05:47 <@WRE> |bash 60904| They're all about niggers
05:47 <@WRE> |bash 60904| Niggers = funny
05:47 <@WRE> |bash 60904| Not if you have to be in smelling distance
05:47 <@crythias> hrm.
05:48 <@funkTired> !bash
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 61227| TCP/IP illustrated needs a swimsuit issue
05:48 <@funkTired> !bash 345223
05:48 <@snapcount> !bofh
05:48 <@WRE> !bash: quote not found
05:48 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time. Namely none allowed....
05:48 <@funkTired> !bash 3221
05:48 <@WRE> |bash| anyone here have a commercial pilot license?
05:48 <@WRE> |bash| semente: do you have any idea how many fbi 'carnivore' systems you just set off
05:48 <@WRE> |bash| blazemore: oh.. I forgot to add airline
05:48 <@funkTired> !bash 911
05:48 <@ParkerOne> heh
05:48 <@WRE> |bash| FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX
05:49 <@funkTired> !bash 1024
05:49 <@WRE> !bash: quote not found
05:49 <@funkTired> !bash 128
05:49 <@WRE> !bash: quote not found
05:49 <@snapcount> !horiscope aquarius
05:49 <@funkTired> !horoscope gemini
05:49 <@WRE> Gemini; There's nothing like seeing someone else's inspired artistic expression to light a fire under your own creative endeavors. Rather than being jealous, you start to think of new ways to address your projects.
05:49 <@snapcount> did I spell it wrong
05:49 * snapcount recognizes himself as a lame ass
05:50 <@snapcount> bad spelers of the world untie
05:50 <@snapcount> well that was fun
05:50 <@ParkerOne> Hey snap, what do you do for a living?
05:50 <@funkTired> !bash 9834
05:50 <@WRE> !bash: quote not found
05:51 <@snapcount> well
05:51 <@snapcount> I used to own Ocean View Web Creations
05:51 <@snapcount> now I work for PB
05:51 <@snapcount> for the past couple of hours anyways
05:51 * funkTired allows the world to rejoice with him.
05:52 <@ParkerOne> coolio, PB is a growing
05:52 <@snapcount> yep
05:52 <@snapcount> I'm a tumor
05:52 <@snapcount> hehe
05:52 <@snapcount> j/k
05:52 <@funkTired> don't 'replicate' near me.
05:52 <@crythias> !bash 24431
05:52 <@WRE> !bash: quote not found
05:52 <@funkTired> bash 8853
05:52 <@crythias> !bash 244321
05:53 <@WRE> !bash: quote has too many lines to display in public channel (max 12, quote has 17): sending as privmsg instead
05:53 <@funkTired> !bash 8853
05:53 <@crythias> !bash 99835
05:53 <@WRE> |bash| Hey, you know what sucks?
05:53 <@WRE> |bash| vaccuums
05:53 <@WRE> |bash| Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
05:53 <@WRE> |bash| black holes
05:53 <@WRE> |bash| Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
05:53 <@WRE> |bash| lava?
05:54 <@crythias> !bash 4753
05:54 <@WRE> |bash| The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
05:54 <@funkTired> amen.
05:54 <@snapcount> fuck yeah
05:54 <@snapcount> hrmm
05:55 <@funkTired> |bash| (comes after I MR FACE)
05:55 <@snapcount> I wonder if WRE finished his metorology degree yet
05:55 <@snapcount> .wx 32117
05:55 <@funkTired> rename WRE to WRECK
05:55 <@snapcount> I'm bored
05:56 <@funkTired> finish your sow.
05:56 <@crythias> !bash 23601
05:56 <@WRE> |bash| what should I give sister for unzipping?
05:56 <@WRE> |bash| Um. Ten bucks?
05:56 <@WRE> |bash| no I mean like, WinZip?
05:56 <@snapcount> he better learn new tricks or I'll kill -9 his ass
05:57 <@funkTired> One of the earliest examples of double entendre in American culture was the late 19th-century vaudeville act, the Barrison Sisters. They danced, raising their skirts slightly and asking the audience: "Would you like to see my pussy?" After an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing live kittens secured over their crotches.
05:57 * snapcount reflects on this priceless snippet of wisdom
05:58 <@funkTired> somehow I doubt that was really one of the earliest examples of double entendre in American culture.
05:58 <@snapcount> yeah
05:58 <@ParkerOne> snap what are you going to be doing at PB?
05:58 <@funkTired> more like someone trying to put jokes in wikipedia
05:58 <@ParkerOne> matt you should be watching this game btw..
05:58 <@snapcount> I'm supposed to be JT's mini-me
05:59 <@ParkerOne> oh really? heh.. that ought to be interesting
05:59 <@crythias> !bash 330261
05:59 <@WRE> |bash| d-_-b
05:59 <@WRE> |bash| how u make that inverted b?
05:59 <@WRE> |bash| wait
05:59 <@WRE> |bash| never mind
05:59 <@snapcount> fund a feature dev, bugs, server admin
05:59 <@snapcount> some core stuff here and there
05:59 <@ParkerOne> awesome.. the more devs the better
05:59 <@snapcount> a little bit of everything I guess like everyone else on staff
05:59 <@ParkerOne> since matt keeps messing everything up
05:59 <@crythias> who's kill -9?
06:00 <@ParkerOne> er i mean...
06:00 <@ParkerOne> hehe
06:00 <@funkTired> i'm such a f-up.
06:00 <@ParkerOne> yeah right.. you've saved my ass plenty-o-times
06:01 <@crythias> FMLY GUY - pink yugo
06:02 <@funkTired> STMRLR - delorean (whatever color unpainted brushed stainless steel is)
06:03 <@funkTired> weird.
06:03 <@funkTired> I have the latest leaked Vista build running in a vmware vm.
06:04 <@funkTired> and the latest leaked Office 12 build runs 10x faster in there than it does in my native XP.
06:04 <@crythias> Vaporware
06:04 <@funkTired> dead serious.
06:05 <@crythias> yes. and I'm not?
06:05 <@funkTired> oh; yeah.
06:05 <@funkTired> final release, yeah.
06:05 * funkTired deals a round of cards.
06:06 * funkTired kicks WRE
06:06 <@funkTired> &kick WRE
06:07 * funkTired suffers from ennui
06:07 * funkTired tires of seeing * funkTired in purple.
06:07 * funkTired enjoys referring to himself in the third person, to himself.
06:07 -!- funkTired was kicked from #WebGUI by WRE [request]
06:08 <@snapcount> oops
06:08 -!- funkTired [i=user@CPE-65-31-211-163.kc.res.rr.com] has joined #webgui
06:08 -!- mode/#webgui [+o funkTired] by xdanger
06:08 -!- WRE was kicked from #webgui by funkTired [Kick]
06:08 -!- WRE [n=gooey@66-46-142-242.amtelecom.net] has joined #WebGUI
06:08 <@funkTired> ahah. WRE can't op himself.
06:09 <@funkTired> mruhaha.
06:09 -!- mode/#webgui [+o WRE] by snapcount
06:09 <@snapcount> yeah
06:09 <@snapcount> he still suxorz
06:09 <@snapcount> he will become more powerful
06:09 <@funkTired> than I can possibly imagine?
06:09 <@snapcount> maybe
06:10 <@snapcount> what kind of bot is xdanger?
06:10 <@funkTired> dunno
06:10 <@snapcount> who's bot is it?
06:11 <@snapcount> hrmmm
06:11 <@snapcount> must be a SPY!
06:11 <@funkTired> it's onki's.
06:12 <@snapcount> cool
06:12 <@snapcount> a dutch bot
06:12 <@snapcount> I guess WRE is Canadian technically
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06:17 <@snapcount> grrr
06:18 <@funkTired> ?
06:18 <@snapcount> I want some fruit loops
06:18 <@snapcount> I'm out
06:18 <@funkTired> froot loops
06:18 <@funkTired> yeah, i'm a jerk.
06:18 * snapcount scratches his head
06:19 <@funkTired> i was correcting your spelling.
06:19 <@snapcount> is that how you spell it?
06:19 <@snapcount> froot
06:19 <@funkTired> yeah, on the box, I think.
06:19 <@snapcount> damn
06:19 <@snapcount> you're right
06:19 <@snapcount> I never noticed that before
06:19 <@funkTired> http://www.frootloops.com/
06:19 <@ParkerOne> no way.. seriously
06:20 <@funkTired> takes one (froot loop) to know one (froot loop)
06:20 <@snapcount> wow
06:20 <@snapcount> the pre-loader is pretty cool
06:20 <@ParkerOne> wow damn... that's a hella good trivia question
06:21 <@funkTired> WRE: evolve ability trivia
06:21 * snapcount plays froot ahoy game
06:22 <@snapcount> LOL
06:22 * funkTired ROTFL
06:22 <@snapcount> I just got a 1000 fruity points
06:22 <@funkTired> I just created my very own treasure map with the fruity delight of Froot Loops(r)
06:24 <@snapcount> !seen rizen
06:24 <@WRE> rizen (n=rizen@c-67-184-239-85.hsd1.il.comcast.net) was last seen parting #WebGUI 1 hour, 23 minutes ago stating "{}".
06:24 <@funkTired> !seen boss
06:24 <@WRE> funkTired, I don't remember seeing boss.
06:24 <@funkTired> ok, enough trolling.... off to bed.
06:24 <@snapcount> !seen my_ass
06:24 <@WRE> snapcount, I don't remember seeing my_ass.
06:24 <@ParkerOne> cya funk
06:25 <@snapcount> later
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06:25 <@ParkerOne> i gotta go fix some client crap.. yay.. talk at you guys later
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06:25 <@frootLoop> hey, frootLoop isn't taken.
06:26 <@snapcount> are you really surprised by that
06:26 <@frootLoop> i guess
06:26 <@snapcount> I imagine flames would come a plenty
06:29 <@crythias> grr
06:29 <@crythias> "Get yours for a fraction of the price"
06:30 <@frootLoop> wootreseller.com
06:30 <@crythias> yeah ok. 100/100 is a fraction. so what.
06:30 -!- crythias is now known as lootfroop
06:30 <@lootfroop> cluge stayed a long time
06:30 <@frootLoop> egulc
06:31 -!- lootfroop is now known as crythias
06:31 <@crythias> l8r
06:32 <@frootLoop> l8r.
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06:32 <@frootLoop> heal up.
06:32 <@snapcount> heal up?
06:32 <@frootLoop> he was home sick today
06:35 <@snapcount> oh
06:35 <@snapcount> I thought I was ignorant to some sort of slang or something
06:35 <@frootLoop> SINGED
06:36 <@frootLoop> NJUNERE
06:42 <@snapcount> you live in TX fruit?
06:42 <@frootLoop> used to.
06:42 <@frootLoop> now in KC, KS
06:42 <@snapcount> I lived in OK for about 6 yrs
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09:44 <@xdanger> ehem, I am not a bot... Just my irc-client has little features like autoop-list... and I run it 24/7...
09:49 < lonki> xdanger, and it generates discussions? :-)
09:49 <@xdanger> nope =) just op's people ;)
09:49 < lonki> haha
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13:24 < lonki> hi
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14:31 <@crythias> !bofh
14:31 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: new management
14:31 <@crythias> Acceptable.
14:31 <@crythias> Thanks.
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16:04 <@frootLoop> hello
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16:05 < lenthamen> hello all !
16:05 < midellaq> hi there
16:06 <@pbmdawg> haven't seen or heard from you lately MD
16:06 <@pbmdawg> on the dev list or pb boards..
16:06 <@pbmdawg> how have you been?
16:06 < midellaq> that's because I'm shy
16:07 < midellaq> fine.. almost..
16:07 < midellaq> who am I chatting with?
16:07 <@pbmdawg> matthew wilson
16:08 < midellaq> nice to meet you, mwilson.. you're doing a greeeat job, let me tell you
16:09 <@pbmdawg> i detect some sarcasm?
16:09 < midellaq> no no no.. I'm telling the truth..
16:09 <@pbmdawg> oh, ok. thanks. not sure what you mean, but thanks.
16:09 < lenthamen> Yes, Matthew, we're all proud of you !
16:11 * lenthamen Matthew doesn't know what to say anymore ;)
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16:24 < lenthamen> howdy crythias
16:25 <@crythias> hello
16:29 <@xdanger> and I'm not a bot ;)
16:29 <@xdanger> jfyi
16:29 <@pbmdawg> yes; sorry for that. :)
16:29 < lenthamen> crythias: Another day supporting WebGUI ;)
16:33 <@crythias> heh
16:33 <@crythias> according to Matthew, I hit both sides of the bell curve.
16:33 <@crythias> Either I'm exactly right or horribly wrong.
16:34 < lenthamen> hehe... Don't believe what Matthew says :)
16:34 <@crythias> Are you kidding? I believe everything he reads.
16:40 < lenthamen> This is already the second day I'm working on cleaning up code I've written myself.....
16:41 < lenthamen> A messy piece of horrible spagetti code
16:41 <@pbmdawg> and I just read this: http://www.defensereview.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=526
16:41 <@pbmdawg> the "musketball sling"
16:43 <@crythias> yeah
16:44 <@crythias> whiners in the digg comments.
16:44 <@crythias> "What do you mean no recoil?"
16:44 <@pbmdawg> actually i asked an engineer friend about that.
16:44 <@crythias> duh. You ever play with hotwheels?
16:44 <@pbmdawg> there is recoil
16:45 <@pbmdawg> he asked me if I ever used a sling.
16:45 <@crythias> sling is accurate.
16:47 <@crythias> hotwheels: at least one set has this motorized "acceleration" machine in the track that keeps the cars going. I guess the best way to describe it is a car wash machine which spins, hugging the car, and forces it out.
16:47 <@pbmdawg> yeah.
16:47 <@crythias> not really recoil, too much.
16:47 <@pbmdawg> and it hops/pushes back when the car is released.
16:47 <@pbmdawg> slightly
16:47 <@crythias> not near as much as if it were stationary
16:48 <@pbmdawg> same amount.
16:48 <@pbmdawg> wait, what do you mean stationary.
16:48 <@crythias> it's already accounted for in the spin.
16:48 <@crythias> a rifle is stationary relative to the explosive charge in the muzzle.
16:49 <@crythias> it has to recoil because of the initial force of the bullet.
16:49 <@crythias> slingshots don't recoil.
16:49 <@pbmdawg> yeah they do
16:50 <@crythias> no they don't. they're pulled back and that's the precoil, but that IS the force required to move the projectile.
16:51 <@crythias> the projectile in a sling shot doesn't apply force against the sling.
16:51 <@pbmdawg> if you are standing on a teflon surface, and you are holding a spinning sling, and you release the release cord when the cords are at a 90 degree angle to your target, the payload will continue on toward the target, and you will start moving backwards.
16:51 <@crythias> that is net, force
16:51 <@crythias> no way
16:51 <@pbmdawg> in fact, we did that exact experiment in high school, standing on wheeled platforms.
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16:52 <@pbmdawg> yeah way.
16:52 < lenthamen> perl question: Do I still need to call $dbh->disconnect if I'm using Apache::DBI ?
16:53 <@pbmdawg> no
16:53 < lenthamen> k
16:53 <@pbmdawg> but you do still need to do $sth->finish
16:53 <@pbmdawg> if you create a $sth
16:53 < lenthamen> yeah thats to finish the statement
16:56 <@crythias> ok, I'll buy that you have recoil on frictionless surface. I'm reasonably certain that the recoil is insignificant compared to relative velocity of the projectile versus a bullet's recoil.
16:56 <@pbmdawg> no, it's identical, if the mass and release velocity of the projectile is the same
16:56 <@pbmdawg> conservation of momentum.
16:58 <@crythias> http://www.defensereview.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=539
17:03 < lenthamen> my $self = shit;
17:06 <@crythias> oh... kay
17:09 < lenthamen> should be my $self = shift;
17:09 <@pbmdawg> !bash
17:09 <@WRE> |bash 82201| my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
17:09 <@crythias> yeah
17:09 <@WRE> |bash 82201| lol 'oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh'
17:10 <@pbmdawg> !bash
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 85649| 900 years, hensons hand up your butt, not as good you will look
17:10 <@pbmdawg> !bash
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| Liz: id like to have something else :-P
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| katie: lol
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| katie: i would too
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| katie: like 5 seconds with him
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| katie: even 5 milliseconds
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| Liz: is that even a full thrust?
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| katie: 1/2 of one
17:10 <@WRE> |bash 89683| Liz: mmmm, half thrust
17:11 < lenthamen> !tcsh
17:11 < lenthamen> !ksh
17:11 <@pbmdawg> !bash
17:11 <@WRE> |bash 100524| anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is 'What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?'
17:11 <@WRE> |bash 100524| if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like 'i'm doing computer science, I HAVE NO FRIENDS
17:12 <@crythias> !zsh
17:12 <@crythias> !flash
17:12 <@crythias> !csh
17:13 <@pbmdawg> !bash
17:13 <@WRE> |bash 102182| <@DrPoole> i wish i had a friendly panda
17:13 <@WRE> |bash 102182| <@DrPoole> he'd be my buddy. watch tv and stuff.
17:13 <@WRE> |bash 102182| <@DrPoole> drink beer.
17:13 <@WRE> |bash 102182| <@niklas> get high
17:13 <@WRE> |bash 102182| <@DrPoole> yeah. he'd get fucked right up and he'd beat on me from time to time.
17:13 <@WRE> |bash 102182| <@DrPoole> that, would, RULE
17:13 * crythias hangs his head in shame.
17:14 * pbmdawg gloats.
17:15 <@pbmdawg> !bash
17:16 <@WRE> |bash 105245| Oh dear
17:16 <@WRE> |bash 105245| I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor
17:16 <@pbmdawg> i've done that.
17:16 <@crythias> oh. my. word.
17:16 <@pbmdawg> a fruit fly
17:17 <@crythias> apple or pear?
17:17 <@pbmdawg> dunno.
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17:25 * crythias snaps his fingers. One. Two. Three.
17:25 -!- mode/#webgui [+o snapcount] by WRE
17:25 <@pbmdawg> cute.
17:34 <@crythias> More heresy: Centrifugal force doesn't exist.
17:34 <@pbmdawg> angular momentum does.
17:35 <@crythias> yes
17:35 <@crythias> but there is no force pulling something away from center.
17:36 <@crythias> I think I'll post that on one of these boards and see how much I get flamed.
17:36 <@crythias> hrm.
17:37 <@crythias> combined with magnetic railgun, there's no recoil like a propellant...
17:37 <@pbmdawg> ?
17:37 <@crythias> yes, there's recoil, but it's not the same type as a propelled missile.
17:37 <@crythias> alternating magnetic field acceleration.
17:38 <@crythias> roller coasters
17:38 <@pbmdawg> there's still recoil.
17:38 <@crythias> real physics, and no gun-like recoil
17:38 <@crythias> it's outward, not backward.
17:38 <@pbmdawg> backward.
17:39 <@pbmdawg> equal and opposite reaction.
17:39 <@crythias> right.
17:39 <@crythias> ok. ever use a magnet to pick up a paperclip?
17:39 <@pbmdawg> yes.
17:39 <@crythias> does it push against the table to elevate itself?
17:40 <@pbmdawg> no.
17:40 <@pbmdawg> but the table does push up on it while the clip is lying there.
17:40 <@crythias> but there's gotta be an equal and opposite reaction behind the accelerating paperclip
17:41 <@crythias> oh. wait. it's not pushing against the table. no recoil, but it does accelerate as it approaches the magnet
17:42 <@pbmdawg> yes. the force the clip exerts against the magnet is lessened while the clip is moving toward the magnet, and then changes to the force of the additional weight of the clip when the clip combines with the magnet.
17:42 <@crythias> yeah, but there's no recoil... it's an impact...
17:43 <@crythias> and imagine if the magnet turned itself off before the paperclip got to it, but another magnet grabbed it.
17:43 <@crythias> no friction. no recoil.
17:43 <@pbmdawg> the recoil is felt by the magnet-holder as a greater 'heaviness' of of the magnet while nearing the clip, and while the clip is pulled up to the magnet.
17:44 <@pbmdawg> which is lessened when the clip reaches terminal velocity through the air (if it does).
17:44 <@crythias> fine, but it's miniscule compared to the exploision of a gun.
17:44 <@pbmdawg> only b/c a paperclip weighs less and is travelling slower than a bullet.
17:44 <@crythias> it's not impossible to use a bullet sized paperclip.
17:45 <@pbmdawg> yes, and you will feel the clip pulling the magnet toward it when you approach the bullet-sized clip.
17:45 <@crythias> and it's not impossible to use magnetics to accelerate the bullet.
17:45 <@crythias> but if you used a cylindrical magnet...
17:45 <@pbmdawg> yes, and the electromagnets will exert equal and opposite reactionary forces on their housings.
17:45 <@pbmdawg> which will exert those forces on their mounts.
17:46 <@crythias> It's not going to kick me in the shoulder when I use it.
17:46 <@pbmdawg> what won't
17:46 <@pbmdawg> the centrifuge gun?
17:46 <@crythias> yes
17:46 <@pbmdawg> it would be impossible for a person to hold, let alone aim.
17:46 <@pbmdawg> the weight alone....
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17:47 <@crythias> it's a vehicle mounted armament.
17:47 <@pbmdawg> not regarding the gyroscopic effects (Nm^2)
17:47 <@crythias> counterrotating is good enough to offset it. see gyro helicopters.
17:48 <@pbmdawg> no
17:48 <@pbmdawg> that's for counteracting the equal and opposite rotational effects.
17:48 <@pbmdawg> not the gyroscopic effect.
17:49 <@crythias> how do helicopters work?
17:49 <@pbmdawg> a helicopter can have two horizontal rotors spinning oppositely or one horozontal rotor and a rear vertical fan to offset those forces.
17:49 <@crythias> they can do lots of things.
17:50 <@crythias> ok.
17:50 <@crythias> but ... slings don't have gyroscope affects?
17:50 <@pbmdawg> the force the rear fan exerts against the air counteracts the force it takes to get the top rotor spinning and keep it spinning.
17:50 <@pbmdawg> they do.
17:50 <@pbmdawg> but miniscule b/c they're spinning so slowly.
17:50 <@pbmdawg> comparatively.
17:51 <@crythias> gyroscopes tend to have their mass on their perimeter.
17:51 <@pbmdawg> doesn't matter where it is.
17:51 <@pbmdawg> it's the amount of angular momentum that counts.
17:51 <@crythias> it matters.
17:52 <@crythias> gyroscopes don't evenly distribute their mass across the plain for a reason.
17:52 <@crythias> plane
17:52 <@pbmdawg> only for efficiency.
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17:52 <@crythias> right...
17:53 <@pbmdawg> to maximize their angular momentum / mass.
18:01 <@pbmdawg> rebooting
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18:23 <@snapcount> !bofh
18:23 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Too many interrupts
18:30 <@crythias> know sendmail?
18:30 <@pbmdawg> me? no
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18:39 <@crythias> ok.. bug/rfe
18:39 <@crythias> first page of a long thread, the title is obnoxious. seconds page, it's all tidy.
18:39 <@crythias> still can't click to go directly to a post on the second page of a thread.
18:40 <@pbmdawg> yeah.
18:40 <@pbmdawg> i never remember to report that when I notice it
18:40 <@crythias> isa bug?
18:40 <@pbmdawg> yeah
18:40 <@pbmdawg> add it
18:40 <@pbmdawg> plz
18:40 <@pbmdawg> !bash
18:40 <@WRE> |bash 107421| we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR
18:41 <@WRE> |bash 107421| i didn't answer
18:41 <@WRE> |bash 107421| er.. HE
18:41 <@WRE> |bash 107421| He didn't answer
18:42 <@crythias> hey
18:42 <@crythias> any chance adding a real release # to the list of releases might be helpful?
18:43 <@crythias> Specifically: Category: 6.8.3 gamma
18:43 <@crythias> in sf.net
18:44 <@pbmdawg> 'tis probably a good idea
18:44 <@pbmdawg> send that one to the dev list
18:45 <@crythias> don't just do it?
18:45 <@crythias> cause I'm about to submit...
18:46 <@crythias> ok
18:47 <@pbmdawg> dunno
18:51 <@crythias> at least we should add current gamma
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19:04 < agent> hi all
19:04 <@pbmdawg> hi
19:05 -!- agent is now known as LuckyLStrike
19:05 <@pbmdawg> who is luckylstrke
19:06 < LuckyLStrike> me :) an unknown webgui coder/user
19:07 <@crythias> yawn.
19:07 <@pbmdawg> welcome mr/ms unknown wg coder/user.
19:08 <@crythias> FNCSHNL
19:08 < LuckyLStrike> ?
19:08 <@pbmdawg> BITEME
19:08 <@pbmdawg> BITEME - brown cadillac
19:09 <@crythias> yeah... um.. yellow hummer
19:09 <@pbmdawg> so who are you lucky
19:09 <@crythias> RUNOVRU - white semi
19:10 <@crythias> STM ROLR - yellow steam roller
19:10 < LuckyLStrike> sorry later, lots of work todo
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19:11 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI real time help. et al. | http://www.plainblack.com | DO U WBGUI ?
19:12 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI real time help. et al. | http://www.plainblack.com | WebGUI - You're soaking in it.
19:13 <@crythias> somehow... that doesn't seem right.
19:13 <@crythias> !bash
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| Too bad your ex wasn't there.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| And then that crap took a crap.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| And threw it at my mom.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| XD
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| Who fell down the stairs.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| And into a hole which led to China.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 136376| You have some issues, Dan.
19:13 <@crythias> !bash
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 138229| I can only hope there are hotel rooms involved in the party. I need to give my secret garden to serenity. We'll ride the comet of passion and wait until the sun dawns on the pool of spilled innocence. A world that's calm in the everlasting wake.
19:13 <@WRE> |bash 138229| she's gonna fuck the desk clerk.
19:13 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:14 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 149939| I just threw a squirrel carcass in a cardboard box and installed NetBSD on it.
19:14 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:14 < LuckyLStrike> ^^
19:14 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| <[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| heh
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| lol
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| excuse me sir can you do something about that erection
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| <[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| <[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| <[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer
19:14 <@crythias> NetBSD: runs on anything.
19:14 <@WRE> |bash 189180| <[GSF]Nitro> 8D
19:15 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 196025| Why does the mexican olympic team suck?
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 196025| everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
19:15 * crythias rubs his eyes. Can't. remove. burnt. image.
19:15 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 215386| So I was listening to a comedian who was talking about the Queen of England being attractive when she was young.
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 215386| Erm.. okay...
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 215386| And that some guys would talk about her, you know, the lewd way guys do about celebrities.
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 215386| And some of the guys would go further than that... and I thought, it must be very strange...
19:15 <@WRE> |bash 215386| masturbating to pocket change.
19:16 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:16 <@WRE> |bash 221449| my hand is stuck in my pc case
19:16 <@pbmdawg> !bash
19:16 <@pbmdawg> !bash 221449
19:16 <@WRE> |bash| my hand is stuck in my pc case
19:16 <@crythias> press eject
19:17 <@crythias> drag your hand to the trash can
19:17 <@crythias> umount /dev/hand
19:18 <@crythias> somehow, that doesn't look right in print, either.
19:20 <@pbmdawg> brb
19:31 <@pbmdawg> crythias: http://www.plainblack.com/etcetera/affordable-hosting-for-slightly-customized-site
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19:37 <@crythias> yeah
19:37 <@crythias> but I'm not going to do that.
19:37 <@crythias> I'm not set up to provide mission critical anything.
19:39 <@crythias> and ... I'm not certain anyone will include customization in the hosting charges...
19:39 <@pbmdawg> surely he's not expecting that??!?!
19:39 <@pbmdawg> that's like, outsourcing to east asia range prices.
19:40 <@crythias> *shrug*
19:40 <@crythias> hosting is one thing. just google it.
19:40 <@crythias> or use pb's hosting or whatever.
19:41 <@pbmdawg> that's theoretically possible, if whatever customizations they have can be rolled into the core.
19:41 <@pbmdawg> depends on what they are.
19:41 <@pbmdawg> which is why i asked.
19:42 <@pbmdawg> :D
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20:56 <@crythias> hrm... http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/cameras/7edc/?cpg=wnrss
22:58 <@crythias> !bofh
22:58 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted.
22:59 <@crythias> !bash
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| we got home from fishos at about 3 am drank as fuck
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| drunk*
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| and decided to have this mass acid/shrooms binge
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| and we kept goin all mornin on it like trippin out crazy and watching some chinese subtitle moviee
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| and at about 8.30 in the mornign paulie decides he has to go to school and he actually left and walked to school
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| ur friend went school on an acid/mushies trip nice
22:59 <@WRE> |bash 239322| no no u dont get it, hes 24 and owns his own business hes not sposed to go to school
22:59 * crythias snickers.
23:00 * pbmdawg lol
23:02 <@crythias> !bash
23:02 <@WRE> |bash 265013| Dude...
23:02 <@WRE> |bash 265013| I was wearing my All Your Base shirt...and someone pointed out the craziest thing
23:02 <@WRE> |bash 265013| 'Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb', when read Backwards, is 'Bomb the US (united states) Up Set (upset) Somebody'
23:03 <@crythias> gasp
23:03 <@crythias> Us to belong are base your all
23:04 <@crythias> !bash
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| so, at this college there was an extra credit question 'Is hell endothermic or exothermic'
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| this is what one kid wrote:
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
23:04 <@WRE> |bash 301963| So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, 'That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you,' and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
23:05 <@WRE> |bash 301963| the kid was the only one who got credit
23:05 <@crythias> !bash
23:05 <@WRE> |bash 386538| CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
23:05 <@WRE> |bash 386538| In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
23:05 <@WRE> |bash 386538| The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap
23:05 <@WRE> |bash 386538| The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...
23:05 <@WRE> |bash 386538| Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.
23:06 <@crythias> they did not...
23:08 <@crythias> !bash
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 1 :-) B 26.50 +0.22 +0.84 18300
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 2 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 3 :-) S 38.50 +0.07 +0.18 688700
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 4 :-) T 14.45 +0.15 +1.05 930700
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 5 :-( A 22.15 -0.05 -0.23 747600
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 6 :-) R 43.55 +0.05 +0.11 157700
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 396157| 7 :-) D 64.77 +0.07 +0.11 342600
23:08 <@crythias> !bash
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 464561| We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 464561| So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 464561| Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 464561| And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 464561| The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
23:08 <@WRE> |bash 464561| God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
23:09 <@crythias> I think I nee to stop
23:09 <@crythias> need*
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00:11 < macOnki> crythias, hmmm, you might be right
00:16 <@crythias> about what?
00:17 * crythias likes to know when he's right about something... it's not that often.
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00:17 <@crythias> about needing to stop, maconki?
00:17 < macOnki> yes :-)
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00:28 <@crythias> !bash 120095
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| my IQ is high enough that I can do anything I want
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| college means nothing
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| What is this almighty IQ you have and what self-scoring IQ test gave you the idea you have it?
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| I'm a Mensa member .. I allready mentioned this.
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| So you're in the top two percent of the population?
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| This is me being impressed.
00:28 <@WRE> |bash| no actually ... only 1 in 50 people qualify to be in Mensa
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00:35 < LuckyLStrike> !bash
00:35 <@WRE> |bash 21| I'll settle for old and fat
00:35 <@WRE> |bash 21| begger can't be choosers
00:35 <@WRE> |bash 21| prolly find used condoms inside of her
00:35 < LuckyLStrike> kewl
00:35 < LuckyLStrike> re
00:36 <@snapcount> !bofh
00:36 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: Out of cards on drive D:
00:36 <@crythias> sorry
00:37 < LuckyLStrike> np, whats BOFH ?
00:37 < LuckyLStrike> nice idea to create a webgui irc channel
00:37 <@snapcount> Bastard Operator From Hell
00:38 < LuckyLStrike> ;P
00:38 <@snapcount> it's an online comic
00:38 <@snapcount> google it... good stuff
00:38 <@snapcount> so what's the talk of the town
00:39 <@snapcount> I need to waste some of my time
00:39 < LuckyLStrike> thx, bookmarked
00:39 <@snapcount> hehe
00:41 < LuckyLStrike> snapcount: too much time ?
00:43 <@crythias> hee
00:43 <@snapcount> no
00:43 <@snapcount> I don't have time to be doing this
00:43 <@snapcount> I just need a break
00:43 <@crythias> ewww soaking in WebGUI
00:44 <@snapcount> WGSOAKR
00:44 <@snapcount> you'd think we would be tired of this game by now
00:44 <@snapcount> but somehow it continues to remain ammusing
00:45 <@crythias> Hee
00:45 <@crythias> so simple. minor brain usage
00:52 <@snapcount> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/brotherhit.html
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01:37 <@pbmdawg> !bash
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 172| [@kode54] /quote:96 uNF = universal noise of fucking
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 172| [@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 172| [@smcn] ok i will say something funny
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 172| [@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 172| [@smcn] and my dick is on fire
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 172| [@smcn] is this normal?
01:37 <@pbmdawg> !bash
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 1147| I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 1147| of a hard drive spinning down
01:37 <@pbmdawg> !bash
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 1945| IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 1945| east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
01:37 <@WRE> |bash 1945| stfu asswipe
01:38 <@pbmdawg> !bash
01:38 <@WRE> |bash 2085| [rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on
01:38 <@WRE> |bash 2085| (|Chris) typist*
01:38 <@WRE> |bash 2085| [rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too
01:40 <@pbmdawg> !bash
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 2929| btw... bought an ice cream maker today :)
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 2929| dont you mean a donut maker ?
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 2929| very easy to get those confused ..
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 2929| oh hell yeah
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 2929| oh crap... it was a donut maker
01:40 <@pbmdawg> !bash
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 3110| this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 3110| let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this
01:40 <@WRE> |bash 3110| i said 'man i'm gonna kick your ass' and he responds with:
01:41 <@WRE> |bash 3110| oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.
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05:19 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:19 <@WRE> |bash 4349| I've been told I should be a phone sex operator.
05:19 <@WRE> |bash 4349| Which gender hasn't been specified.
05:19 <@WRE> |bash 4349| I've been told I should be a phone sex caller.
05:19 <@WRE> |bash 4349| Keep reaching for that rainbow.
05:19 <@WRE> |bash 4349| he's waiting for your call
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14:24 <@crythias> !seen mac0nki
14:24 <@WRE> crythias, I don't remember seeing mac0nki.
14:24 <@crythias> !seen maconki
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15:24 < lenthamen> hello everyone
15:24 < lenthamen> Might it be that there is an inifinite loop error in WebGUI 6.7.8 ?
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15:31 <@pbmdawg> hello
15:31 < lenthamen> hey Matt
15:32 < lenthamen> Do you know if there is an infinite loop problem in WebGUI 6.7.8 ?
15:32 <@pbmdawg> I didn't think so.
15:32 <@pbmdawg> what module?
15:33 < lenthamen> I have WebGUI 6.7.8 running in production. Upgraded two weeks ago from 6.6.4 to 6.7.8
15:33 < lenthamen> Since then I have a huge load on that server
15:34 < lenthamen> and several http processes that have the state "Running" for hours
15:34 < lenthamen> while there is no traffic
15:34 <@pbmdawg> hrm
15:35 < lenthamen> that sounds lke an infinite loop problem.
15:35 < lenthamen> or something
15:36 <@pbmdawg> do you have any reason not to upgrade that one to 6.8.x?
15:36 < lenthamen> The only reason is that it is production so I have to plan it in
15:36 <@pbmdawg> b/c now that I think about it; there might have been something things fixed that could have caused unending things
15:36 < lenthamen> But I can definitely do that.
15:36 < lenthamen> Ah wait
15:36 < lenthamen> it's running on apache 1.3
15:36 <@pbmdawg> oh.
15:37 < lenthamen> because theres also php code running.
15:37 < lenthamen> grr
15:37 <@pbmdawg> you could do a modproxy chain.
15:37 <@pbmdawg> 1.3 as front end
15:37 < lenthamen> ah yeah, good idea
15:37 <@pbmdawg> 2.0 as modperl
15:37 <@pbmdawg> or even 2.2
15:37 <@pbmdawg> ;)
15:37 < lenthamen> ok
15:38 <@pbmdawg> that would keep the php and perl more segregated
15:39 <@pbmdawg> in fact, you could even use the wre for the back end...?
15:39 < lenthamen> It has worked together without problems though
15:39 < lenthamen> It happened after the migration.
15:39 <@pbmdawg> ok.
15:42 < lenthamen> Thanks to FreeBSD it keeps on running...
15:52 < lenthamen> Hmm
15:54 < lenthamen> If I do a recursive download of the entire site, it'll end up with 20 RUN'ning apache processes
15:54 < lenthamen> and a load of 17
15:54 < lonki> hi guys
15:54 <@pbmdawg> hi
15:55 < lenthamen> aloa lonki
15:57 < lenthamen> Im going to install mytop and see if there is still db activity...
16:07 < lonki> lenthamen, mytop is nice yes
16:08 < lonki> lenthamen, but I would have a look at apache, I know plone.org had a simular problem with their site yesterday
16:13 < lenthamen> No sessions on the database...
16:13 < lenthamen> But 3 running httpd processes
16:13 < lenthamen> All http requests successful.
16:13 < lonki> weird
16:14 < lenthamen> going to install lsof
16:14 < lenthamen> and see what files apache keeps open
16:20 < lenthamen> lsof did not give any clue
16:28 < lenthamen> It runs stable if I don't preload the WebGUI modules.
16:29 <@pbmdawg> hm
16:32 < lenthamen> On this server its ok to run without preloading. Its low traffic. I'll stick with it for now...
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16:56 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6266| after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
16:56 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: -
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| well, all I saw was the top of her head
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| .....
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you meat give you head
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| err meet
16:56 <@WRE> |bash 6758| but then, meat works too
16:57 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 8189| how do you downgrade to IE5.5?
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 8189| fdisk
16:57 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 9962| (@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone
16:57 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 11888| got the house to myself for the evening
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 11888| bbl
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 11888| hehe enjoy ;)
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 11888| guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 11888| by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
16:57 < lenthamen> !bash
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 14908| @(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer
16:57 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 15312| úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout
16:57 <@WRE> |bash 15312| jesus died from my syn's
16:57 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=****
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| plz ruin that auction
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| what do i want to do that for?
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| she's a dirty whore
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| maybe i could get her phone number
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| uh why would u do that
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 16974| well, if she is a dirty whore
16:58 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 17373| i cant swim
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 17373| i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 17373| WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 17373| * roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome
16:58 <@pbmdawg> !bash
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a blank?
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| hello? a blank ?
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the things you do between words. ?
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| it's for a c program
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| has the channel #programming anything to do with, like to program?
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| why do u need an escape sequence for a blank space?
16:58 <@WRE> |bash 21854| err.. is that what you call 'space'?
16:59 <@pbmdawg> lol
17:08 <@snapcount> http://www.stsc.hill.af.mil/crosstalk/2005/12/0512CroxfordChapman.html
17:08 <@snapcount> interesting...
17:18 <@snapcount> Hey Matt, are you doing bugs today?
17:26 <@snapcount> ok... I'm not much of a networking guy
17:26 <@snapcount> so if this is completely lame
17:26 <@snapcount> feel free to flame me
17:26 <@snapcount> I'll probably enjoy it
17:26 <@snapcount> neway
17:27 <@snapcount> I have a broadband provider
17:27 <@snapcount> that is wireless (clearwire)
17:27 <@snapcount> and it kinda sux
17:27 <@snapcount> I'm thinking about purchasing roadrunner (cable)
17:27 <@snapcount> b/c it was good to me before
17:27 <@snapcount> anyways, my brother wants to keep his clearwire
17:27 <@snapcount> (we live in same house)
17:28 <@snapcount> is it possible to bridge to broadband connections?
17:28 <@snapcount> to achieve faster downloads, etc?
17:30 <@pbmdawg> no
17:31 <@pbmdawg> no faster singular downloads, at least.
17:31 <@pbmdawg> if you have a dual or multi wan router that's nice enough it can split up some of your connections among the links.
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17:42 <@pbmdawg> but in that case, the router would need to be connected to two upstream networks that were connected to the wireless networks.
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18:38 <@snapcount> L A G
18:38 <@snapcount> grrrr
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19:52 < macOnki> hi
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20:07 <@crythias> another day at home. this time after doctors and drugstore
20:14 * macOnki is at home too, although that's normal around this time of the day :-)
20:15 <@crythias> darn
20:15 <@crythias> I can't be nick identify
20:15 <@crythias> that would be cool.
20:15 < macOnki> haha
20:15 < macOnki> ask lilo :-)
20:16 <@crythias> ?
20:16 <@crythias> !seen pbmdawg
20:16 <@WRE> crythias, pbmdawg is right here!
20:16 < macOnki> the person running the irc service, his nick is lilo
20:16 <@crythias> what would I ask him?
20:16 <@pbmdawg> !seen crythias
20:16 <@WRE> pbmdawg, crythias is right here!
20:17 < macOnki> to permit you to have the nick identify
20:17 <@crythias> I'd be +b'd from irc.freenode.net
20:17 < macOnki> !seen WRE
20:17 <@WRE> macOnki, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
20:17 < macOnki> as long as it's not klined :-)
20:18 <@crythias> klined?
20:18 < macOnki> see the freenode site
20:18 <@crythias> ok.
20:22 <@crythias> KLINE means Kill LIne
20:23 <@crythias> its original intention appears to be able to modify irc server params
20:24 <@crythias> oh. duh
20:24 <@crythias> I'm a bit slow.
20:24 < macOnki> klined on irc is, afaik, banning a person from all servers
20:24 < macOnki> within the network
20:25 -!- pbmdawg is now known as klined
20:25 <@crythias> II. Using KILL and KLINE The KILL and KLINE commands are as follows:
20:25 <@crythias> KILL nick :reason
20:25 <@crythias> KLINE nick :reason
20:25 <@crythias> KLINE username@hostmask :reason
20:25 <@crythias> http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/ircd/ircopguide.html
20:25 -!- klined is now known as klineMe
20:26 <@crythias> A K-line means that you don't want that user on your server, for whatever reason. Depending on the server, K-lines may be cleared after a week or two, a few months, or maybe never.
20:26 <@crythias> now that is relevant to the discussion. While ignorant before, I now feel enlightened.
20:30 * macOnki huggles his new O'Reilly pdf
20:30 <@klineMe> which one
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20:31 < macOnki> mastering regular expressions
20:31 <@crythias> see, when macOnki said, "(13:16:31) macOnki: as long as it's not klined :-)"
20:32 <@crythias> I assumed that macOnki was talking about a nick
20:32 <@pbmdawg> me2
20:32 <@crythias> rather, a noun. not a verb
20:32 <@pbmdawg> a noun, not an adjective. :p
20:33 < macOnki> crythias I'd be +b'd from irc.freenode.net <-- I was refering to this line, +b is banned right?
20:33 <@crythias> yeah
20:34 <@crythias> but I was interpreting your comment to mean, "as long as it's not klined who is doing the banning"
20:34 <@pbmdawg> i was interpreting his comment to mean, "as long as you don't choose the nick 'klined' "
20:35 <@crythias> hence my confusion.
20:35 < macOnki> sorry for not being native guys, and for drinking beer late in the afternoon :-)
20:35 <@crythias> it's ok. I've not been on IRC since yesterday.
20:35 <@crythias> or this morning?
20:36 <@crythias> but before this recent setup, not for gosh. 10 years or so?
20:37 <@crythias> maybe I played with Microsoft's Chat on my own server.
20:37 < macOnki> brb, need a coffee
20:42 <@snapcount> crythias: the bug you reported about the CS and the wrong pagenumber
20:42 <@snapcount> the expected behavior is that when you are viewing the latest post in a thread on a seperate page and return to the CS that you should be on the same page as that thread...
20:42 <@snapcount> is that what you're saying?
20:43 <@pbmdawg> no
20:43 <@crythias> If I receive an email notification with link to post on page 2, I should be on page 2
20:43 <@pbmdawg> when you click or type a url of a post, and its thread is viewed, the page of the thread that contains that post should be displayed
20:43 <@pbmdawg> (since viewing a post actually views its parent thread)
20:44 <@crythias> http://digg.com/security/Student_arrested_for_deadly_F5_attack
20:44 <@crythias> comment: reminds me of the times when you tell the annoying IRC user to try to press ALT+F4 to filter the channel to only chat to girls. sigh
20:45 <@crythias> Felony
20:45 <@crythias> http://www.wkyc.com/akron/akron_article.aspx?storyid=45721
20:45 <@crythias> meanwhile digg effect hosed it.
20:46 <@pbmdawg> lol
20:46 <@pbmdawg> he'll be released, surely.
20:46 <@crythias> The defense has to be easy.
20:46 <@crythias> "I did something stupid, and the computers didn't crash. You arrested me, and the computers crashed. Who's to blame?"
21:35 <@crythias> ooh
21:35 <@crythias> someone googled gerald young webgui
21:35 <@crythias> NL domain :)
21:35 <@pbmdawg> ilance.nl ?
21:36 <@pbmdawg> or an isp, i assume
21:36 <@crythias> google.nl
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21:36 <@crythias> widnet.xs4all.nl
21:36 <@crythias> originating site
21:37 <@crythias> not that I'm trying to be all big brother. Most of my hits are regarding pcanywhere.
21:37 <@crythias> although I get about 5/day regarding my antivirus updates.
21:37 <@crythias> (how to update norton antivirus definitions without subscription)
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00:16 <@snapcount> !bofh
00:16 <@WRE> BOFH Quick-excuse: secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS
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01:05 <@snapcount> .wz Daytona Beach, FL.
01:18 <@snapcount> randcalc
01:23 <@snapcount> !bash
01:23 <@WRE> |bash 27436| KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question
01:23 <@WRE> |bash 27436| KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no?
01:23 <@WRE> |bash 27436| KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ?
01:23 <@WRE> |bash 27436| Eric3934: no
01:23 <@WRE> |bash 27436| KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks
01:24 <@snapcount> !bash
01:24 <@WRE> |bash 37236| * @Cryogen jumps up and down
01:24 <@WRE> |bash 37236| <@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff
01:24 <@WRE> |bash 37236| <@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon
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01:53 <@crythias> too bad Matt isn't here. he'd find something hilarious
01:54 <@crythias> We were playing the License tag game...
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16:29 < lenthamen> Crythias ?
16:31 <@crythias> hey
16:33 < lenthamen> Quick question. Do you have any idea why the hover help box is positioned so far down in the initial setup page ?
16:33 < lenthamen> http://demo.plainblack.com/demo1136644369_103/
16:34 < lenthamen> Just hover over "Password".
16:34 <@crythias> one sec
16:35 <@crythias> must be some config...
16:35 <@crythias> noting much in the page though..
16:35 < lenthamen> yeah an x / y offset or so
16:37 <@crythias> not on the page.
16:37 <@crythias> but that's creepy.
16:38 < lenthamen> I might log it as a bug so colink could have a look at it.
16:38 < lenthamen> He'll know it for sure.
16:39 <@crythias> ok.
16:39 <@crythias> var ttOffsetX = 12; // horizontal offset of left-top corner from mousepointer var ttOffsetY = 15; // vertical offset
16:39 <@crythias> that's the default global
16:40 < lenthamen> I think it's b/c of this:
16:40 <@crythias> hrm... and it follows mouse
16:40 <@crythias> it's not usually supposed to.
16:41 < lenthamen>
16:41 < lenthamen> because the offset changes if you make the browser window smaller.
16:42 < lenthamen> I need to go. I'll log a bug for this. ttyl.
16:42 <@crythias> ok.
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18:32 <@crythias> !bash 59522
18:32 <@WRE> !bash: quote not found
18:33 <@crythias> !bash 595522
18:33 <@WRE> |bash|
he was very nasty. called him that word you never wanna call a black man
18:33 <@WRE> |bash| ??
18:33 <@WRE> |bash| no one ever wants to call a black man the word that begins with 'n' ends in 'r' and has 'ig' in the middle
18:33 <@WRE> |bash| Neighbour?
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00:46 <@snapcount> !lastspoke crythias
00:46 <@WRE> crythias last uttered a word on #webgui 3 hours, 52 minutes ago.
01:00 < macOnki> hmm, lenthamen, you are still working? :-)
01:01 < macOnki> hi guys
01:11 <@snapcount> !lastspoke lenthamen
01:11 <@WRE> lenthamen last uttered a word on #webgui 56 minutes ago.
01:13 <@snapcount> seeing as how we have a big crowd here and everything... this is probably pointless
01:13 <@snapcount> but
01:13 <@snapcount> I have a bot running #webgui on efnet now
01:13 <@snapcount> supposedly we can link the channels together
01:13 <@snapcount> with a botnet
01:13 <@snapcount> I'm reading about it... this stuff is rather new to me
01:13 < macOnki> eeks efnet, that is ages ago
01:14 <@snapcount> seems to be a lot more ppl than freenode :-)
01:14 <@snapcount> what's "cool" these days?
01:14 < macOnki> yeah, knocking on your frontdoor
01:14 < macOnki> snapcount, what do you mean by cool? irc channels?
01:14 <@snapcount> networks
01:15 <@snapcount> efnet seems to be very popular
01:15 < macOnki> dunno, been stuck to oftc.net and a bit of nonfreenode these days
01:15 <@snapcount> oh ok
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05:14 <@snapcount> sweet
05:14 <@snapcount> wre has established a botnet with gooey in #webgui on efnet
05:15 <@snapcount> my diabolical plan to takeover all irc networks is nearing completion
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07:03 <@snapcount> hello
07:04 <@snapcount> !addclink #webgui #webgui
07:04 <@snapcount> hello
07:14 <@snapcount> what the hell
07:21 <@snapcount> hello
07:34 <@snapcount> !cn
07:34 <@WRE> Hi! I'm WRE, #WebGUI's channel bot. The funny stuff you see from me, like (snapcount@SN), are people on other nets. I provide a channel link between this channel on 8 nets.
07:34 <@WRE> To see who else is on the channel, type !cnlist in the channel.
07:35 <@snapcount> !cnlist
07:36 <@snapcount> !listcnet
07:36 <@snapcount> !listclink
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07:48 <@snapcount> !listcnet
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08:06 <@snapcount> !addcspy #novell #webgui
08:06 <@snapcount> !delcspy 0
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08:26 <@snapcount> !listclink
08:26 <@snapcount> !delclink 0
08:27 <@snapcount> !listclink
08:27 <@snapcount> !addclink #webgui #webgui
08:27 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) ;lafj;dlkfja;dklfja;dklf
08:28 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) it fucking works
08:28 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) holy shit
08:28 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) it works
08:28 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) holy holy shit shit
08:28 <@snapcount> bad ass
08:28 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) heh
08:28 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) sweeeeet
08:28 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) now I can mock you guys without even leaving Efnet :P
08:29 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) haha
08:30 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) well, I think ima crash now
08:30 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) cool
08:30 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) later man
08:30 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) thx
08:30 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) if you set the topic here to something inviting, you'll probablt get periodic visitors looking for assistance with WebGUI
08:30 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) hey no problem, glad we(you) got it working :)
08:31 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) k
08:31 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) now for the weather script
08:31 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) good luck with that :)
08:31 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) it's b0rken
08:31 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) I dunno how reb00t got it working on NLM...
08:31 <@WRE> (phobia@EN) I've never had much luck with it
08:39 <@snapcount> !delclink 0
08:39 <@snapcount> testing
08:40 <@snapcount> !listclink
08:40 <@snapcount> testing 1...2...3...
08:44 <@snapcount> !addclink #webgui #webgui
08:44 <@snapcount> test
08:44 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) test
08:47 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) gooey: goodnight
08:51 <@snapcount> !cn
08:51 <@WRE> Hi! I'm WRE, #WebGUI's channel bot. The funny stuff you see from me, like (snapcount@SN), are people on other nets. I provide a channel link between this channel on 8 nets.
08:51 <@WRE> To see who else is on the channel, type !cnlist in the channel.
08:51 <@snapcount> !cnlist
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09:12 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) k
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09:12 <@WRE> (snapcount@EN) kdk
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16:41 <@pbmdawg> howdy
16:41 < macOnki> hi
16:41 <@pbmdawg> what's up
16:42 < macOnki> nothing much, just enjoying a day at home
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18:19 <@snapcount> is there a reason this channel is secret?
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21:08 <@pbmdawg> i dunno why it was secret
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21:21 <@crythias> hi
21:21 <@crythias> Len, what do I do to tell my laptop to use ram instead of swap?
21:21 <@crythias> I have 512MB and first loads are not touching ram but thrashing hd like nothing.
21:23 <@crythias> laptop running freebsd, btw
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21:28 < specsmu> hello, anyone awake?
21:28 < specsmu> webgui says it comes with a built in photogallery.
21:28 < specsmu> I need it, and I can't find it anywhere.
21:28 < specsmu> can you point me in the right direction?
21:29 <@crythias> hrm
21:29 < lenthamen> hi specsmu
21:29 < specsmu> hi lenthamen
21:29 < lenthamen> what version of WebGUI are you using ?
21:29 < specsmu> this has been a horrible upgrade
21:30 < specsmu> 6.8.3
21:30 < specsmu> the latest
21:30 < lenthamen> ok
21:30 < specsmu> I was using 6.1.1, which the client liked, and it had a photogallery I could install
21:30 < specsmu> that photogallery no longer works
21:30 < lenthamen> You need to use the generic "Collaboration System" for that.
21:30 < specsmu> ahh, let me try.
21:30 < lenthamen> It has a Photo Gallery template.
21:30 < specsmu> oooo, I see!
21:31 * specsmu creates a new page to test that on.
21:32 < lenthamen> crythias: No idea why it start using swap memory instead of physical memory.
21:32 < specsmu> what's the problem? I know a little bit about VM.
21:33 < lenthamen> (20:21:28) crythias: Len, what do I do to tell my laptop to use ram instead of swap?
21:33 < lenthamen> (20:21:49) crythias: I have 512MB and first loads are not touching ram but thrashing hd like nothing.
21:33 < lenthamen> (20:23:20) crythias: laptop running freebsd, btw
21:33 < specsmu> that's odd.
21:33 <@crythias> From what I'm reading, starting apps DO use hd swap.
21:33 < specsmu> and you have a lot of free ram available while it does that?
21:33 <@crythias> gobs
21:33 < specsmu> that is really odd.
21:33 <@crythias> I think.
21:34 <@crythias> top?
21:34 < specsmu> or free.
21:34 < specsmu> or vmstat. :)
21:34 < specsmu> brb.
21:35 <@crythias> no free
21:35 < lenthamen> top will do it
21:36 <@crythias> avm223428 fre 291680
21:37 < lenthamen> my httpd is not using any swap if I start it.
21:37 < lenthamen> as supposed :)
21:37 < specsmu> hmm.
21:37 < specsmu> that does seem a little strange to me, but I'm more of a linux expert.
21:37 < lenthamen> crythias: I've never seen this before on freebsd
21:38 < lenthamen> Is that WebGUI 6.8 :?
21:38 <@crythias> it's an ancient laptop. who knows.
21:38 <@crythias> This is standard app. firefox, thunderbird, etc.
21:38 < lenthamen> how much ram ?
21:38 <@crythias> once run, I don't have to worry about the speed of launch.
21:39 <@crythias> even if closed. 512MB total
21:39 <@crythias> I'm using ion3 window manager, so it's almost nothing.
21:41 < lenthamen> It *might be* that at first loads all 512MB is used, and that is needs swapping ?
21:42 <@crythias> hrm...
21:42 < lenthamen> I never use freebsd in graphical mode btw
21:43 < specsmu> ok, this is progress, but there's nothing next to "attachment"
21:43 < specsmu> even after I said you can have 20 attachments per post.
21:44 <@crythias> ok. I'm going to ##freebsd
21:46 < specsmu> ohhhh. it doesn't work with konqueror.
21:47 < lenthamen> I've never used the CS Photo Gallery.
21:47 < lenthamen> Testing it on demo.plainblack.com...
21:50 < lenthamen> works fine for me..
21:50 <@crythias> yuck
21:50 < specsmu> are you using IE?
21:51 < lenthamen> yep
21:51 < specsmu> I'm using mozilla (now) and it's not uploading the attachments at all.
21:51 < lenthamen> should work on firefox as wel.
21:51 < specsmu> it's not uploading any of the pictures using mozilla.
21:52 < lenthamen> strange
21:52 < specsmu> I'll try installing firefox, but I think it uses the same engine.
21:52 < lenthamen> try it on demo.plainblack.com
21:52 < specsmu> k
21:53 * specsmu tries
21:55 < lenthamen> k
21:55 < specsmu> nope, not there either.
21:57 < lenthamen> ok. It works for me. I'll try it with firefox.
21:57 < lenthamen> What file did you try to upload ?
21:58 < specsmu> thx, and I'll download firefox and try that instead of mozilla.
21:58 < specsmu> a jpg.
21:58 < specsmu> actually, two jpgs at first.
21:59 < lenthamen> works for me with firefox
21:59 < specsmu> well, I'm downloadinng firefox now..
21:59 < specsmu> I usually use just plain mozilla
21:59 < specsmu> but that doesn't make a whole lot of sense because they use the same engine
22:02 < specsmu> ok, that failed too.
22:02 < specsmu> can I tell you how I did it?
22:03 < specsmu> I might be missing something basic.
22:03 < specsmu> I created a new post...
22:03 < specsmu> typed a nonsense into the subject and message, and then entered a filename into "attachment".
22:03 < specsmu> then I clicked outside the box, and it showed an icon like a pallette.
22:04 < specsmu> and then I clicked save.
22:04 < lenthamen> http://demo.plainblack.com/demo1136749495_85/home
22:04 < specsmu> now when I created the photo gallery...
22:05 < specsmu> I did so with a "ohoto gallery" template, and allow 20 attachments, but I did nothing else special.
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22:06 < lenthamen> try look at the settings here: http://demo.plainblack.com/demo1136749495_85/home
22:06 < lenthamen> you can login with admin / 123qwe
22:06 < specsmu> yup
22:06 < specsmu> looking
22:07 < specsmu> sorry to be a pain
22:07 < lenthamen> no prob :)
22:07 < specsmu> this has been kicking my butt for a week...
22:07 < specsmu> not just this but everything related to it
22:07 < lenthamen> are you behind a proxy or something ?
22:08 < specsmu> nope.
22:08 < lenthamen> ok
22:08 < specsmu> standard linux machine sitting on a standard dsl connection.
22:08 < lenthamen> ah wait
22:08 < lenthamen> how big is that jpg ?
22:08 < specsmu> let me look
22:08 < specsmu> 5K
22:08 < lenthamen> hehe
22:09 < lenthamen> that's ok then.
22:09 < specsmu> but I notice you didn't put anything in the "message". hmm.
22:09 < lenthamen> let me try that.
22:11 < lenthamen> works fine
22:11 < specsmu> nope, nothing.
22:11 < specsmu> time to check the error logs.
22:11 < specsmu> ooo.
22:12 < specsmu> I think I may have goofed.
22:13 < specsmu> yup. I fsked up.
22:13 < specsmu> wrong upload location in the config file.
22:13 < specsmu> though that doesn't explain the demo failing to work for me..
22:14 < lenthamen> ah yeah that make sense.
22:14 < lenthamen> try another client.
22:14 < specsmu> well, it doesn't work in konqueror, that's for daaaaamn sure.
22:14 < specsmu> the attachment box doesn't even show up.
22:15 < lenthamen> firefox must work. all developers use that...
22:25 < specsmu> now to work on the templates
22:25 < specsmu> is there any harm in making a graphics directory that is NOT under the auspices of webgui?
22:27 < lenthamen> sry, what do you mean with that ?
22:27 < specsmu> you know how in the vhost you have SetHandler PerlScript or some such
22:28 < specsmu> I want to make a SetHandler None
22:28 < specsmu> Any harm in that?
22:28 < specsmu> so I can dump graphics in there and refer to them in the stylesheet
22:28 < lenthamen> yeah you could savely do that.
22:28 < specsmu> cool. thanks.
22:32 < specsmu> excellent. :)
22:33 < lenthamen> ok. good to know that it's working :)
22:33 < specsmu> yeah
22:33 < specsmu> it's a good start
22:34 < specsmu> someone might want to put a note on the web page that an install that used the old photogallery is not upgradable.
22:37 < lenthamen> you could mail the author...
22:38 < specsmu> well, the problem is that the photogallery wobject is stuck in the database somehow
22:38 < specsmu> so there's no easy way to pull it out so the rest of the site will work.
22:39 < specsmu> anyway, time to eat something and fsck with the templates... yawn.
22:40 < lenthamen> a "delete from wobject where namespace='PhotoGallery' should do it...
22:40 < specsmu> hmm, well, bit late for that now... no biggie
22:41 < specsmu> where do you edit templates?
22:41 < lenthamen> eh, what template do you want to delete ?
22:41 < specsmu> I don't want to delete one, I want to either create a new one or edit the default one.
22:42 < specsmu> I knew how to do all this in 6.1.1 :)
22:42 < lenthamen> just edit the Collaboration System Asset, and click on "manage" next to the template
22:43 < specsmu> and that'll let me manage the whole thing?
22:43 < specsmu> I want to fsck the whole site up. :)
22:43 < lenthamen> templates are assets, you can find them also through the asset manager.
22:43 * specsmu looks
22:44 < specsmu> ahh, I see.
22:44 < specsmu> not exactly intuitive, but better than 6.1
22:44 < lenthamen> will take you a day or two to get used to the new webgui :)
22:44 < lenthamen> everything is a asset
22:45 < specsmu> well, once I have it all set up, I don't have to touch it anymore, my client will be doing all the updating
22:45 < specsmu> that's why I use CMS... so he doesn't have to bug me
22:45 < lenthamen> everything has it's own url.
22:45 < lenthamen> hehe
22:45 < specsmu> he likes it too because I'd have to charge him if he wanted to bug me all the time. lol.
22:46 < lenthamen> pages are called layout btw
22:46 < specsmu> ahh.
22:47 < lenthamen> going to watch a movie with Her Majesty ;)
22:47 < specsmu> have fun.
22:47 < lenthamen> ttyl
22:48 < specsmu> thanks.
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00:22 <@snapcount> anyone alive?
00:28 < specsmu> yes.
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00:38 < macOnki> wiggy, I saw your posting about the bug I mentioned last night, any idea on how you guys are going to solve it?
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00:39 < macOnki> hmm, wrong channel
00:40 < specsmu> I think I just found a bug.
00:40 < specsmu> if I paste a navigation into root/home, it doesn't stick.
00:40 < specsmu> I don't see any "save" button anywhere, either.
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00:46 <@snapcount> what? no lag... do I finally have a *real* connection???
00:51 < macOnki> :-)
00:54 < specsmu> what is the proper way of including a Navigation?
00:56 < specsmu> I tried "AssetProxy"
00:56 < specsmu> but somehow I don't think that's right
01:01 < specsmu> the template tags are very poorly documented
01:04 < lenthamen> ^AssetProxy(/your/navigation/url);
01:04 < lenthamen> I might have some lag as I'm currently downloading all 21 James Bond dvd's.
01:04 < lenthamen> hehe
01:05 < macOnki> lenthamen, grmbl, seen that torrent too :-)
01:06 < lenthamen> I'm using the newsgroups.
01:07 < macOnki> ah
01:08 < lenthamen> 98 gig in the queue :)
01:09 < lenthamen> newsleecher says I've another 92 hours to go
01:09 < specsmu> hmm, thanks
01:10 <@snapcount> this sux
01:10 <@snapcount> I'm going to have to get a new ISP
01:11 <@snapcount> this connection isn't reliable enough to maintain the botnet between here and Efnet
01:12 <@snapcount> oh well, enough playing
01:12 <@snapcount> time to squash some bugz
01:15 < specsmu> I so hate CSS.
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02:03 < specsmu> this is turning out well.
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17:34 < specsmu> heh, I have a new webgui install down to a few minutes
17:40 < crythias> yes. it gets like that.
17:41 < crythias> Magician tricks. You'd be irritated if you knew how they were accomplished.
17:43 < specsmu> there used to be a way to add a picture to an article - is there still?
17:43 < specsmu> it looks like it was removed
17:46 < crythias> there is imbedding via the toolbar
17:46 < crythias> but genereally, not through articles.
17:46 < crythias> ^AssetProxy(/url/to/image);
17:47 < specsmu> hmm
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18:03 < specsmu> can you do AssetProxy calls from inside the edit screen of an article?
18:03 < crythias> yes
18:04 < specsmu> hmm
18:04 < crythias> esp. in html mode.
18:04 < specsmu> I'm trying to figure out how I can tell my completely nontechnical client how to insert a picture
18:04 < crythias> use the picture thing of the bar.
18:04 < specsmu> the who wha?
18:05 < crythias> the add picture duhickey of the edit bar.
18:05 * specsmu looks
18:05 < specsmu> none of those things show up on konqueror
18:05 < crythias> if not there, you can customize the bar to add it.
18:09 < specsmu> I see
18:10 < specsmu> I am so tempted sometimes to tell him "here's your login and password.. use dreamweaver"
18:10 < specsmu> :-D
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19:01 < crythias> op
19:01 < crythias> ?
19:02 < specsmu> I'm not used to seeing people op each other on freenode
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20:45 < crythias> hi
20:46 < crythias> I'm trying to install WG 4.0.0 on my Windows 98 box.
20:47 < crythias> It gives me an error every time I try to start that web thing. IQ level LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL_TO 50
20:47 < crythias> Access 95 seems to not work for holding the data.
20:47 < crythias> what did I do wrong?
20:50 < crythias> feh. this webgui thing is impossible to install. it is teh suck.
20:50 < crythias> If I can't apt-get it, it's not going on my debian box.
21:35 < crythias> !seen pbmdawg
21:35 <@WRE> pbmdawg (i=user@CPE-65-31-211-163.kc.res.rr.com) was last seen parting #WebGUI 1 day, 20 minutes ago stating "{}".
21:35 < crythias> !lastspoke pbmdawg
21:42 < specsmu> crythias: it is indeed difficult to install.
21:56 < crythias> I'm being goofy.
21:57 < specsmu> heh.
21:57 < specsmu> and I'm being mickey
21:58 < crythias> I'm liking my palm Tungsten E..
21:58 < crythias> I have a 1gb sd card in it.
21:58 < crythias> ok. so per GB, it's expensive.
21:58 < crythias> but it's still fun.
22:04 < specsmu> most fun things are expensive.
22:06 < crythias> Bjork rocks.
22:06 < crythias> or. doesn't. but still cool.
22:07 * crythias feels wrinkled and pruny. Maybe he's been soaking too long.
22:07 < specsmu> maybe you're just old :)
22:07 < crythias> I can't be.
22:08 < crythias> well..
22:08 < specsmu> why not?
22:08 < crythias> is 34 old?
22:08 < specsmu> I'm 30, so yes. :)
22:08 < specsmu> you old geezer you
22:09 < crythias> Just you wait.
22:09 < specsmu> *snicker*
22:10 < crythias> you young whippersnapper. And get off'n mah lawn, afore I git the hose.
22:10 < specsmu> *steals your walker*
22:10 * crythias waves his walking stick...
22:10 < crythias> y'all come back hyere wit mah walkah, yahear!
22:11 < crythias> doan make me git my boom stick.
22:11 < crythias> Earline! Git back t' da house. I's a gonna shoot what gots mah walker.
22:12 < specsmu> hehe
22:12 < crythias> don't touch da chrome.
22:12 < specsmu> tell me a story about the old days, gramps
22:12 < crythias> I dun brasso'd it last nie-yit.
22:13 < crythias> When I wuz yer age, I was recoverin' from that why too kay thingermajig.
22:14 < crythias> ok, so it took me a year to recover, so doan giv me no lip, boh-ee
22:14 < specsmu> I was only 25 at the time... I don't remember it gramps
22:15 < crythias> When I was yer age, I didn't have no 3GHz Pea cease.
22:16 < crythias> We was larnin to yooz dat Windoze two t'ousand.
22:16 < crythias> iPods? dernit, we were using them ree-oh thangs.
22:17 < crythias> Doom 3? still vaporware.
22:18 < specsmu> heh
22:18 < specsmu> and that's the way it was, and you liked it?
22:19 < crythias> we went uphill both ways in our non-hybrid SUV's and we liked it.
22:20 < specsmu> hehe
22:21 < crythias> we didn't have no monolith in are back yard
22:22 < crythias> we just got over a big hit two dem big buildings in new york city
22:23 < crythias> we had whatchacall that Code Red virus.
22:23 < crythias> didn't affect me, none.
22:23 < specsmu> it;s funny to think about the kids today being old people
22:24 < specsmu> or scary..
22:24 < crythias> yeah
22:25 < specsmu> no one ever thinks of goths as 80 year olds.
22:25 < crythias> it's funny to think of kids graduating that were born near my grad date.
22:26 < specsmu> so what do you think: www.thinwood.com
22:26 < specsmu> the latest webgui install.
22:26 < specsmu> no logo yet.
22:26 < crythias> When I was your'n age, we got ourselves that Pentium 3, and we're told the P4's on its way. Overshadowed by Athlon...
22:26 < specsmu> I'm waiting for him to give me one
22:27 < specsmu> turns out I had some built-in job security on this one, he tried to get some other people to do the template work, and they couldn't even *find* the templates.
22:27 < specsmu> lol
22:28 < crythias> heh
22:28 < specsmu> wonder if plainback would hire me to help with installs.
22:28 < specsmu> my guess is, they were logging in and looking on the server.
22:28 < specsmu> *giggles*
22:29 < crythias> heh
22:29 < crythias> We had Max Payne and Civ III when I was your'n age.
22:29 < specsmu> and don't forget no simcity 4000
22:30 < crythias> http://www.gamepc.com/labs/view_content.asp?id=2001yir&page=9
22:30 < crythias> actually, not much that screams "exciting" in 2001
22:31 < crythias> That is to say, not much that seems like we've advanced that much farther in 5 years.
22:32 < crythias> nVidia still owns, AMD is still better than Intel, 22" LCD's are still out of most pocketbook ranges, and plasma TV's are still up there.
22:32 < specsmu> yeah, things have stagnated a bit.
22:32 < crythias> The shuttle pc case is eh, but not anything near it.
22:32 < specsmu> I will be happy when there's fast 100G mass storage that has no moving parts.
22:32 < specsmu> by fast, I mean approaching the speed of DRAM.
22:33 < crythias> well, that's a good start.
22:33 < specsmu> well, let's see what I have in the way of food
22:33 < crythias> I'm thinking that a ram-slot usb attachment wouldn't be unheard of.
22:34 < crythias> I realize the immediate thing is "WHAT?"
22:34 < specsmu> I'd really hesitate to stick anything but RAM in a ram-slot.
22:34 < specsmu> but something being on the north bus might be cool.
22:34 < crythias> Imagine, though... maybe 4-8 slots, available for up to 8MB per slot.
22:35 < crythias> 8 GB per slot
22:35 < crythias> fast RAM
22:35 < crythias> attaches to USB port
22:35 < crythias> what's the point?
22:35 < crythias> good question.
22:36 < crythias> except it's great for volatile ram situations... tmp, "Bad" stuff, etc.
22:37 < crythias> mount that volatile ram and run your torrents off of it.
22:38 < crythias> use it for unencryption, etc.
22:38 < crythias> while your PC is on, it's just another drive letter. Feds come, oops. all gone.
23:00 < crythias> going home.
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05:40 <@pbmdawg> howdy
05:41 < specsmu> hi
05:41 <@pbmdawg> what's happening
05:45 <@pbmdawg> with whom am I speaking
05:47 <@pbmdawg> this is mwilson from the dev list / pb boards.
05:47 < specsmu> with me. :)
05:47 < specsmu> probably no one you know.
05:48 <@pbmdawg> ok.
05:48 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1222| oh wow pregnant porno
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1222| that's like a 2 for 1 deal
05:48 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:48 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1545| Guilty and I never had dealings
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1545| Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1545| which time
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1545| And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing
05:48 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1545| And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
05:48 <@WRE> |bash 1545| And well, you know
05:48 <@pbmdawg> I really don't know why that does that.
05:49 < specsmu> does what?
05:49 <@pbmdawg> replies with those obscene quotes
05:50 < specsmu> bash.org, I think.
05:52 < specsmu> most of the quotes on bash.org are obscene
05:52 <@pbmdawg> why are you in the webgui room
05:52 <@pbmdawg> (curious)
05:52 <@pbmdawg> did you chat a lot in here today
05:52 < specsmu> because I installed webgui yesterday and never left. :)
05:53 < specsmu> not much.
05:53 <@pbmdawg> oh ok.
05:53 <@pbmdawg> were you successful (at installing webgui)?
05:53 < specsmu> yes
05:53 < specsmu> in fact, I've got a new install down to about 30 minutes.
05:54 < specsmu> about 5 without having to mess with perl modules :)
05:54 <@pbmdawg> what o/s.
05:54 < specsmu> linux
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22:23 < crythias> two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would've noticed the first one...
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01:09 < specsmu> is there any way to increase the size of the photos in the photo gallery collaboration thingy?
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01:43 < specsmu> hi crythias
01:43 <@crythias> hello
01:44 * crythias rescues the damsel from this dress.
01:44 <@crythias> erm.. no, that's not right...
01:45 -!- crythias changed the topic of #webgui to: WebGUI real time help. et al. | http://www.plainblack.com | WebGUI - You're soaking in it. | 6.8.4 latest version
01:46 <@crythias> weird. my name is one of the most used words in the past 11 days.
01:50 < specsmu> is there any way to increase the size of the photos in the photo gallery collaboration thingy?
01:54 <@crythias> dunno, personally.
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01:58 < specsmu> hmm
02:10 <@crythias> .-.__.-.
02:10 <@crythias> \ o-o /
02:10 <@crythias> ` ~'
02:12 <@crythias> too much tv to watch tonight.
02:12 <@crythias> I'm a sucker.
02:18 < specsmu> lol
02:24 <@crythias> House, The Shield...
02:25 <@crythias> I probably won't stay up that long.
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05:45 <@snapcount> echo
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05:45 < specsmu> snapcount: EPERM
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05:46 <@snapcount> huh?
05:46 < specsmu> heh
05:46 < specsmu> you echoed
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05:46 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:46 <@WRE> |bash 57| if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
05:47 <@snapcount> heh
05:47 <@snapcount> #webgui
05:47 <@snapcount> a chatroom for family and friends
05:47 <@snapcount> lol
05:47 <@pbmdawg> definitely.
05:47 < specsmu> hey, my friends would think that's tame
05:49 <@snapcount> your friends sound like my friends
05:49 <@snapcount> grrr
05:49 <@pbmdawg> i don't have any friends like that.
05:49 <@snapcount> wre is being a prick
05:49 <@pbmdawg> how could anyone call a throat-pencil-stab "tame"?
05:50 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:50 <@WRE> |bash 2468| I had sex before, just never with a person
05:50 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:50 <@WRE> |bash 3647| *** Now talking in #funadultchat
05:50 <@WRE> |bash 3647| i am ready to receive my fun
05:51 <@pbmdawg> hey crythias; are you there
05:52 <@snapcount> wre probably scared him
05:52 <@snapcount> wre: be nice
05:54 < specsmu> heh
05:55 < specsmu> !bash
05:55 <@WRE> |bash 4062| does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm?
05:55 <@WRE> |bash 4062| Approve Kill Nothing
05:55 <@WRE> |bash 4062| kill;
05:55 <@WRE> |bash 4062| kill
05:55 <@WRE> |bash 4062| if she's horny she knows what to do
05:55 < specsmu> wtf?
05:56 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:56 <@WRE> |bash 522| my bellybutton smells worse than my ass
05:56 <@WRE> |bash 522| heh
05:56 <@WRE> |bash 522| how do you smell your bellybutton?
05:56 < specsmu> ok I don't take responsibility for anything but the !bash command. :)
05:56 <@WRE> |bash 522| digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger :
05:56 <@snapcount> heh
05:56 <@pbmdawg> !bash
05:56 <@WRE> |bash 710| i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it
05:56 <@snapcount> I'm about to teach him some new tricks
05:56 <@snapcount> now that I have a stable internet connection
05:57 <@snapcount> this channel should be linked to the one on Efnet soon
05:57 <@pbmdawg> !bash 115
05:57 <@WRE> |bash| i like stalked this girl sorta :D
05:57 <@WRE> |bash|